An Interview with the Bringers of Armageddon
Hosted by Inuyoshie, who owns nothing
Inu: Hallo hallo beautiful people!
Aja: Why do you always say that?
Ulquiorra: Trash…
Inu: Shush yourself or I shall put you in a frilly pink tutu, for I am the authouress of darkness and I have the power to do so!
Aja: You also have an ego about the same size as Aizen's…
Inu: Thank you.
Aja: … which is saying something.
Aizen: *glares at Aja* Weren't you here for a reason?
Inu: Yes. We're going to talk about the characters of Bleached Armageddon!
Grimmjow: Why?
Nikky: Why not?
Inu: Precisely! So, let's hear all about… Aja!
Aja: One! I am NOT crazy.
Grimmjow: I beg to differ.
Gin: I agree. Let's ask Granz…
Szayel: Hm… I'd say-
Aja: I'm INSANE get it right or I'll beat you to death with a tea cozy!
Inu: That's right.
Aizen: Didn't you have me say she was fragile?
Aja: I am not fragile!
Inu: Aja is fragile emotionally. She's easy to mess with. But let's do things in a proper order.
Aja: Who wants to do it that way?
Inu: Just go with it. Name?
Aja: Aja.
Inu: Age?
Aja: None of your business.
Inu: It's 16.
Aja: Rawr.
Inu: What do you look like?
Aja: Ugly.
Aizen: Tall and blonde.
Nicole: And she has big boobs.
Aja: WHAT?
Chloe: It's true. Of all of us, you have the largest breasts. I have the smallest.
Dakota: Actually, I do. I have none.
Maddie: It's true. Even Sophie has more than you, and she's half your size!
Inu: … How did we get off track here?
Grimmjow: I blame the boobs. And Nicole's are bigger!
Nicole: No, Aja's are.
Grimmjow: You're just being modest-
Inu: Carrying on… nickname?
Aja: Ashi, or Ashima. Maddie likes calling me Ashi, as does Nicole. Chloe, Dakota and Sophie generally call me Aja though. Maddie and Nicole are a little closer to me than the others are.
Maddie: Mhm.
Dakota: Yes, but we're just as cool.
Inu: Indeed, my gay friend. Indeed.
Dakota: What's that supposed to mean?
Inu: Nothing, nothing at all. So Aja, what do you like to do?
Aizen: Give me headaches.
Aja: Yes… and cause mischief… and listen to classical music, and cook and crochet, and read YAOI!
Nicole: Yaay yaoi!
Maddie: Indeed!
Chloe: Yaoi ish awesome!
Dakota: I know! Isn't my life great?
Aja: Neeh, you're on bottom though. Sucks to be you.
Chloe: Literally-
Inu: Carrying on…
Gin: My my, yer all such closet perverts!
Aja: The only one of us who is a closet pervert is Maddie. Lucky you.
Maddie: *reddens* Can we move on?
Inu: Yes. Aja's pairing is with Aizen, they just don't know it.
Aja: I hate him!
Inu: But he's hot.
Aizen: *twitches* I'm standing right here!
Inu: So? I've got lotsa pairings in store for you buddy boy. Once Bleached Armageddon is over…
All (minus Ulquiorra and Grimmjow): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ulquiorra: Trash.
Grimmjow: FINALLY! THERE'S AN END IN SIGHT!
Inu: … I'll be doing an AizenXOC.
Aizen: Again?
Inu: Yes, with you in the Soul Society, 'cuz you and Gin are hot in your captain's haori. So says I.
Aja: We're off topic again.
Inu: Sorry. So…anything else y'all wanna know?
Nicole: What horrible things are you going to do to Aja?
Inu: Well, she's going to have a skirmish with Menoly and Lola because I strongly dislike those two.
Aja: What? Damn!
Inu: How that goes will remain a secret.
Aja: Damn you!
Chloe: What about her lemon?
Inu: It will be last. I'm making Aizen work his ass off for Aja.
Aizen: *glares*
Inu: Other than that, I haven't really planned hers out yet. It's the only one I haven't planned out/ written.
Ulquiorra: It disturbs me that you actually plan these things out…
Inu: I'm a disturbing person. Deal with it.
Aizen: Why do I have to put up with you? Aren't I God?
Inu: Yes, and I'm the fanfic writer who could write you in a crack-fic and pair you with… oh, someone horrible like Mayuri-
All: *shudders*
Inu: Or… Shinji! I'm actually fond of that pairing. And you'd be on bottom!
Aizen: But I've got him hypnotized the whole time though, so wouldn't I-
Inu: He outranks you. And if all of a sudden you turn into a seme which is totally against the personality you've set up…
Aizen: *glares*
Inu: So yes. I win.
Dakota: Why don't you look again… Light.
Inu: I'M NOT LIGHT AND YOU ARE NOT IN A DEATH NOTE FANFIC!
Dakota: Awww!
Szayel: Aren't I good enough for you? *stomps off*
Dakota: Wait, no Szayel Aporro-sama… *runs off*
Aja: Ooooh, even using his proper title… daaang.
Inu: Anyway, I think we're out of time.
Aja: Awww!
Inu: To all you readers, if you want to draw Aja, feel free to! In fact, I would be incredibly happy and write a drabble of any pairing with any intensity of hotness to anyone who draws our six protagonists. Just post them on a DevieantArt account or Photobucket and alert me of their presence. On DeviantArt I am InuyoshieOokami. And… please review!
Grimmjow: Please! So you can stop the torture!
