The LotR characters do not belong to me all thought I wish some of them did for very specific and illicit reasons . . . anyway - I hope you enjoy and do tell me what you think of it.

- Bassoonfreak

Favorite Things (LotR Style!)

By Kaylin Anderson and Sonja Butler

Cuddling with Samwise and Pippen and Merry

Hitting on Frodo 'cause Aragorn's hairy

Legolas naked and tied up in strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Sweaty young Elrond in the War of the Ring

Cute li'l Frodo brandishing Sting

Human and dwarfish and cool Elfish rings

These are a few of my Favorite things

Boromir teaching the hobbits to sword fight

The Fellowship's jammies they sleep in at night

Aragorn, Arowen and their cute little fling

These are a few of my favorite things

When the orc bites

When the wound stings

When I'm feeling bad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so sad

Gimli counting downed orcs in a fight

Legolas wearing something that's tight

Their friendship as they fight fangirls that cling

These are a few of my favorite things

Haldir in fishnets, my what a sight

I didn't mean that, boy that's not right

Aragorn whining 'bout not being king

These are a few of my favorite things

Hiding in grass and kidnapping hobbits

Never let Gollum "cuddle" your rabbits

Screaming in pain as the Fellowship sings -

"These are a few of my favorite things!"

If there's goblins

And I'm captured

And I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad

Gandalf is spiffy with lots of cool magic

Boromir's death 'cause it was really tragic

Firework dragons with fiery wings

These are a few of my favorite things

At a pub in the shire chugging fine mead

We'll all be happy when we smoke their weed

Joining the chorus to drunkenly sing -

"These are a few of my favorite things!"

Watching the scene where Sam's rescued by Frodo

Booing at Elrond while he sings a solo

Destroying the ring that the Ringbearer brings

These are a few of my favorite things

Now your ears sting

'Cause were singing

And you're going mad

We're telling you now that we're reaching the end

So now you won't feel so bad!