Look! It's the Vaizard Mobile! This is a totally random, spazzy, fanfic that will eventually combine all the stories I know, and even some of yours! If you want to add a story, review with the title of the book and descriptions of the characters you want to add. Be prepared for character trait exaggeration, non sequiturs, total OOC ness, and everything random.

-Sincerely yours, Saskia

"OTTO! Where are you?" Saskia yelled. Otto came in, surprisingly, from the kitchen, wearing a white chef's hat and an absurdly large apron.

"Were you cooking? The bus just can't make lasagna like you do, you know. Anyways, I need to know if we have anything scheduled for the next, oh, month or so." Otto's eyes flipped back into his head with a mechanical click, looking at the schedule. He was an android, you see.

"Well, we have one appointment in the Dimension of… hem… GB. But that is all."

Saskia groaned. She hated Dimension GB. But still, she was free for the rest of the month. And she had something big planned. Something hugely, colossally awesome.

"Otto, please fill the schedule. I'm gonna host a CHARACTER MESH!" Cheering issued from the speakers in the ceiling.

"So… how many people do you plan to invite?" Saskia thought about it, made some phone calls, and announced that at least fifty characters from at least eight stories should be attending. Otto looked pensive, and a blue button flashed on his arm, which meant he was calculating.

"So I will need to make… wow. That's a lot of lasagna." Saskia grinned.

"We can just have the bus make it," she said.

"But you just said yourself, I make better la-" Saskia cut him off.

"Otto, you won't have time to make all that lasagna. I will be doing a lot of talking, so you're gonna need to drive." Otto looked crestfallen.

"But I wanted to meet those elven chicks you were going to invite!" Saskia slapped him.

"You are such a pervert!" she said. "Sometimes I wish… hey, how did you know I was inviting elves?" Otto sighed.

"I spend most of my time around you, and therefore I am aware of your recent obsession with the Inheritance Cycle, and that your favorite character is Arya, so I figured at least she would be coming, and I thought maybe you'd invite the blonde one with the dragon tattoo just to se if…"

"Have you been reading '32 short tales about Alegesia1' again? I told you not to finish those!" Otto looked offended.

"She was in the first chapter! And you read them too, so why-"

"Because I'm a girl, that's why Otto." Saskia huffed. "And yes, Eduna and Neya are invited. You know me too well." Otto grinned. Saskia geared at him, and he stopped.

"If you don't behave," She said, "I'll make you drive the whole time and you won't even get to meet them." Otto pouted.

"Why do you get to force me to drive and I can't force you to drive?" he said.

"Because you're the Auto-Pilot. That's why your name is Otto, assistant Pilot of the Vaizard Mobile, and mine is Head Driver of the Vaizard mobile. Otto, Auto, see? It's your job." Otto grumbled, but didn't say anything. Saskia then hopped into the driver's seat, pushed several of the pointless buttons, then went to the control room to turn on the bus. She started the generator, turned on the ripper, then dashed to the driver's seat and turned on the ignition. The inter-galactic plasma-jet engines roared and began emitting purple fire. The bus surged forward into the dimensional rift in front of them.

The bus entered a weird bluish tunnel thing. She saw a group of people floating by, and recognized them as Syaoran, Sakura, Fai, Kurogane, and the Mokona from the Tsubasa dimension. Saskia opened the door and yelled to them.

"Hey! Do you guys want to come to my month-long Character Mesh?"

Syaoran looked over at her and said,

"No, we must find Sakura's feathers." Saskia huffed.

"Newbie, huh? I have everything on this bus, including Sakura's memories, Fai's magic tattoo-thing, Fai's brother, and whatever Yuko took form Kurogane, cuz I can't remember. And I don't charge insane prices for stuff like Yuko does. She's crazy." All the Tsubasa characters then turned into happy chibis and charged onto the bus, trampling Otto and leaving anime footprints all over him. He stood up and shook them off. The bus filled with mysterious fog all of a sudden, and then Yuko was there, with her head almost brushing the ceiling because of her insane tallness.

"Did someone just call me crazy?" she said. "Hello Saskia." Saskia raised her hand.

"Umm, I was the one who called you crazy because of your inordinately high pricing system. And I'm giving back these poor Tsubasa characters their stuff by the way. Yuko turned into a very angry chibi, sharp teeth and all.

"Whaaat!" she shrieked. "You can't do that!" Saskia just smiled.

"I'll give you a whole case of sake," said Saskia. Yuko resumed being normal. Saskia handed her a case of her favorite sake.

"And anyways, would you like to stay for the Character Mesh? You can bring Watanuki if you want." Yuko nodded, and Watanuki appeared. The Tsubasa characters were busy being amazed at the stuff they got back from Yuko. Saskia took out her cell phone and dialed her friend Phoebe's number.

"Phoebe," Saskia said when she picked up. "I'm hosting a Character Mesh. Want to come?" when Phoebe said she wasn't sure, she had a lot of things to do that month. Saskia said,

"Fai is here." Phoebe squealed, and hung up, then poofed dramatically into the bus. Everyone looked up, and Phoebe stared at everyone. Then she noticed Fai.

"Fai!" she squealed, and ran up to him and gave him a huge hug. He responded in kind then ruffled her hair, which she quickly smoothed down again.

"Don't do that!" she said.

"Well, glad you could join us!" said Saskia.

"Glad I could come!" said Phoebe brightly. "I haven't seen you in sooo long Ar- Saskia." Saskia heard someone's stomach growl.

"Who wants dinner!" she said, and led the way to the dining room.

"So," said Saskia after everyone was seated, "Think of what you want to eat, then tap your placemat three times." Everyone did, and a variety of food came up. Saskia had a cheeseburger and French fries; Phoebe had some miso ramen, with a lump of mochi floating in it. Fai got Chicken teriyaki. Kurogane and Syaoran got some sort of deep fried meat-and-rice thing, and Sakura got a bowl of udon soup. Yuko got a plate of udon, pink-and white starch cake pseudo vegetable things, and a glass of sake.

"No alcohol!" yelled Saskia.

"But you just gave me alcohol." answered Yuko.

"True." sighed Saskia, and did not make the Sake disappear.

With a loud 'pweew' sound, the bus exited the portal and landed on a deserted dirt road. It drove along at full speed, Otto was at the controls. Otto yelled something that was lost in the roar of the jet engines, and the bus screeched to an abrupt halt. All the food and dishes slid off the table and smashed and squished respectively against the far wall. Saskia was the only one who still had food because she had been holding her hamburger at the time. Still eating her hamburger, she dashed out of the dining room, yelling something about somewhere called Alegesia.

Arya groaned. She wished that her three companions would just shut up! They were so exited about this stupid party thing, and apparently Eduna knew this Saskia person. Eduna, Neya, and Eragon were chattering nonstop. Neya was obviously flirting. Suddenly, there was a loud tearing sound and a huge thing came hurtling out of thin air in a cloud of purple light. Eragon screamed like a little girl while jumping up and down and waving his arms. Eduna and Neya fainted at the exact same time. Arya jumped backwards and was about to draw her sword, when she realized this must be the Vaizard Mobile thing on the invitation. Suddenly, a girl with brown, frizzy, curly hair and brown skin dashed out of the bus. She was wearing an odd multicolored dress and seemed to be carrying some sort of sandwich. She then came to an abrupt halt and stared.

"we. actually. MADE IT!" she said. Then she looked up.

"OMG! IT'S ARYA!" she squealed, and before she could do anything, she found herself being hugged. She groaned.

"Please do not touch me." she said, and took a step back.

"Jeez." muttered the girl. "You are just like my friends. Nobody appreciates a good hug anymore."

Saskia led the two onto the bus, and then got her hovercraft and loaded the two unconscious elves onto it.

"So!" she said when she got back on the bus. Nobody was paying attention to her. Arya and Yuko were already arguing, Kurogane was trying to stuff Mokona into a jelly jar, Syaoran was talking to Sakura, and Eragon was distracted by Otto's t-shirt that said "Want to know how to keep an idiot busy? See back of shirt", and on the back, "Want to know how to keep an idiot busy? See front of shirt." Phoebe and Fai were not in the main room. Saskia pulled out a bullhorn.

"ATTENTION!" she yelled. Everyone looked up. "Lets all go out to the pond." they all then piled toward the door marked "POND". Saskia entered first to see Phoebe and Fai sitting on the bridge watching the sunset while eating chocolate ice cream.

They both looked up at the sound of a bunch of people entering the area.

"We totally just ruined a romantic moment, didn't we." said Eduna. Fai and Phoebe nodded. Everyone sat down on the bridge. Eragon was still trying to figure out Otto's shirt.

Hey! How was the first chapter? was it as awesome as you thought it would be? Less awesome? More awesome? not awesome at all? Tell me what you think, and add your characters! Feel free to add yourself and/or an OC. I only need a description.

-Saskia