Chris McLean: What Up Total Drama fans? I'm here live from the set of Total Drama Action, only this is not TDA, no no no no! This is season 5 and to make sure the ratings are SUPER high, we have 30 contestants. Welcome to the most action packed drama filled pain inducing season EVER! Welcome to, Total...Drama...Xtreme Action!
(Theme Song Plays)
Chris McLean: You are probably wondering why we didn't just use the island again, huh? Well...Here's the thing...The island got too infected for human interaction, yes I know, tragic, it wasn't my choice, the government told me off and I got many angry e-mails about Dakota turning into the Dakotazoid, but don't worry, she was treated and she is now normal again, so is Scott! So here we are now! The set of TDA soon to be TDXA! And here come the cast now!
(The old bus from TDA Pulls up to the entrance of the movie lot)
Chris McLean: Welcome camp-I mean contestants!
(Duncan is the first to get off the bus)
Chris McLean: First up we have Duncan!
Duncan: I don't know why I decided to do this
Chris: See? This is why its funny, 'cause you didn't it was in your Total Drama contract, read the fine print like the other time you asked me that
Duncan: Eat it McLean, I am gonna get that cool Million this time
Chris: Yeah, that's the same thing you said LAST time, Duncan
Duncan: Shut up Chris.
(Duncan walks past Chris and stands by the entrance waiting for the other contestants)
Chris: Next up, we have Alejandro
(Alejandro steps off the bus with his black sunglasses)
Alejandro: Hola Chris!
Chris: Hola to you, too.
(Alejandro walks over to Duncan)
Chris: Thanks to many angry emails, we have decided to let a certain contestant back in that better not turn all animal like again
(Ezekiel steps off the bus)
Ezekiel: Hey! Guys!
(Everybody moans)
Ezekiel: I promise I won't get kicked off again! And yo Chris, thanks for those classes, eh! I was finally able to snap out of the weird animal state I was in back in TDWT.
Chris: Ok, you are very welcome, but you said you weren't gonna get kicked off last time and you did, so just save it, Homeschool.
(Zeke walks over to Duncan and Alejandro)
Chris: Everyone Here come Lindsay!
Lindsay (in a sing-song voice): Hi!
(She falls off the bus)
Duncan: *laughs*
Lindsay: Ouch, that hurt! Oh no! I broke a nail!
Chris: That's tragic, really it is, now get your butt over there!
Lindsay: Hey! Is that guy I like here? Randy?
Everyone: TYLER
Chris: Yes, he is, everyone here is Tyler!
(Tyler walks off the bus)
Tyler: Hey Lindsay.
Lindsay: Hi Kyle, where is Tyler?
Tyler: Really you STILL don't remember me?
Lindsay: Well who are you?
Tyler: I am Tyler, your boyfriend, remember?
Lindsay: Nope
Tyler: *sigh*
Chris: Great...Anyway here is The Queen of Mean, Heather!
(Heather steps off the bus)
Heather: I hope you are all prepared to lose!
Chris: Shut it and get over there
Heather: (scuffs) Shut up Chris!
(Chris scowls at Heather)
Chris: Anyway, here is Geoff and Bridgette!
(Geoff and Bridgette step off the bus in a tight lip-lock)
Duncan: Great! A repeat of Total Drama Action! The two kissing morons.
Chris: Hey! you two get over by Duncan, and stop kissing already!
(Geoff gives a thumbs-up and walks while kissing Bridgette)
Chris: Everyone here is Leshawna!
(Leshawna is about to get off the bus when Courtney pushes her off while she is on her phone)
Courtney: Well I don't care! Make it happen I am NOT spending ANOTHER summer here with these idiots!
(Leshawna gets up)
Leshawna: Why don't you watch where you are going you jerk!
Courtney: Hold on, (Covers phone) What is it I am on the phone with my lawyers!
Chris: Which you shouldn't! Give it here!
Courtney: Aw MAN!
(Gives Chris Her Phone)
Chris: Thank You (Slams it on the ground)
Courtney: NOOOO! MY CELL PHONE!
(Leshawna laughed so loud she snorted)
Courtney: Oh shut up
Chris: Next up is-
Katie and Sadie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chris: Sheesh! Can't I say the name of the next contestant without your squealing?
Katie: Sorry Chris we just can't believe we are here!
Chris: Well believe it and go sit your butts down! Anyway, the next contestants are; Beth, Trent, Gwen, Justin, Izzy, Noah, Owen, Harold, Cody, DJ, Eva, and Sierra.
Duncan: So this is it?
Chris: Oh no my fine delinquent, there are more!
Duncan: Great
Chris: Meet season 4 favorites, Scott, Sam, Mike, Zoey, Dakota, and Lightning.
Zoey: Oh wow! It's the original cast of Total Drama!
Mike: I know! This is incredible!
Chris: Ok I know how incredible this is, but we need to divide into teams. Despite season 1 issue Katie and Sadie are on the same team. Ok There are 3 teams now since there are 30 contestants. Here are the teams; Katie, Sadie, Justin, Gwen, Duncan, Alejandro, Owen, Sam, Dakota, and Lightning, you are Team A. Mike, Zoey, Izzy, Noah, Beth, Trent, DJ, Eva, Sierra, and Cody, you are Team B. Harold, Courtney, Leshawna, Heather, Geoff, Bridgette, Scott, Ezekiel , Lindsay, and Tyler, you are Team C. Now Come up with some good names for yourselves, dazzle me!
(Everyone is thinking)
Duncan: I have a good name Team Punch
Chris: Very good
Izzy: Team Wild!
Chris: Amazing!
Geoff: Team Party!
Chris: Really dude? Is partying all you think about, ok then. Pick your trailers and meat me at the lunch tent
(All 3 teams are walking to the trailers)
Duncan: Hey, why are the trailers bigger?
Chris: Because there are 30 contestants, you really didn't think we would make you squeeze into those small trailers did you?
(scene cuts to the boys cabin)
Ezekiel: So good to be back, eh?
Duncan: Can it homeschool, you are just getting kicked off at the first elimination ceremony
Ezekiel: No way, eh. I am in it to win it, yeah!
Alejandro: Amigos why must we fight, we are all guys here
Scott: Yeah what he said
Confessionals
Scott: Listen I know Alejandro, I have seen him in season 3, if we can get an alliance going, we could REALLY start some stuff...I mean we could even get to the final 3! Trust me this is a good plan.
Alejandro: Scott is a worthy competitor, I saw him in season 4, I may have some competition... *laughs uncontrollably*
End of Confessionals
(Scene cuts to the girls cabin)
Heather: I cannot believe I got stuck with Leshawna, this is A NIGHTMARE!
Leshawna: Oh don't go there with me you skinny bi-
Zoey: Hey guys! Let's not fight lets just be friends, ok?
Heather: Firends with her no thank you I would rather get eliminated
(Heather Walks away)
Leshawna: Consider it done
(Zoey Gasps)
(Scene cuts to the lunch tent)
Chris welcome teams! Today's challenge will take place in 5 minutes so hurry up and eat your breakfast!
Duncan: What is the challenge?
Lindsay: *gasps* is it a makeover
Tyler: Is it a sports competition?
Duncan: Is it a beat-a-nerdathon? *punches Harold*
Harold: OW THAT HURT, GOSH!
Chris: No, no, and what? today's challenge is the gross-a-thon!
Harold: *gulps*
Duncan: What is the matter Daloris? Get grossed out much?
Confessionals
Harold: I still cannot believe you told Duncan the Daloris thing, GOSH!
End of Confessionals
(Scene cuts to the lunch tent)
Chris: This is how the challenge is going to work, each team will be given a bowl of the most disgusting food chief can make.
Chief: I made sure this food is the best! *snickers*
Duncan: Didn't we do this in Total Drama Island?
Chris: Yes, but this time, we have even MORE disgusting things for you to eat! Like deep fried bugs, pig feet, cow snout, pork butt, all that good stuff! And the rules are different this time! Chief if you please, hand out the food!
(Chief hands everyone a bowl of pig butt)
Courtney: What is this?
Chris: Pig butt! One of chief's specialties!
Everyone: Ewwwww
Chris: There are 10 meals, if you barf you are out of the contest. The team with the most people who have not barfed after the 10th dish win.
(Everyone starts to eat)
Izzy (Chewing): Mmmm This is really good!
Justin: *gags* I can't do this..*barfs*
Dakota: NOOO I CAN'T DO THIS *barfs*
Chris: Justin and Dakota are out!
Noah: (Chewing): Ugh I think I am going to be sick
Chris: Not if you want to win you won't!
Katie: Sadie?
Sadie: Yeah?
Katie: I think I am going to barf
Sadie: Me too
(Katie and Sadie barf simultaniously)
Chris: Ohh and Katie and Sadie are out!
Duncan: ohhh, This is not right *gags*
Gwen: Suck it up Duncan!
Duncan: What ever you say gorgeous!
Confessionals
Courtney: I am SO over Duncan, but I just can't stand him and Gwen, always kissing and...and...(screams out crying)
Duncan: I know Courtney is still hot for me, but I have moved on, and she has to move on too!
End of Confessionals
Harold: *gags* Oh no! *barfs*
Chris: and Harold is out! Good job Harold!
Chris: Ok on to the next dish!
(Chief places a dish of Cow Snout in front of everyone)
Izzy (Chewing): This is the best Chief!
(Chief has a look of confusion on his face)
Confessionals
Chief: I don't know what is wrong with that girl! That stuff is nasty!
Izzy is siting eating pig butt
Izzy (chewing): What? It's really good!
End of Confessionals
Zoey: I can't do this
Mike: Yes you can, just pretend it is your favorite food, that's what I did!
Zoey: Thanks Mike
(Everyone finishes their food)
Chris: Really? No one barfed? Well lets see if that is the case when you have this delicious meal!
(Chief hands everyone a dish of live Snails)
Bridgette: WHAT? I can't eat a live animal! It's too cruel!
Geoff: You can do it babe! Just believe in yourself!
Chris: Just Like in The Lion King 3 you will be having a snail slurping contest! You each have to slurp the 10 snails in front of you!
(Everyone moans)
Chris: and GO!
Izzy (slurping): Delicious!
(Duncan looks at her in horror)
Confessionals
Duncan: What is up with that girl? I knew she was crazy, but this is insane! How can she actually like that stuff?
Izzy is sitting slurping snails
Izzy: Yummy! *burp* Oops excuse me *giggles*
End of Confessionals
Lightning: Sha-Man Lightning is getting Sha-sick!
Courtney: *gags* awww I don't feel so go-*Barfs*
Chris: And Courtney is out!
Bridgette: *gags* Oh no *barfs on Geoff*
Geoff: Eww *gags and barfs*
Chris: Geoff and Bridgette are out! Next up we have Bug surprise cheeseburger!
Leshawna (chewing): AH they are still alive! *gags and barfs on Justin*
Justin: AH MY BEAUTIFUL SKIN IS RUINED! AHHH *runs out of the tent screaming*
Confessionals
Justin (scrubbing barf off of him): Aw man! how am I suppose to get this barf off me..AH! Its in my hair, too? *barfs*
End of Confessionals
Lindsay (chewing): *gags* I can't do this! *barfs on Tyler*
Tyler: Gross! *barfs on Chris*
Chris: Aww come on! You don't barf on the host! Tyler and Lindsay are out!
(chief hands everyone a bowl of live cocaroaches)
Trent: *gags* You have to be kidding!
Chris: nope Now EAT! Chief watch the kiddies while I go clean up.
Gwen (chewing): Not so bad!
Duncan (chewing): You are telling me!
Confessionals
Chief: What is wrong with these kids? They actually like eating this stuff?
Duncan: *barfs* Worst food I have ever had, and I was in Juvey!
End of Confessionals
Trent (chewing): AH! I HEAR CRUNCHING I CAN'T DO THIS * Barfs on Gwen*
Gwen: AW! TRENT *barfs on DJ*
DJ: *barfs on Scott*
Scott: *Barfs*
(Chris walks back in)
Chris: Trent, Gwen, DJ, and Scott, you are out!
(Chief hands everyone a bowl of Pig foot)
Izzy (chewing): Delicious!
Duncan (chewing) *gags* aww I feel sick! *barfs*
Chris: Duncan is out!
Noah: *barfs*
Chris: Noah is also out!
(Chief hands everyone a bowl of Pig Ear)
Ezekiel: *gags* No gotta pull through, eh! *eats the ear*
Leshawna: *gags* This sista is out! *barfs on Heather*
Heather: *barfs* you did that on purpose!
Lehsawna: *laughing*
Chris: Leshawna and Heather are out!
(Chief hands everyone a bowl of Cow Brain)
Lightning (chewing): *gags* Sha-mommy! *barfs*
Chris: Lightning is out!
Alejandro: *barfs*
Chris: Alejandro is out!
(Chief hands everyone a bowl of Moldy Chicken)
Cody: Is this safe?
Chris: Who knows? but I think its safer than being eliminated!
Sam: *barfs*
Mike: *barfs*
Zoey: *barfs*
Cody: *barfs*
Chris: WOW! Sam, Mike, Zoey, and Cody you are out!
(Chief hands everyone a carton of spoiled milk)
Eva (chugging): This is nothing!
Beth (Chugging) I don't feel so good..*barfs*
Ezekiel (chugging): This is Nothing, eh!
Bridgette: Go! Ezekiel!
Leshawna: Yeah go homeschool!
Tyler: Go Eva and Izzy!
Eva (Chugging): *gag* I *gag* can't *gag* take it *gag* anymore *barfs*
Chris: Eva you're out! Owen, Izzy, and Zeke it's just you 3.
Owen: WHOHOO I can do this all day! *stomach growling* I don't feel so go-*barfs
Chris: Team Punch. You are out! Who ever barfs next decides who wins!
Izzy (chugging): I am not giving up!
Ezekiel (chugging): Me either, eh!
Izzy (chugging): *stomach growling* Ohh, I don't feel good *barfs*
Chris: And Team Party wins the gross-a-thon!
Team Party: Alright!
Geoff: Way to go Homeschool!
Chris: Since Team Punch was the first out, someone is going home tonight!
Duncan: *growls*
Chris: As for Team Party, you receive a...Hot Tub!
Team Party: ALRIGHT WOHOO!
Chis: Team Punch see you at the elimination ceremony!
(scene cuts to the elimination ceremony)
Chris: Please make your votes
(everyone makes their votes)
Chris: The following members are safe
(Chief walks up with the guilded Chris's)
Chris: Duncan
(Chief throws Duncan his guilded Chris)
Chris: Katie and Sadie
(Chief throws Katie and Sadie their guilded Chris)
Chris: Gwen
(Gwen has her guilded Chris thrown to her)
Chris: Lightning
Lightning: *catches award* Sha-boom!
Chris: Alejandro
(Alejandro catches his award)
Chris: Owen
(Owen catches his award)
Chris and the final guilded Chris goes to...
(Suspenceful music plays)
(Justin and Dakota look worried)
Chris: Dakota
(Dakota catches her award)
Justin: What?
Chris: Sorry dude time to catch the Lamousine
Justin: *walks with his head down*
Duncan: bye pretty boy
(Justin gets in the car and it drives off)
Chris: Well that takes care of that. Who will be voted off next? Who will try to start an alliance? Who is going to hook up? When is Ezekiel Going to get kicked off?
Ezekiel: Never, yo!
Chris: Find out next time on Total...Drama...Xtreme Action!
