A/N: Why am I so active all of a sudden with all these odd stories in my head? This one has yet to be called the oddest one of them all!

Disclaimer: I own nothing other than the crazy, over-the-top weirdness in this fic!

Summary: AU-ish. Tyson's high school is participating in this year's drama production event, Cinderella. Aha, but there's a twist; gender roles will be swapped! All hell ensues courtesy of the drama club! Most G-Rev characters! Who will be Cinderella? Who will be the Prince? And where is Hiro's coffee mug? Most of the G-Rev characters will be here! Extremely, extreme randomness, craziness and weird things. Thou have been warned. Those who R&R gets free chocolate chip cookies!


Chapter 1: Finding Cinderella

It was that time of year when Tyson's high school participated in this year's drama production courtesy of the drama club (aka blame Kenny for not forgetting and Hilary for her big mouth). Students stood in the large hall auditioning for roles for this year's drama, Cinderella, however, there was a twist this year; gender roles would be swapped and tweaked… to the director's liking. Who knew Hiro would be such a drama freak? And who knew Hilary came up with the idea of gender swapping the roles (only for certain characters) or if that didn't happen, something was going to happen to her liking that would involve her rolling on the floor in pure bliss. Chaos was in the wind, people felt it.

It was clear the script was vague, crazy but vague. Everybody thanked Emily for that. Everybody whispered who was playing what role; at the moment on the stage, the auditions were finding the 'perfect' Cinderella. The boys weren't too comfortable with the idea auditioning as Cinderella; wearing a dress wasn't part of their idea of being 'cool'. First up was Max.

"Um," the blonde said reading the script (and god forbid, 'Um' wasn't part of the script). As dramatically as he could, he placed a hand over his forehead and said, "Oh no! What a mess! My sisters ruined my dress!"

Silence. Ian coughed. Rick face-palmed.

"Er… good job Max, um, next." Hiro hung his head down. Couldn't he hang himself now?

Stomping on stage next was Bryan. Everybody in hall started at the boy's over-dramatization for the role. A bunch of girls giggled at his attempts of being Cinderella but something was off. Sure the boy was a bit too passionate to the point he turned creepy instead. Hiro massaged the bridge on his nose. This was going to be a long, painful day.

"Thank you Bryan but we have a role for you already."

"Oh?"

"You can be one of the evil step sisters…" Hiro scribbled something on the clipboard before looking up at the stage with a frown. Where was his coffee anyway?

The comment itself sent the mauve-haired teen off stage in delight! Yes! Finally a role he could wear a dress and play with its frilliness! The soft silk fabric sliding through his fingers and heels he always wanted to wear. This was the happiest day of his life! Really Bryan? Really?

Hiro looked up removing his shades, "Tyson… why are you on stage?"

"Because Hilary forced me to…" the teen eyed one his good friend Hilary secluded in the shadows. Her eyes glowed and she had a sharpened pencil—no scratch that, pencils in her hand. She made jabbing motions.
"Errr… okay," Hiro wanted to drown in his coffee right now but he couldn't; his coffee mug was nowhere to be found after he requested it three times already.

Tyson breathed in and out trying to get into character. The girls couldn't wait for Tyson to play the role of Cinderella. In drama class, all the girls voted Tyson to be Cinderella except Mariah who wanted Rei. The poor girl was outvoted twenty-five to one… sad. Tyson breathed before finally reciting the lines. It was… perfect. His emotions, his actions and his voice… everything aligned perfectly. Mr. Dickenson who sat in the seats nodded with approval; this year's play would go out without a hitch! Having a popular lead character like Tyson would bring the school much media attention and sponsorships! Financial problems equaled gone!

Tyson was done with his lines, everybody stood up clapping. The girls cheered in excitement! They had their Cinderella! Tyson glanced over to them only to see their faces change; oh how they waited for this opportune moment. He swallowed hard watching one of the girls hold up a bag overflowing with cosmetics and other girly stuff. He saw another girl drag her finger across her throat at him. Another girl held up a brush and some pink, flowery hair clips in her hand. He turned around to Hilary who still made jabbing motions at him. There was no stepping down from this, he thought exiting the stage. He didn't want to be doing this but he had to…

Tyson thought back to why he was forced into the play in the first place. This was probably three weeks ago…

Three weeks ago Tyson and Kai were having an awesome, adrenaline fueled beybattle in the gym. No beydish, just the cold gym floor. The match was going so well until Tyson's blade decided to take it up a notch; the metal system beyblade twirled, rushing under a door. Kai didn't follow but Tyson did. Slamming the door open the teen screamed: "Alright, where are you Dragoon?" He never received an answer but instead, Tyson was hit on the head by many flying objects. Such objects included: brushes, toothpaste, bags, a mirror, powder, foundation followed by a bra.

He landed on his behind with a loud thud, removing the scarlet, silk bra off his head. It was then he realized where he was: he was in the girl's change room. Julia, the girl's team captain of her beyblade team and the leader of the drama club snatched the bra off his head pinning him down with her foot. Matilda, a quiet short, pink-haired girl approached Julia giving her Dragoon.

"Looking for this?" she glared burning holes into Tyson's skull.

"Errr…" it was hard looking for Dragoon when the first thing he saw was Julia's underwear… With another stomp Tyson cried out, "YES!"

Julia removed her foot picking Tyson up by the collar pinning him to the locker, "Listen here and you listen well, Granger. Since you had the nerve to come in here, you're going to make a deal with us."

"D-Deal?"

The boys outside heard the evil, maniacal-like laughter echoing from the girl's change room. Something was not right. Before the boys knew it, Tyson was thrown back outside followed by Dragoon.

That's when hell started… Tyson walked to his friends ashamed of the deal he made with Julia, *cough*the Devil*cough*. Now that he was Cinderella, he began to wonder who the Prince was going to be.