Note: Some of these characters may be out of character but this is only for funny purposes.

The Olympian Hunger Games

" And the rules for the 100th Hunger Games Quarter Quell are: Each Olympian tribute shall choose one of his or her demigod children to go into the arena with them!" said President Clovis. Every Olympian god around the districts watched this on TV. Zeus, wearing rags, watched in his small home in district twelve while rain dripped through the roof on his head. Poseidon watched in district 4, in his fishing hut and wearing swimming shorts. Hades watched in district 1, sitting on a throne wearing long velvet robes, jewels encrusted in the walls of his palace.

Days pass

Hades' POV

Today was time for the Reaping. My district, district 1, was getting excited. I couldn't wait until the reaping. It was very likely that I would be chosen for tribute, because the only other immortals in my district are Iris and Ares.

I walked to the town square of district 1, where the Reaping would be held. I wore robes of deep blue today. The town square came into view. Then I rushed into the excited crowd. A man from the Capitol stood on a podium. He cleared his throat. " Ahem! It is now time for the Reaping!" He said. The crowd quieted. Then the man showed us the video about our history of war and all that. " And now, I shall pick out the names of the tributes!" the man recited. " Ladies first!" He picked out the only name in the girl's bowl of names. "The first tribute for District 1 is Iris! Please step forward young lady!" Iris walked up to the podium to stand next the man, muttering, "Young lady? How dare he! I am a goddess!" The man at the podium congratulated Iris and picked out the name from the boy's bowl. " The second tribute is… Hades! Congratulations!" I walked up to stand next to Iris. Ares scowled among the crowd.

Poseidon's POV

Today was the day after the Reaping. I had been chosen as tribute. I didn't know if I should be happy about this. I was excited, but nervous. The girl tribute had been Artemis. Now we were both deciding which of our children to bring with us. " I don't have any children! Does that mean I won't have to bring a mortal in with me?" Artemis asked a Peacekeeper hopefully. " You will have to choose one of your Hunters, Artemis." he replied solemnly. Artemis gasped and then decided to go to bed. I sighed. Tomorrow the tributes would go to the Capitol...

Zeus's POV

Yesterday had been the Reaping. Hera and I had been chosen as tributes. Neither of us were very happy. Hera had no children and therefore would have to choose another of my children as a tribute because we are husband and wife. This made me depressed. I had no children to spare. If me and Hera both brought one of my children, then even if I won the Hunger Games, I would have no children, and no wife. How embarrasing! Poseidon and Hades would tease me so much... Oh that's right. They would have to die too. So no teasing at least. I thought of that little brat Percy Jackson. I was so depressed I almost felt bad for him and ol' Fish-breath Poseidon. I wasn't even sure if Poseidon's Cyclops kids counted. Which meant bad news for Jackson. I sighed. What a lonely life I would have after this experience, if any life at all...

TO BE CONTINUED

I will update as soon as possible but before I finish I need help from all you people reading this. Please PM or review me with what you think the Arena should be like! ( example, deserty, mountanous, a beach, ect) I will choose one winner.