So, Homestuck... yeah, I don't own it. *goes to cry in an emo corner*

Eridan Ampora was infatuated with himself. This was, of course, obvious to anyone who looked at him, let alone listened to him. So what you saw here Shouldn't have come as a surprise, right? Sadly, it did.

Your name is Karkat Vantas. You had been unable to concentrate on anything at all today and had decided to take a walk around the fucking meteor you were currently stuck on. As you explored, you tried to avoid the other trolls on the meteor because most of them, in your opinion, were complete and total jackasses. You were supposed to be their leader, but,well, thigs didn't go as planned sometimes. Then you were mad at them, they were mad at you, and... the point is, leadership is difficult. You walked until you came to a room where you heard someone talking. Seeing as there wasn't another route forward, and you really didn't want to go back to your computer just yet, you really did hate that Egbert human, you walk right through the doorway.

When you see who the other person is you stop in your tracks. Oh, hell no. It was Eridan. He was too busy doing something to notice you had entered the room. He was... was he talking to himself? What was that in his hand? It was a mirror. Was he talking to a mirror? Who the fuck does that? Eridan couldn't be that insane, could he? What the hell was he saying anyway?

"You are so glubbin' sexy. Wwhy don't wwe hang out sometime, just me and you?"

Oh my Gog, he was flirting. With HIMSELF. He was that desperate. You backed away slowly, careful not to alert the fish-troll of your presence. Once you're out of the room you break into a run down the hallway. Man, that shit was disturbing.

At least he was only flirting with himself though, right? It's not like he was flirting with an actual person, just a mirror.

At least he wasn't flirting with Sollux, because, although no one knew, you were completely infatuated with Sollux Captor. Anyone who listened to most of your conversations with him would most likely think that you had the most fucked up relationship ever, but you didn't think so. Sollux was almost all you thought about. though you hated to admit it, you were flushed for him. This was obvious to everybody, except Captor himself. Gog, he was so fucking dense. You tend to blush and get so flustered, you start to stammer when you talk to him. These are just a few details he seems to miss that everyone else seems to have picked up on already.

So. Fucking. Dense.

So as long as Ampora was only flirting with himself, he could be infatuated with the man in the mirror all he wanted.

The sad thing is, I can actually see Eridan doing this. -_- reveiw?