Ritsu's Mom
By RishiandSquee
Hola everyone! It's Rishi, Rishi is bored, and Rishi is at school. Whoopie! XD
Anyway, anyway, I've come up with a crackfic for Furuba! (claps) Please review, even if it's a flame. This is a crackfic—it's meant for enjoyment!
DISCLAMER: IF I OWNED FURUBA, IT WOULD BE SERIOUSLY MESSED UP, okay?
RITSU'S MOM.
"Um……Ri-Ritsu-san…" Mitchan stuttered. "L-listen, I have something to tell you."
"Eh?" Ritsu turned to his would-be girlfriend. "Yes?"
"Listen…..Your mom's got it going on."
"EH?!?!?!?!"
Mitchan then started singing.
"Ritsu's mom, has got it going on! She's all I want, and something-or-other so long! Ritsu can't you see, you're just not the gi---…" Mitchan then stopped. "Are you a boy or a girl, Ritsu-san?"
"I-I'm sorry! I'm a man!"
"Oh, allright." Mitchan stuttered, and then began singing again. "Ritsu can't you see, you're just not the guy for me? A-a-a-a-ah-a A-a-a Ritsu's mom"
Mitchan then turned to Ritsu. "I-I'm sorry. I've been in love….With your mother."
something or other
Wow…..That took about five minutes to write. What the hell.
Anyway, thanks for reading my seriously messed up fic!
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I'll be going now.
