Ritsu's Mom

By RishiandSquee

Hola everyone! It's Rishi, Rishi is bored, and Rishi is at school. Whoopie! XD

Anyway, anyway, I've come up with a crackfic for Furuba! (claps) Please review, even if it's a flame. This is a crackfic—it's meant for enjoyment!

DISCLAMER: IF I OWNED FURUBA, IT WOULD BE SERIOUSLY MESSED UP, okay?

RITSU'S MOM.

"Um……Ri-Ritsu-san…" Mitchan stuttered. "L-listen, I have something to tell you."

"Eh?" Ritsu turned to his would-be girlfriend. "Yes?"

"Listen…..Your mom's got it going on."

"EH?!?!?!?!"

Mitchan then started singing.

"Ritsu's mom, has got it going on! She's all I want, and something-or-other so long! Ritsu can't you see, you're just not the gi---…" Mitchan then stopped. "Are you a boy or a girl, Ritsu-san?"

"I-I'm sorry! I'm a man!"

"Oh, allright." Mitchan stuttered, and then began singing again. "Ritsu can't you see, you're just not the guy for me? A-a-a-a-ah-a A-a-a Ritsu's mom"

Mitchan then turned to Ritsu. "I-I'm sorry. I've been in love….With your mother."

something or other

Wow…..That took about five minutes to write. What the hell.

Anyway, thanks for reading my seriously messed up fic!

I'll be going now.