I was rather bored at work today so I came up with a little ditty that I tentatively call…
The Supernatural Song.
Set to Baby Fratelli by the Fratellis – Costello Music.
As you've probably gathered, I almost as fond of the Fratellis as I am the Winchesters.
If you don't know this song then check out the film Hot Fuzz and in particular the scene where the coppers go to the pub for lunch; this song starts up loud and then plays in the background. These words just about fit the music, though the song has been extended a bit. I think! But please be patient.
There are a few what I laughingly refer to as season 2 and 3 spoilers so beware!
If anyone's offended in any way at all, then I beg your forgiveness. It's just meant to be a laugh.
With my compliments…
- Skag Trendy.
Verse One:
Sam said Oh My,
I don't know why,
Just thinking of it really makes me want to cry.
The rock salt won't work,
Dean tried cross-road dirt,
The bastard tried to choke me now my throat hurts!
Dean said oh Christ,
I've told you twice,
You really leave yourself open for it every time.
He grabs the shotgun,
Rituale Romanum,
Although he knows the sodding thing will weigh a right ton.
(Chorus)
…And it's all night.
Every hunter knows it all right.
Up to your back,
In Wendigo Crap,
It's always a real fight.
…And it's all right.
Every victim has the same plight.
The Winchesters Rule,
So don't be a fool,
It's so easy to become… a ….Were…wolf….
(quick howl everyone – just for a laugh?)
Verse Two:
And so it's clear,
Control your fear,
Just please stop screaming 'cos I'm trying hard to hear.
The moon is waning,
A werewolf's taming,
Sam's bonked her brains out, and now he's really straining.
To see the light,
It's just all shite,
Why is love so very hard when it seems right?
He's got his brother,
And the Impala,
Though the next hunt will most likely prove a bugger.
(Chorus)
…And it's all night.
Every hunter knows it all right.
Up to your back,
In Wendigo Crap,
It's always a real fight.
…And it's all right.
Every victim has the same plight.
The Winchesters Rule,
So don't be a fool,
It's so easy to become… a ….Zom…bie….
(Quieter now...)
Now he's just getting along,
His life was so right and now it's gone wrong again.
It's all in a night,
So may be Dean's right,
Don't live with the blues,
And the loss of your shoe,
Can it seem so true?
Oh Yeah….
(A long howl this time folks)
(Sing the last verse as loud as you dare!)
Third Verse:
Dean said all right,
I see your plight,
Let mullet rock sing in your soul and you'll be fine.
You got the laptop,
I got the car keys,
Let's go together; fuck the darkness to its own knees.
Extended bit:
So let's just move on,
The demon's gone,
A worthwhile life can surely never be that wrong.
It's surely worth it,
Though the pay's shit,
Decent health insurance might just help a wee bit….
(Chorus - really loud this time!)
…And it's all night.
Every hunter knows it all right.
Up to your back,
In Wendigo Crap,
It's always a real fight.
…And it's all right.
Every victim has the same plight.
The Winchesters Rule,
So don't be a fool,
It's not easy to become… a ….hun…ter….
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Get hold of the track and enjoy!
Oh, and I just dare someone to get up and sing it at the Asylum convention in Birmingham next May! Just to see what the JJs reaction will be!
Regards,
ST.xxx.
