Kazuya vs. Catherine Tate. 2
Authors note: If any on of you don't know who Catherine Tate is; well she's a British comedian Chavette (well in real life she's not a Chav) but is not a really friendly Chavette, (note: not everyone in Britain is Chavs or posh, some are particularly normal. Oh yeah there are Gangsters in London too. Or people who are just normal and like R&B and hip hop and don't label them selves, some may have gangster fashion but don't necessarily act gangster or are gangsters, they may a little accent, but aren't! And some Chavs are wannabe gangsters) right my point is things get messed up with Kazuya and Catherine because they both are very picky!
(In the Living room Catherine sloping on Kazuya's chair having a cigarette)
Catherine: Oi, you don't you fucking speak to me! looks at Asuka and warns her
Asuka: I don't wanna, coz I see a tramp in front of me!
laughs and looks a Xiaoyu
Xiaoyu Giggles
Catherine: Whatever! Face aint boverrrd!
Xiaoyu: Aren't you gonna get of dat chair? You been sitting dere like a lemon!
Catherine: You got a problem?
Xiaoyu: yeah I fucking do! Dis aint your house so don't sit on people's property like a shit house rat!
Catherine: OMG! SHUT DA FUCK UP! MA FACE AINT BOVERRRD!
Asuka: what you gonna say! 'Ma mum will shank you!' ha Pathetic!
Xiaoyu: slap it! they do the hi 5
Catherine: Fuck you! I'm gonna bang you up! I swear! she gets up for a big row
Xiaoyu: Go on den! Who've you got? Two against one! Hah! Shame!
Asuka: yeah like!
Catherine: I'm gonna throw dis fucking chair at ya! If you shut da fuck up!
Asuka: go on den, like!
Catherine throws Kazuya's chair
Asuka spin- kicks it broken
(Lands in front of Kazuya)
Kazuya: naa! Naa! Ma chair! Ma beautiful chair! You fucking slag! (turns into devil)
Catherine: OMG! What happened to 'im? No! 'Elp me!
Kazuya spins around and does the power uppercut punch, which made her fly up into the stars
Kazuya: Let me at her!
Then kazuya does the original-
EVERYONE: THROWS HER OFF THE CLIFF!
(Audience laughs)
Jun: Bye Catherine!
(Audience laughs)
Asuka: Dat bitch tried to fucking throw a chair a me!
Xiaoyu: But she spin- kicked it out of the way.
Kazuya: (Pounding) sorted her out!
(audience laughs)
Jun: awww!
End Chapter
i may be crap at fanfiction stories, but i only do dis shit when i boerd. so i hope y'all like it. XD
