System Requirements for Reading This Spoof

Operating System:

Minimum: Any working computer
Preferred: Windows 9,010

Languages:

Minimum: English
Preferred: Sixteen languages, including [at least] one fictional and [at least] one dead languages (the Jim Standard)

Languages Jim speaks: English, French (Quebecois, Swiss and French), Italian, Japanese, Spanish (Latin American and Castilian), German, Dutch, Flemish, Afrikaans, Russian, Swedish, Tadakatsu (whirring and hissing noises), and Wingdings.

Eyes:

Minimum: one
Preferred: two eyes that make all words extremely interesting even when they're not (the Sans Clause)

Sense of Humor:

Minimum: Functional (willing to suspend belief)
Preferred: Ability to laugh at anything, no matter how stupid it is (the Nacht Paragraph)

Species:

Minimum: Alive, any species
Preferred: Undead (so that you can't die from laughing again) (The Papyrus Proviso)

Internet:

Minimum: Must be able to access this story [and set aside its quality]
Preferred: Ability to access all good stories ever written (the Mary Rule)

Alignment:

Minimum: Any
Prefered: All (the Jamiebel Regulation)

Arms:

Minimum: one (none, if you can manage it)
Preferred: two - that aren't cut off (the no-Nui Norm)

[Bernan slices off Nui's arms.]

"MY AAAAAARMS! OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD - MY AAAAAAAAAAARMS! Do you have any idea how valuable they are?! I'm the grand couturier!" –Nui

"I don't care. That's what you get for threatening to kill my cousins and my girlfriend. Do that again, and it'll be your head." –Bernan

A/N: All links given will have spaces. Delete the spaces and the links shall work. Also, all characters outside of filming will be somewhat out-of-character; this is to reflect the fact that these guys are actors and actresses; in a way, we imagine them as somewhat nice, if not friendly.

[...]

All characters are property of their respective canons and companies:
Masamune Date, Kojuro Katakura, Yukimura Sanada, Sasuke Sarutobi, Shingen Takeda, Kenshin Uesugi, Kasuga, Mitsunari Ishida, Ieyasu Tokugawa, Motochika Chosokabe, Kanbei Kuroda, Tadakatsu Honda, Ujimasa Hojo, Kotaro Fuuma, Hisahide Matsunaga, Nobunaga Oda and Tadatsugu Sakai/Revolution are all properties of Sengoku Basara, Production I. G. and Capcom.

Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Roman Torchwick and Neopolitan are properties of RWBY and Rooster Teeth.

Madoka Kaname, Sayaka Miki, Mami Tomoe, Kyoko Sakura, Homura Akemi and Nagisa Momoe are properties of Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Aniplex.

Neptune, Noire, Blanc, Vert, Nepgear, Uni, Rom, Ram, Uzume Tennouboshi, 5pb. and Arfoire are properties of Hyperdimension Neptunia, Idea Factory and its subsidiaries, David Productions, and Compile Heart.

Apollo, Sirius de Alisia, Silvia de Alisia and Yunoha Thrul are properties of the Aquarion Series and Satelight.

Cirno is property of the Touhou Project.

The Tachikoma are property of Ghost in the Shell and Production I. G.

Kotetsu T. Kaburagi is property of Tiger and Bunny and Sunrise Studios.

Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Jonathan Joestar and Dio Brando/DIO are property of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Shonen JUMP and David Productions.

Kenshiro is property of Fist of the North Star, Shonen JUMP, Toei Animation and subsidiaries. (If you don't know this man, omae wa mou shindeiru.)

Adam Blade and Eve Neuschwanstein are properties of Needless and Madhouse Studios.

Ryuko Matoi, Mako Mankanshoku, Satsuki Kiriyuin, Nonon Jakuzure and [the armless] Nui Harime are properties of Kill la Kill and Aniplex.

The Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad, Investigation Team and Phantom Thieves of Hearts are all properties of the Persona Series and Atlus.

Papyrus, Sans, and Undyne are properties of Undertale.

Harry Ord is property of Turn-A Gundam and the Gundam Series. (UNIVEEERSE!)

The Twelfth Doctor, the Daleks and the Cybermen are property of Doctor Who and the BBC. (Pudding brains.)

Chris Jericho is property of World Wrestling Entertainment and New Japan Pro Wrestling. (It's the Property of Jericho… copyright it in, maaaaaaaaaan!)

Seth Rollins, The Hardy Boyz, WOKEN Matt Hardy, Charlotte and Ric Flair, Becky Lynch and Finn Bálor are properties of World Wrestling Entertainment. (Or, as WOKEN Matt calls it, the plane known as WWE...! Woooooo!)

All Original Characters are properties of their respective authors:
Viggo Ogier, Davina Angkahan-Valerio, Bernan Angkahan, Frédéric Loeb, Jim Eligino, Jamiebel Angkahan, Luc Perrault, Ivy Martinez and Charlotte Haywood are properties of topgearbrzgt86 on the Cyborg Cental Forums.

Enzo Cassano, Santa Cassano, Nicia Cassano, Nacht Kromell, Lyric and Mary are properties of Bathduck monster on the CC forums and this website.

Alpha Lautani and Crystal Evans are properties of Boomer Gonzales on the CC Forums and this website.

Marisa Alboreto and Elio Alboreto are properties of Professor Voodoo on the CC Forums and this website.

Savyna Ferguson and Iain Ferguson (genderbent or not) are properties of Triela on the CC Forums.

Marzia Moretti and Marcello Moretti are properties of M240B on the CC Forums.

[...]

Lastly, this fic is not to be taken seriously. This is merely fun on the part of the authors.

This idea is based off of the Black Butler OVA, "The Making of Kuroshitsuji II." All credit goes to them and their writers.

Enjoy!

Oh, and...

LET'S PARTY! YEAH-HA!