Warning! Very random.


"Ha. You're fat...ha." Lionblaze said to Silverpelt. Silverpelt was silent.

"Ha. You're blind...ha." Lionblaze said to Jayfeather. Jayfeather snorted.

"Ha. You're crippled...ha." Lionblaze said to Briarlight. Briarlight looked disappointed.

"Ha. You're useless...ha." Lionblaze said to a rock. The rock killed him.


"Once upon a time, there was a tree." Mousewhisker said.

"What happens next?" Molepaw asked.

"Well, the tree died."


One day, Lionblaze found a strange Twoleg object on the edge of ThunderClan territory. He brought it back to camp, and Firestar and Brambleclaw agreed that it was safe. It was a book about everything a Twoleg could learn. With this book, the clans learned how to read and write and how the world works. They taught other cats and soon, the clans took over the world. Stupid Twolegs...


There was a Twoleg named Bob. He found a quarry unabandoned by cats. He kept it a secret. One day, he explored to much, and the cats found him out. They hissed at him and attempted to scratch Bob with their claws. Bob ran. He escaped their territory just in time for dinner.


Lionblaze woke up to the sound of laughter. He walked out of the den to find that the kits were playing in the snow, just to be herded in by the queens. As the clan was beginning to wake up, Lionblaze woke the apprentices. "Dawn border patrol." He stated. When they finally woke up, they watched the ShadowClan border up and down.


Jayfeather walked through the rows of herbs at the abandoned Twolegplace. Ivypool was also there, "helping" Jayfeather.

"So, what are we doing again?" Ivy pool asked innocently.

Jayfeather sighed as he tended the catmint. "We're taking out the dead plants to let new ones grow."

"Oh, yeah." Ivypool realized.

"We have to get the catmint ready for leafbare. I'm guessing that there will be a lot of sickness, so we should start grabbing some now, while it's still here and- IVYPOOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Jayfeather screamed, turning around to sense the emptiness of plants that she uprooted. All of the living plants were plucked out, leaving the catmint and the dead plants.

"Opposite Day!" She laughed into Jayfeather's ear. Jayfeather was not amused.


"All cats gather around the Highledge for a clan meeting!" Bramblestar shouted across ThunderClan's camp. "I would like to first announce that the world has ended." And they all died.