Hi people. Sorry I'm bad at spelling and if you have a issue with that, don't read this. Enjoy and please review, they encourage me a lot to write. This is not my best work because I'm sick and board. But, it starts slow and gets better.
I grinned and easily snuck into Arya's living quarters (through the window). I
first checked my hair in
the mirror for no apparent reason. I then walked into the kitchen and opened the
Fridge. Hey, I was hungry, and I knew no one was there. I helped my self to a
hand full of nuts and got to work. I opened my pack and got out a knife. I
walked into her pathetic bedroom and half way sawed all the chairs legs off so
she would sit on them then fall on her but. After that I started humming and
opened her closet. It was pretty neat. I put a bag of feathers on top of the door
with tar so they would fall and stick to her sweet little elfish head. I
muhahahed at the idea before making my way to the bathroom. I greased the
chamber pot and switched the shampoo with bleach and honey. After that I did
something eviler; I put a freshly roasted duck in the fridge! She would freak. I
did more: stuff her clothes with itchy powder, fill the pillows with shaving cream,
switched hair spray with foot fungus healer, filled her shoes with cat turds, and
placed Bill Clintons autobiography on her bedside table. I grinned and walked to
the open window and stopped. I looked at the bare wall and grinned. I pulled
out my red lipstick and wrote, 'THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED
AGAIN'.
I snickered and tossed my bag out the window. I heard a thump
then a "Hey! You were suppose to tell me you were going to throw it!"
I apologized to Iceidia and slid down the grapple hooks rope, closing the window
on the way down. My feat hit the forest ground with a soft thump. "Shh, there
coming!" I excitedly said hiding behind a bush. Iceidia ducked. We listened. Then
we heared foot steps, a click, a scream, a thump, more screams, footsteps, a
crack of wood, a thump, a few more thumps, a scream, a 'ew,' a gasp, a woosh
and a "Whats that smell?" We were doubled over laughing. I straightened up,
and grasped my grappling hook.
We made our way to the food quart. I opened my magic bag and got
out a sample of purple fungi. I opened the test tube and seamed it on the floors
tiles. They instantly collapsed revealing a tunnel. I smiled and Iceidia stared at
the tunnel then the fungus. "What was that?"
"Lucky dissolving fungi, savvy?" She snorted. I went to the next room
and smeared more fungus on the floor revealing another whole. I got out a
bright flashing sign with arrows pointing to the hole. It said 'DO NOT GO IN
HERE. IT IS THE SERET ENTRANCE TO THE CAMBER OF SERETS'.
"Then what was the other hole for? What is the real entrance?" She asked me.
"The one with the sign is a fake. Who would be that stupid to go in it?"
"Um…Arya?"
"…yeah…good point…I hope she will be followed by someone to be smart."
"Whats in the tunnel anyway? And why do you want them in it?"
"Muhaha…you will see soon…hurry, in here! they are coming!" We went in the real tunnel and hid. Arya and a lot of elves burst in. Arya pointed at the signed whole and said;
"Look! The chamber of secrets! Lets go in." She walked toward it. I
rolled my eyes.
"Wait, my lady! It's obviously a trap. Let us look around first." Said a noble.
Arya nodded and say the other whole. "Look over hear! Bye! No-one
follow me please," and by saying that she jumped in the hole. Idiot I thought.
We darted into the tunnel unnoticed and I pulled out a bag of veggie-crisps. I
threaded it on to a fishing hook. I tossed it around the corner and ran like hell.
We heard, "Mmm! Veggie crisps are my favorite." She caught the bag and
Excitedly opened it where she took several moments snarfing it down. That was
all we needed. We ran to the end of the tunnel and I pulled out a instant peach
trick kit and I threw it on the ground. There was an explosion and all of a sudden
we looked like we were on a beach…but in the middle was a huge, ripe, juicy
peach!
We gasped and his behind some palm trees. She came in and stopped
mid leap before drooling at the site of the enchanting peach before her.
She ran to it with her arms open and tong out. It rolled away. She followed it.
The peach rolled all over and soon Arya just crawled to it, where it just rolled
away. We got tired of hiding and came out. She (of coarse) did not notice us.
Then I got board and reached in to my magic bag getting out a instant dance kit.
I dropped it, there was an explosion and a dance club folded out with all kinds of
people dancing.
But, the best Part was…Orlando Blooms and tons of male Abercrombie and Fitch
models were
everywhere! Iceidia and I screamed and ran in as awesome dance music started
playing. We dived into the sea of good-looking guys who were ALL asking us to
dance. After about, oh, maybe a hour we looked were Arya had been. There
was a small, pathetic puddle. The I noticed Ed Speelers (the guy who plays
Eragon in the movie) was there (muhaha, I am evil). I retired to a chair by the
wall to drink some punch. Then I saw Iceidia was beginning to get tired. I
walked to her and reminded her to rest so she will not puddle-ify like Arya. She
agreed and the dance came to a rest while we talked and drank punch. Then
they began playing a song by My Chemical Romance and we all ran to
the dance floor throwing our best moves in and finishing with dueted cartwheels
opposite ways and bowing. Then another song I was not familiar with came on
and I heard a crash then Eragon, Islandzaddi (or how ever the elf queens name
is spelled), and other elf's barged in rudely disrupting our dance. I went over to
confront them but I found Islandzaddi flirting with a group of good lookin' guys. I
ignored her and the males looked board and I pulled out an instant
entertainment kit from my bag and thew it on the floor. Instantly plasmas were
every where playing the un-local football game. The went wiled and started
cheering. I returned my attention to Ed speelers, who, oviously, was looking at
Eragon 'slightly' annoyed. Then he brightened up and I swear I saw a light bulb
go on above his head. He went away for a moment and changed into Eragon-ish
clothes. Then he painted he palm silver and noticed me laughing. He winked at
me with a mischievous look in his eye. I nodded smirking and got Iceidia to look.
"No way I saw Ed like totally just like wink at you!" she exclaimed. I
cleared my throat and motioned to him for her to watch as if I was winked at by
hot movie stars every day.
"What's up?" Ed asked Eragon.
"Dude, you look just like me." said Eragon.
"No really? I didn't notice."
"Yeah! You do."
"Oh, sorry I forgot. Christopher P. didn't invent sarcasm in Alegasia."
Eragon looked at Ed with a blank look.
"Dang, I'm sorry, I forgot you could only understand one syllable words."
Eragon looked at Ed with a blank look.
"Do you know what a syllable is?"
Eragon looked at Ed with a blank look.
"Guess not."
I saw Murtaugh sneak up behind Eragon and put a piece of ice in his shirt. He began dancing uncontrollably moving around as he did so.
"Limbo Line!!" some one yelled. We all lined up behind him and someone held the stick up. Eragon got closer to the stick, didn't see it, walked right into it knocking him over with everyone else in the line.
"I got the ice!" screamed Eragon happily. Everyone stared at him as he held the ice cube in his hand. He squeezed it to hard and I flew across the room, bounced of the ceiling to the floor, then the wall, other wall, ceiling, corner, door, and
floor. It was like flubber! We all just sat there (we all fell over when Eragon fell)
watching it bounce against everything. It went to the refresh meant table and hit
the back of a spoon. The ice landed and melted but it sent the spoon flying
across the room strait into the queens open mouth. She began chocking and
everyone just watched her. She coughed it up but stumbled back knocking in to
an Orlando Bloom. The Orlando Bloom stumbled back and knocked into a chair.
The chair flew across the room and hit a random person who fell face first into
the punch. His flailing feet hit a elf dude. The elf dude went flying across the
room and hit the wall. He crashed down on a group of elf girls. The looked at
him, screamed, and ran off. They ran and one of them stepped into Arya-puddle.
The same girl left her shoe in the puddle and ran into the kitchen. At that exact
moment the cook came out with a bowl of veggie crisps. The girl dove at the
cooks feet to steal his shoe, causing him to trip, sending the veggie crisps
sailing trough the air. We watched like it was in slow motion. It veggie crisps
landed in the Arya puddle. Then the assistant cook ran out stirring pancake
batter and tried to separate the two fighting for the shoe. I watched as the
pancake batter was dropped and the queens advisor slipped in it sending the
pen he was holding fly out of his hand and hit Murtaugh in the eye. Murtaugh
howled and ran into the wall sending the ceiling tapestry down on everyone.
Some one tried to put the ceiling tapestry back up but in all the panic someone
blew the entire roof off. To our 'luck', It was raining and everyone got soaked. Then Murtaugh, who was still running around punched a guy on accident. The guy he punched thought it was the dude next to him and punched him. Soon the entire room was fighting.
After the fight was over Eragon asked, "Was this my fault?"
We all nodded and Eragon slipped a piece of ice into Murtaughs shirt.
I maliciously grinned. "Can someone hand me my video camera? This would look great on youtube…"
Thee End-ith
Much love
-Ella
