A/N: Hi guys, I started this as a distraction when I hit some random writer's block on Antique Shop and I actually had fun with this. It's not serious work and most of it is silly but hey, we can't be serious 100% of the time anyways. There will be an omake per chapter and, as you can see, I have some catching up to do.
Enjoy!
1.- Sphynx cats are fugly
Scene #1
Author walking down the street: So Fleurmione is not that bad, huh [turns to look at Antique Shops] hey, what about writing about…
The author got the original idea and rushed home after work to write a small summary.
Author: Excellent! Now let's work on this!
Gabrielle: …I am not my sister nor Hermione, why I am here?
Author: because I needed to start somewhere, besides you kick ass [frowns] do you want me to kill you here? [points at chapter 1]
Gabrielle: Not really [reads first scenes] hey you are right, I kick some serious ass.
Author: So, you like it?
Gabrielle: I do! But save Colette, she is a good kid.
Author [had totally killed off Colette by then]: fiiiiine, but you owe me one.
Gabrielle [smiles cheekily]: fine by me
That is how Colette was saved. She was supposed to die on Antique Shop's original draft.
Scene #2
Author: Ok here is where you escape from the death eaters.
Gabrielle: [nods]
Death eaters: [nod]
Author sits in front of the laptop: K action!
Gabrielle runs and trips with a pair of misplaced shoes landing on her face.
Gabrielle: Merde, that hurt!
Author [glaring at all the staff]: whose are these? [points at the floor]
A shaky hand raises and a blonde teen gapes at the author.
Blonde: Mine, sorry.
Author [smiling wickedly]: What's your name again, sweetheart?
Blonde: Amélie, Gabrielle's second-degree cousin.
Author [giggles evilly]: good to know [turning to Gabrielle] are you ready to continue?
Gabrielle [shifting uncomfortably]: um…sure.
Author: Action!
Gabrielle hides and runs away from the death eaters and heads towards the dorms. There she found her second-degree cousin Amélie. She had been killed and moved towards her room.
Author: Excellent, let's head to the room to work on the next scene.
Gabrielle: Um, author?
Author: Yeah?
Gabrielle: Wasn't Amélie supposed to survive and help me escape?
Author [smiling cheekily]: Well, you see, if you interrupt my creative process with silliness, there's a big chance that you might have to be written out. So, let's work on the next part, shall we?
Gabrielle: [swallows hard] …sure…
That is how Amélie died for interrupting the author.
Scene #3
In Gabrielle's room.
Gabrielle: Accio Fleur's hat!
The hat didn't move.
Author [sighs]: why is it not moving?
Colette [blushing]: sorry I was stepping on the cable that moves the hat.
Author [glaring]: you are pushing your luck, little girl
Colette: [gulps]…sorry
Poor Colette is about to suffer the same luck as Amélie.
Scene #4
Author writing page 100.
Author: Ok so I have some crazy ideas for this one [looks at the ancient veela legend] this is perfect for the beginning of the chapters:
The long-time lost halves would finally find the way home,
and their magie will reach the highest peak.
The blessed ones will be the carriers or reformation and peace.
Gabrielle: Did you notice that there's a typo on the last line?
Author: Oh, where? [grammar nazi mode: on]
Gabrielle: [chuckles] That's your job, not mine [leaves the author alone]
Author: You should help out, rude child!
That is why Gabrielle got severely injured on chapter 1. One should not leave the author go crazy with her typos.
Scene #5
Fleur: Isn't this a Fleurmione?
Hermione: so, when are we going to appear?
Author [gapes at Fleur and blushes when the blonde invades her personal space]: Um, next chapter?
Fleur [pats author on the head]: good answer.
Poor author has it hard to say no to her crush.
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