A/N: Hi guys, I started this as a distraction when I hit some random writer's block on Antique Shop and I actually had fun with this. It's not serious work and most of it is silly but hey, we can't be serious 100% of the time anyways. There will be an omake per chapter and, as you can see, I have some catching up to do.

Enjoy!


1.- Sphynx cats are fugly


Scene #1


Author walking down the street: So Fleurmione is not that bad, huh [turns to look at Antique Shops] hey, what about writing about…

The author got the original idea and rushed home after work to write a small summary.

Author: Excellent! Now let's work on this!

Gabrielle: …I am not my sister nor Hermione, why I am here?

Author: because I needed to start somewhere, besides you kick ass [frowns] do you want me to kill you here? [points at chapter 1]

Gabrielle: Not really [reads first scenes] hey you are right, I kick some serious ass.

Author: So, you like it?

Gabrielle: I do! But save Colette, she is a good kid.

Author [had totally killed off Colette by then]: fiiiiine, but you owe me one.

Gabrielle [smiles cheekily]: fine by me

That is how Colette was saved. She was supposed to die on Antique Shop's original draft.


Scene #2


Author: Ok here is where you escape from the death eaters.

Gabrielle: [nods]

Death eaters: [nod]

Author sits in front of the laptop: K action!

Gabrielle runs and trips with a pair of misplaced shoes landing on her face.

Gabrielle: Merde, that hurt!

Author [glaring at all the staff]: whose are these? [points at the floor]

A shaky hand raises and a blonde teen gapes at the author.

Blonde: Mine, sorry.

Author [smiling wickedly]: What's your name again, sweetheart?

Blonde: Amélie, Gabrielle's second-degree cousin.

Author [giggles evilly]: good to know [turning to Gabrielle] are you ready to continue?

Gabrielle [shifting uncomfortably]: um…sure.

Author: Action!

Gabrielle hides and runs away from the death eaters and heads towards the dorms. There she found her second-degree cousin Amélie. She had been killed and moved towards her room.

Author: Excellent, let's head to the room to work on the next scene.

Gabrielle: Um, author?

Author: Yeah?

Gabrielle: Wasn't Amélie supposed to survive and help me escape?

Author [smiling cheekily]: Well, you see, if you interrupt my creative process with silliness, there's a big chance that you might have to be written out. So, let's work on the next part, shall we?

Gabrielle: [swallows hard] …sure…

That is how Amélie died for interrupting the author.


Scene #3


In Gabrielle's room.

Gabrielle: Accio Fleur's hat!

The hat didn't move.

Author [sighs]: why is it not moving?

Colette [blushing]: sorry I was stepping on the cable that moves the hat.

Author [glaring]: you are pushing your luck, little girl

Colette: [gulps]…sorry

Poor Colette is about to suffer the same luck as Amélie.


Scene #4


Author writing page 100.

Author: Ok so I have some crazy ideas for this one [looks at the ancient veela legend] this is perfect for the beginning of the chapters:

The long-time lost halves would finally find the way home,

and their magie will reach the highest peak.

The blessed ones will be the carriers or reformation and peace.

Gabrielle: Did you notice that there's a typo on the last line?

Author: Oh, where? [grammar nazi mode: on]

Gabrielle: [chuckles] That's your job, not mine [leaves the author alone]

Author: You should help out, rude child!

That is why Gabrielle got severely injured on chapter 1. One should not leave the author go crazy with her typos.


Scene #5


Fleur: Isn't this a Fleurmione?

Hermione: so, when are we going to appear?

Author [gapes at Fleur and blushes when the blonde invades her personal space]: Um, next chapter?

Fleur [pats author on the head]: good answer.

Poor author has it hard to say no to her crush.


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