Once upon a time, Dezmond woke up early on a Saturday morning. He put on "Oh Yeah" by Yello and proceeded to get a bag, and call Elise on the phone. He ate the bag, which was full of dicks, then called Elise. She confessed to him that she had a 9 inch dick, while Dez only had a 7 inch. He then felt ashamed, then took a shit, where he masturbated to the thought of Elise's dick. He then went back to sleep without wiping his ass. He woke up at exactly 11:37 PM, when Elise came to visit. During her visit, she got a huge hard-on, being her cock is nine inches. Dez felt embaressed and proceeded to stroke it softly. The two began to kiss and they took each other's clothes off. Elise laughed at Dezmond's cock - which was only three inches. He had lied about his dick size, but that was okay, Elise found it cute. The two 69'd each other, and fell asleep like that after they came. When they woke up, Elise fucked Dezmon in the ass, as she came like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. She then left. The end.
