Welcome to my new story... a series of oneshots Birthdays of Naruto characters,

starting with everyones favorite REAL, LIVING, lovable, huggable, friend: Tobi. (Cough cough Mephiles and Beezleboss he is real, and not just made up.)

Enjoy.


Happy Birthday Tobi

"Itachi, I need your help, I want to have a party for Tobi."
"I can't help."
"Why?"
'I need to think of something.' After a few seconds the Sharingan user said, "My eyes are bad today, I can't see, I'll just get in the way."
"Then you can just stall Tobi; get him out of the base for a few hours."
"...Fine but you owe me."
"Thanks."

"Tobi, we are going shopping, put on your leash."
" I'm a seeing eye Tobi."

"Kakuzu, help me throw a party for Tobi."
"How much am I getting paid?" The greedy ninja said with a glint in his eyes.
"Well I was hoping that you would pay for everything."
"Not going to happen."
"If you pay, I'll tell you where Hidan comes from."
"Deal, I can blackmail him now."
"Money first, I'll tell you after the party, there is some stuff I need to do now."

"Deidara, I need your help with something."
"What?"
"I need your artistic skills to decorate the base for a party, and because your best friends with Tobi-" The artist grabbed the shark man by this throat.
"If you finish that sentence I will kill you!"
Kisame gave a gargled 'okay' and ran away. He had never seen Deidara so serious.

"Zetsu, will you help me throw a party for Tobi?"
"Well he is a good boy, okay, I'll help. So will I."
"You love doing that don't you?"
"Yes. Yes."
"Stop that."
"Okay. No."
"…"

"Leader, can I have a party for Tobi?"
"Fine, as long as there is four cakes, and Red Velvet cupcakes."
"Okay, I can organize that."
"Then you can. Now go away, it's nearly time for my singing lessons."
"You sing?"
"Yes, I'm a choir… It's a surprise, you will find out later."
Kisame slowly backed away.

"Hidan I need your help, the Leader said that you are the best person for the task."
"What."
"Well we are throwing a party for Tobi and the Leader does not have a present…"
"How do you expect me to help, I don't have a body?"
"Well we all decided that you are a bad door stop, so…"
Kakuzu jumps out from behind a couch, gags Hidan and shoved him in a box, puts a lid on and ties a bow. "I always said that if you let your guard down you would die, but this is much worse!"
Mumbles burst forth from within the box.

After finally convincing Deidara to help they started to change the base from a location of fear and evil to a happy party. After half an hour of work the base was finished. There were balloons of all shapes, sizes and colours. There were streamers and music, cakes and other confectionery goods as well as every other party item imaginary. Kakuzu was desperate to blackmail Hidan, even if it cost him most of his money he would find out what the village with the messed up squiggly lines was.

Everything was set up and everyone was hiding in the dark waiting to jump out and yell 'surprise!', and for the party to start, but Itachi and Tobi did not come through the doors.

After two hours of waiting there was still no sign of Itachi or his seeing eye Tobi. When anyone was about to speak there would be a noise that sounded like the main door opening, but nothing after that. The same happened when anyone wanted to stretch, look outside for them or turn on the lights to go and do something else.

Everyone was stiff, sore and angry as it approached the fifth hour of waiting. Whenever anyone would try to complain the others would 'shhhhh' them because there was a door opening noise somewhere in the base.
Finally after a further ten hours of hiding in the dark behind the couch Itachi walked into the main room.
"SURPRISE - Oh it's only Itachi. Where's Tobi?"
"What do you mean he's right here?" Itachi said as he holds up the other end of the leash.
"No that's the Tobi leash with no Tobi in it."
"Oh,"
"Did you lose your seeing eye Tobi?"
"No, I just tied it to a tree outside the base as I walked to Konoha to mess with Sasuke."
"Wait, so you left him outside? You know that he can't open doors by himself."
Tobi suddenly burst through the wall, "Hi."
"Tobi you just broke the wall. Why did you do that?"
"Tobi's a good boy."
"Anyway, happy birthday Tobi, here you go." Deidara said as he handed him a piece of cake.
"Wow you did all this for me?"
"Well it was all Kisames' idea. Quick open my present, just don't tear the wrapping it cost me money."
Tobi opens the shaking box, "Wow it's just what I've always wanted, a scary teddy bear."
The muffled Hidan had finally given up and just sulked.

The rest of the party was a great success.
"Here Tobi, this is my rubber ducky, my foolish parents gave it to me when I was a hate lacking five year old. Hopefully some of my hate will be given to you by this ducky."
"Wow, thanks Itachi." Hugs everyone and starts to dance with Hidans head, while the Pein Chior sang different songs.

The rest of the party was filled with games and merriment, it was a day that none of the Akatsuki would ever forget. Tobi because of joy, everyone else bacause of there own personal reasons, be it money, waiting for nearly a whole day behind a couch in the dark or being shoved in a small box for a day and then being given to Tobi as a present.


Please R&R.