Me: Lol I died laughing when I first thought of this. Please no flamy. This is crack.


Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.


How the Sasuke Itachi fight REALLY should have gone.


Sasuke stood not 20 feet away from Itachi who was sitting in a throne like chair at the rather conspicuous Uchiha hideout.

"I see you dead." Sasuke said to his elder brother. His face deadly serious. They stare at each other. Then Itachi did the last thing Sasuke would ever imagine him doing. He burst out into a mad laughing fit. Sasuke was too stunned to even breathe. Here he was, about to kill his brother and the weasel in literally rolling on the floor laughing.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Itachi laughed louder and harder than ever.

"WHAT THE HECK!" Sasuke yelled at his brother. His sense coming back to him. He grabbed the collar of his brother's cloak. Then again Sasuke is not very sensible. Itachi immediately stopped laughed and stabbed Sasuke in the cheast.

"Wow. And here I though that you ACTUALLY got stronger. You're not worth my time. I'm going to go get dango or something. See ya later Sasuke." Itachi jabbed Sasuke's forehead with the tips of his fingers, just for old times sake and left.

"Grrr I AM SOOOOO GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS!" Sasuke yelled at his back.

"Whatever you saaaaay." Itachi called lazily back and vanished from sight.

Don't worry all of you Sasuke lovers. He's not dead just… badly injured. Karin finds him later…. (Think evil thoughts here people) After this embarrassment Sasuke trained harder than ever and had a huge dislike for dango.