GE88: Ok, this story is kinda weird, but let's go with it shall we? I got this idea from my School newspaper. Read summary to see what it is! Pikachu? Do the disclaimer?
Pica-chu: O.O HEY!!! Spell my name right!
GE88: Fine...
Pookuchi: O.O Stop that!!!
GR88: Whatever...
Plopoli: -.-......Stop it or else!
GE88: Or else what?
Poploposi: Thunder shock! Now give me my Pokémon name!!!
GE88: You say it, I give it!
Charmander: O.O MY NAME IS PIKACHU!!!
GE88: Just do the disclaimer!
Pikachu: Ben doesn't own SSBM!
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Deep in the night, when all the Smashers are sleeping, a door creeps open. Scurrying is heard. The sound of polite snoring, mixed in with other not so pleasant snoring, is also heard.
Peach's chest expands and depletes. Her red hair is flowing on the bed. She's dreaming of making her strawberry mushroom pie.
A small creature climbs the bed. Its eyes are glowing in the faint moonlight. It creeps closer to her hair. Then, it begins gnawing on her hair.
Ganondorf, Samus, and Mewtwo were cooking a big breakfast. They had a big mess of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, toast, English muffins, muffin muffins, hash browns, and chopped fruit. They had gallons of skim milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, water, and 50 kinds of juices.
Some of the Smashers had grabbed plates and started dishing themselves some breakfast, when Pikachu walked in. He looked tired.
"Some breakfast, Pikachu?" Asked Mewtwo.
Pikachu just groaned.
"Fine with us!" Mewtwo flipped twenty pancakes with his mind.
Kirby was about to eat, when he noticed something weird. "Where's the spoons and forks and knives and stuff like that?"
Samus shrugged. "We couldn't find any. I just sent out Link to get some. He should walk in here any second now!"
Link then walked in with 15 bags full of spoons, forks, and knives. "This should last us for a while! I got metal, plastic, and glass silverware!"
Pikachu groaned again. He exited the room.
Kirby's jaw dropped. "Ah...I'll just use my mouth." With that, he used his swallow attack and ate the food, and the plate.
Samus looked at Kirby. "Tasty?"
"Yeff! Diwefuff!"
Samus sighed. 'It's a miracle that he can still talk!' Samus turned back to the stove.
Then, a scream echoed throughout the Mansion.
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10 Minutes ago.
Peach just woke up. She always wakes up late on a Sunday morning. She starts the day taking a shower, then brushes her long, curly hair, and then heads for breakfast. She walks into the bathroom.
'Strange,' she thought. 'My hair feels light today. Must've been that soft mattress!' She then stripped down and stepped into the shower. There she began adding shampoo to her hair. She hadn't even used up a quarter bottle when it ran out.
'That's weird. I'll remind Mario to get shampoo.' She rubbed the shampoo into her hair and began massaging her hair. She felt a glop of shampoo drop onto her back. 'I didn't use that much!' She rinsed her hair out and washed her body. She then got out, wrapped a towel around her body and her hair and headed to the changing room. She sat down, closed her eyes, and un-toweled her head. She began brushing her hair.
Zelda then walked in, not facing Peach. "Peach? Are you done with the shower?"
"Yeah Zelda, you can go in!"
Zelda turned to Peach and gasped.
"What?" Peach asked.
"Did....did you get a hair cut?"
"No..." She began brushing the bottom of her hair...but it wasn't there! She placed her hand to the spot of where the bottom of her hair should be. She opened her eyes, and stared into the mirror. Her hair had been lopped off by 10 inches. Her hair looked really short.
Peach took a big breath and began to scream.
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GE88: THIS IS GREAT!!
Pikachu: oh sure....great!
GE88: Review!!!!
Pica-chu: O.O HEY!!! Spell my name right!
GE88: Fine...
Pookuchi: O.O Stop that!!!
GR88: Whatever...
Plopoli: -.-......Stop it or else!
GE88: Or else what?
Poploposi: Thunder shock! Now give me my Pokémon name!!!
GE88: You say it, I give it!
Charmander: O.O MY NAME IS PIKACHU!!!
GE88: Just do the disclaimer!
Pikachu: Ben doesn't own SSBM!
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Deep in the night, when all the Smashers are sleeping, a door creeps open. Scurrying is heard. The sound of polite snoring, mixed in with other not so pleasant snoring, is also heard.
Peach's chest expands and depletes. Her red hair is flowing on the bed. She's dreaming of making her strawberry mushroom pie.
A small creature climbs the bed. Its eyes are glowing in the faint moonlight. It creeps closer to her hair. Then, it begins gnawing on her hair.
Ganondorf, Samus, and Mewtwo were cooking a big breakfast. They had a big mess of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, toast, English muffins, muffin muffins, hash browns, and chopped fruit. They had gallons of skim milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, water, and 50 kinds of juices.
Some of the Smashers had grabbed plates and started dishing themselves some breakfast, when Pikachu walked in. He looked tired.
"Some breakfast, Pikachu?" Asked Mewtwo.
Pikachu just groaned.
"Fine with us!" Mewtwo flipped twenty pancakes with his mind.
Kirby was about to eat, when he noticed something weird. "Where's the spoons and forks and knives and stuff like that?"
Samus shrugged. "We couldn't find any. I just sent out Link to get some. He should walk in here any second now!"
Link then walked in with 15 bags full of spoons, forks, and knives. "This should last us for a while! I got metal, plastic, and glass silverware!"
Pikachu groaned again. He exited the room.
Kirby's jaw dropped. "Ah...I'll just use my mouth." With that, he used his swallow attack and ate the food, and the plate.
Samus looked at Kirby. "Tasty?"
"Yeff! Diwefuff!"
Samus sighed. 'It's a miracle that he can still talk!' Samus turned back to the stove.
Then, a scream echoed throughout the Mansion.
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10 Minutes ago.
Peach just woke up. She always wakes up late on a Sunday morning. She starts the day taking a shower, then brushes her long, curly hair, and then heads for breakfast. She walks into the bathroom.
'Strange,' she thought. 'My hair feels light today. Must've been that soft mattress!' She then stripped down and stepped into the shower. There she began adding shampoo to her hair. She hadn't even used up a quarter bottle when it ran out.
'That's weird. I'll remind Mario to get shampoo.' She rubbed the shampoo into her hair and began massaging her hair. She felt a glop of shampoo drop onto her back. 'I didn't use that much!' She rinsed her hair out and washed her body. She then got out, wrapped a towel around her body and her hair and headed to the changing room. She sat down, closed her eyes, and un-toweled her head. She began brushing her hair.
Zelda then walked in, not facing Peach. "Peach? Are you done with the shower?"
"Yeah Zelda, you can go in!"
Zelda turned to Peach and gasped.
"What?" Peach asked.
"Did....did you get a hair cut?"
"No..." She began brushing the bottom of her hair...but it wasn't there! She placed her hand to the spot of where the bottom of her hair should be. She opened her eyes, and stared into the mirror. Her hair had been lopped off by 10 inches. Her hair looked really short.
Peach took a big breath and began to scream.
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GE88: THIS IS GREAT!!
Pikachu: oh sure....great!
GE88: Review!!!!
