Seran: Sorry if I'm stealing ideas, but Kira's about to murder Yzak!
Kira: Seran doesn't own us!
Seran: On with the show!
The
Voodoo That You Do So Well
Kira was walking down the street, when he came across a weird looking doll on the ground. It was made out of plastic and had Yzak's hair-do.
This must be a voodoo doll. Kira thought. And it looks like Joule.
…Then an evil plot formed in his mind, despite the fact that he's good-natured. He ran back to the Clyne Manor, then grabbed a bed of nails and dropped the doll on it.
Meanwhile
Yzak was sound asleep, when his back felt like a million pushpins had been dug in. He screeched in agony and jumped out the bed, landing on his rear end.
"Ouch! What the fuck is going on here, some sort of voodoo?"
Voodoo was right.
At the Clyne Manor, Kira was still thinking of ways to beat up Yzak without getting caught by Lacus.
"What to do…"
He snapped his fingers and got a hammer. He then whacked the arm of the doll repeatedly.
Yzak felt like something heavy and powerful had broken his arm in half.
Then he put the doll in Mister Pink's mouth (if Haros have mouths).
Then Yzak felt like he was flying, as his head grazed the wall, his feet skidding along the floor.
Ezaria walked out of her room just in time to be shocked by what was happening to him and fainted.
Lacus saw what Kira was doing, but she let him continue, as it was amusing. Then she got in the act by grabbing the doll and tying it to the fan attached to the roof of her room.
Yzak was now spinning in circles.
Athrun, Flay and Cagalli also got in the mess by pulling certain parts of the doll off.
And Yzak had been dissected.
"What the fuck? Mom! Kira's playing around with a voodoo doll!"
Ezaria scoffed. "Well, you better help yourself. I'm going to help them beat some sense into you." And with that, she left.
She arrived at the Clyne Manor in 5 minutes with some needles.
Kira grabbed them and pushed the needles into the doll after reattaching the removed body parts.
And that's where the mayhem begins…
TBC
Seran: 1 down, 1 to go!
Kira: Crap, you bashed Yzak!
Lacus: He sure did!
Yzak: And you loved it! Fuck you, idiots!
Seran: Shut up.
Everyone but Yzak: Later!
