Title: Wedding Portrait

Fandom: Avatar: the Last Airbender

Pairing/Characters: Sokka and Katara, Katara/Everyone

Warning(s): Dialog only, I write stupid things when under-slept

Genre: Humor

"Sokka, what is that?"

"Can't you tell? It's your wedding portrait! I made it just for you."

"Why is the unagi trying to swallow my head?"

"That's your veil, Katara. And your hair loopies."

"More importantly, who am I marrying? I can't tell who, or even WHAT that's supposed to be."

"It's whoever you want it to be."

"What?"

"It's Aang with a funny hat, or Haru with a bad haircut, or Jet-"

"NO!"

"OK, not Jet. Maybe Zuko with a seaweed eye wrap?"

"Zuko has a girl friend."

"Like that's ever stopped you before."

"What?"

"Nothing, you wouldn't get it! I'm telling you, this is anyone you want! Anyone at all."

"It looks like Admiral Zhao with cheeks stuffed with stewed sea prunes."

"So you're marrying Admiral Zhao?"

"NO!"

"Then who?"

"No clue. All I know is that he'll be a powerful bender, tall, handsome, and he won't have puffy cheeks or a bad haircut."

"That just leaves me then."

"... "

"Kidding! Yeesh, don't give me that look. I'm not even a bender! Hey, where are you going?"

"Away from you."

"Can't you take a joke?

"Guess not. Come to think of it, this does look a lot like Admiral Zhao. Uuuugly!"

END