Just a parody that me and my friend made and filmed. Will be on youtube soon. Enjoy ;)
(Innocent patients house)
Babysitter: Catch Polly!
Polly Patient: (ball bounces off face)
(shows Polly standing, then falling to the ground)
Babysitter: Oh no! Call 119!
(Babysitter pulls corded phone out of her bra)
Babysitter: Hello? 119?
(Police station, answering the call)
(Police men jump up when the phone rings with a Justin Bieber ringtone.
Policemen dance around table: The phone! The phone is ring-ING. Theres a person in trouble!
(both policemen sit and sip coffe at the same time, then slam the cups on the table at the same time, then answer the phone.
Policeman 1: Hello, 119, how may I help you?
Babysitter: Hello, 119? The girl I'm babysitting just collapsed!
Policeman 1: Okay, I'll transfer you to the Ppth (spitting noise, also Princeton Plainsboro teaching hospital) hospital.
(at Ppth, Dr Apartment's office)
Dr. Apartment: Lightheaded, Dizzy, Passing out. Go.
Team: Sicksyndrome.
Dr. Apartment: Wrong. Play again.
Team: Randomsdisease.
Dr. Apartment: Nope. SOR-ry. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. And, oh, while you're at it, get me an MRI.
(In the MRI)
Team member: oh no! the patients having a seizure!
(patient jerks violently and pukes blood)
Team member 2: It's okay. (yawns) doesn't it always happen?
(In Dr. Apartment's office)
Team: We did the MRI.
Dr. Apartment: you WHAT?
Team: We did the MRI, like you told us to…
Dr. Apartment: That's stupid. Since when do you do what I ask?
Team: Then how do we find out what's wrong?
Dr. Apartment: Spoiler alert…. It's Pretendinitis.
Team: You couldn't just say so?
Dr. Apartment: Well that would ruin all the fun, now wouldn't it?
(Patient's room)
Dr. Apartment: Upon further inspection, I have found the source of her problems.
Parents, Babysitter, Team, etc.: what is it?
Dr. Apartment: The problem is… ALL THESE SILLY BANDS UP HER ARM.
It cut off her circulation.
Team: how did you know that?
Dr. Apartment: because….im….. (puts on sunglasses) Dr. Apartment!
Fin.
Review? It'll make me feel good!
