Just a parody that me and my friend made and filmed. Will be on youtube soon. Enjoy ;)

(Innocent patients house)

Babysitter: Catch Polly!

Polly Patient: (ball bounces off face)

(shows Polly standing, then falling to the ground)

Babysitter: Oh no! Call 119!

(Babysitter pulls corded phone out of her bra)

Babysitter: Hello? 119?

(Police station, answering the call)

(Police men jump up when the phone rings with a Justin Bieber ringtone.

Policemen dance around table: The phone! The phone is ring-ING. Theres a person in trouble!

(both policemen sit and sip coffe at the same time, then slam the cups on the table at the same time, then answer the phone.

Policeman 1: Hello, 119, how may I help you?

Babysitter: Hello, 119? The girl I'm babysitting just collapsed!

Policeman 1: Okay, I'll transfer you to the Ppth (spitting noise, also Princeton Plainsboro teaching hospital) hospital.

(at Ppth, Dr Apartment's office)

Dr. Apartment: Lightheaded, Dizzy, Passing out. Go.

Team: Sicksyndrome.

Dr. Apartment: Wrong. Play again.

Team: Randomsdisease.

Dr. Apartment: Nope. SOR-ry. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. And, oh, while you're at it, get me an MRI.

(In the MRI)

Team member: oh no! the patients having a seizure!

(patient jerks violently and pukes blood)

Team member 2: It's okay. (yawns) doesn't it always happen?

(In Dr. Apartment's office)

Team: We did the MRI.

Dr. Apartment: you WHAT?

Team: We did the MRI, like you told us to…

Dr. Apartment: That's stupid. Since when do you do what I ask?

Team: Then how do we find out what's wrong?

Dr. Apartment: Spoiler alert…. It's Pretendinitis.

Team: You couldn't just say so?

Dr. Apartment: Well that would ruin all the fun, now wouldn't it?

(Patient's room)

Dr. Apartment: Upon further inspection, I have found the source of her problems.

Parents, Babysitter, Team, etc.: what is it?

Dr. Apartment: The problem is… ALL THESE SILLY BANDS UP HER ARM.

It cut off her circulation.

Team: how did you know that?

Dr. Apartment: because….im….. (puts on sunglasses) Dr. Apartment!

Fin.

Review? It'll make me feel good!