Bodyguard Bish

Bish: Yo nigga

Guy: Sup

Bish: TBH IMO, ur dik… pretty noice.

Guy: Nigga i thought u was a guy but then you had dem tits and i was like DAAAAAAAAAAMN

Bish: I mean… I thought u wer gay n shit, but then u was so noice ta me.

Guy: Nigga im so fuckin sempai k? i notice u anyday ;)

Bish: . luv me 5 ever pls.

Guy: we can do sum fuckin kinky bodygaurd shit in my CRIB bae

Bish: I want more then sex bae I want you.

Guy: SHIT NIGGA Y U BEIN ALL CEREAL WIT ME? I SAID I ONLY WANNA FUK U I WILL NVA LUV U

Bish: I nkow it wus not ment ta be but I luv ya my vag gets so fukin moist m8. I need a bucket.

Guy: Nigga u leakin, fix ur shit or get a paaaaad bish

Bish: i just wanna cuddle n shit I want and me to be a thing not that blond hair bimbo I mean that nig is my friend n shit but I want us to be a thing.

Guy: NIGGA Y U GOTTA DO THIS GIRLY SHIT U FUCKIN SUPPOSE TO HAVE A DICK, ur tits are thro da roof tho daaaaamn. We cuddle if i get sum fuk k?

Bish: Na I want a relation ship not relation titanik, I want to have a famly but I know u is not payin fo child supp.

Guy: Nigga my famiry is a fuckin gangsta shit k? I can supp ur gangsta babies and ur poetry makin my ship FUCKING SAIL if u get what im htining at bby

Bish: But will ya luv my 5 ever? Do ya promiss to be wiff me for lyfe?

Guy: nigga im bout to drop a mad romance quote on u by my nigga adolf hitler, "I will always luv u through n through, FUCK JEWS"

Bish: I mean ya hit me hard, you really know how to make a bish wet, all this talk of fucking jews omg gets me so Ugu.

Guy: "Girl step into my shower ;)" - Adolf Hitler. How u lik that one u dirty bish u ;0

Bish: Nigga shower sex suks mad dick TBH. I just wanna get my pussy rekt then spoon n shit ya feel?

Guy: Ill fuk u ull get rekt and ill spoon u like my MIDNIGHT cereal k? Fuckin cinnimom toasty sex up in dis motherfucker

Bish: I'll bring da melk.

N dey live happily eveer after wit gansta babies named Adolf, Joe, Billy Bob, and Butt. Also they had a kid named Rammus but he suuuuuuuuuuuuucked so they kil hem. (he got fuckin noscoped in da womb m8)

FIN

Christian "fabiomaster" Kraus aka xXx420SmokeBIGweed(btw_I_mean_big)xXx

Grant "fukfukguy" BakerzZzChekUrselfb4URektUrselfSimonzZz