Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, plain and simple.
Just re-uploaded this because I noticed that they weren't numbered. This way it makes it easier to keep track of them as you're reading. Enjoy! (Ok, so it's not really a fanfic, but it's close enough.)
You Know You're Obsessed With SasuNaru When…
1. When you try and apply every song you've ever listened to to them and find some way to make almost all of them fit.
2. When you superglue a Sasuke and a Naruto key chain together so they appear to be kissing. (Ok so I didn't do this one…yet…but I thought of it…)
3. When just hearing the word "SasuNaru" can make the worst day of your life feel better. (For me this also works with the words "Vic Mignogna", and "Gackt".)
4. When you see that one of your favorite author(s) has written a new SasuNaru story and you actually give a fangirl squeal.
5. You then apologize for said fangirl squeal even though you were the only one who heard it. (I actually did this twice today…)
6. When more than 80% of your favorite Naruto stories are SasuNaru. (Ok mine's more like 95%…the rest I'm pretty sure are either no relationship, NaruSasu or GaaNaru.)
7. You have spent more than 30 hours in the same week reading a SasuNaru fanfic (or multiple ones). (I think I spent close to 30 reading When Sounds Become Visuals…its not actually that long I just couldn't read through the tears.)
8. You have cried at least 20 times from one or more fics. (See fic mentioned in number 7.)
9. You start to notice how often orange and blue actually show up together.
10. You start to rethink the order of your favorite colors (blue and orange are now my second favorite colors which is funny cause I used to absolutely hate orange.)
11. You sit in computer class and make SasuNaru doodles on Paint (or in my case PowerPoint.)
12. You get only slightly annoyed when you hear people say they prefer NaruSasu (don't worry I like that too…but I prefer SasuNaru.)
13. You pretty much worship both Koi Cosplay and Fighting Dreamers Productions (seriously, look them up on Youtube, they are awesome!)
14. Whenever you watch the music video for "Vanilla" by Gackt all you can think of is that he looks like Sasuke. (Gackt rules!)
15. When you're asked who you're favorite couples are other than SasuNaru and you can't think of any (when I was asked this it was just in general and it seriously took me like 5 minutes to think of two other couples.)
16. You sit and make this list and everything seriously applies you.
17. You watch the show or read the manga and wonder how anyone can disagree with you and say that they are not meant to be together.
18. When every week is SasuNaru fanclub/fangirl week and you celebrate with either a blue and orange iced cupcake or by reading a SasuNaru fanfic. (Ok so I do this about once every two weeks and it's the fanfic not the cupcake.)
19. You all of a sudden get really excited because you just realized that you're high school colors were blue and gold and when gold is just the right shade its orange (ok I noticed this awhile ago, but still…)
20. When you hear the words Seme and Uke and all you can think of is SasuNaru.
21. You laugh at this because you realize I just hit twenty and wonder why I am so obsessed.
22. FINALLY - You know you're obsessed with SasuNaru when you read this list and realize that about 80% (or more) of it also relates to you.
