A/N: I was forced into this by a certain someone that I will not describe. But they certainly love this... For those of you who know me, I'm pretty sure that you get the picture.

I do not own anything!

Pairing: Prussia X Liet (Seme X Uke)

Rating: T (For good reason too)

Warning: Bondage, a little lemon, rape... on some parts... and yeah that's about it... this will happen in the 2nd chapter.


I was busy filling out some papers that Poland gave me to do, 'Damn Poland' I thought.

"Like, can you like do these for me? I'll like so love you." Poland shoved the papers into my hands and before he left he continued, "I like have to get that other pony, It's like fabulous. I like have to come up with like an awesome name for it." I was about to yell that I didn't care but he was already gone. I cursed under my breath when I noticed how big the stack of papers in my hands were.

I muttered darkly under my breath, "Stupid ponies, stupid Poland." I was about to continue but I was interrupted.

"Muahahahahahahahaha! You'll all dread the day when I rule the world! Just you wait it's just around the corner!"

"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY PRUSSIA!" Austria yelled back, "Muahahahahahahahahaha! You're just all Jealous because the one and only great me can do it!"

"Yeah like, totally jealous." Poland replied as if he really was jealous. I smirked slightly. "You just wait and see! Muahahahahahahahaha!" Prussia yelled back. I heard Austria and Poland mutter something before it became quiet again. I sighed, Prussia really seemed more excited these days. 'Doesn't that only happen when he's going to take over a country?' I thought nervously. 'Well, he's never bothered me before...' I calmed down. "Oi, Did you hear that?" A voice whispered very close to my ear. I jumped up, and all the papers scattered all over the place. Turning my head a little I could see Prussia laughing evilly.

"Wha-What the hell?" I shouted. I rubbed my ear, it felt very uncomfortable. "How did you get in here?" I swear I locked up the door and windows. "Muahahahahahaha! You don't think a lock will keep the owner of the world out, did you?" Prussia pointed at me. I sweat dropped, "I left the back door open didn't I?" I asked him. Prussia faltered in his smirk. "NO! The door opened for me!"

Awkward silence. "Ah, screw this! I guess I should start with small countries and move my way up." Prussia mumbled out loud. I stared at him registering what he just said. He looked at me with mischievious eyes. I backed up nervously and waved my hands in front of me. "I'm not really that big of a country." I tried to convince him. "Muahahahahahaha! True, but... I have to conquer all countries to have the entire world." He stepped forward. "So I shall conquer the country... Um... oh. What's your country?"He asked me. "Oh, I'm Lithuania." "I see! Muahahahahah So I shall now conquer l-lith...!" He mumbled a curse. "How do you say it." He looked at me. "Lit-hu-a-nia." I have taught many to say me name... I guess I got used to replying back now.

"Lituania!" He shouted happy. "No, no, Lit-hu-a-nia." I said patiently. After Prussia finally got the hang of it.

"Now I can FINALLY conquer Lithuania!" He started to run after me, "NOOOOO!" I screamed as I "chibi" cried.

I accidently tripped over a table leg, and somehow Prussia fell too.

"Damn it!" I yelled as I was dragged. "Let go already!" I had bruises and small cuts from the fight. As soon as Prussia fell he grabbed my leg, and I punched him and we started to roll on the floor punching and kicking each other. I was glad that I was able to land some punches on Prussia's face, but considering his battle experience it was obvious that I'd lose. After I had lost he tried up my hands and started dragging me out of the house to his. "Muahahahahahahaha! I have One country now! The world is not to far away!" He said joyfully ignoring my rants. "Damn you Prussia!" I yelled as I struggled to get the ropes off my wrists. "Poland's not gonna be happy!" I threatened.

"Like, where's Liet?" Poland looked around. "Oh! Maybe he like went to like see that totally awesome pony I got! Or he's like getting me like another one!" Poland completely ignored the mess in the living room. "I should like totally name it... awesome... no wait... I already have awesome..." Poland's face scrunched up in concentration, "I should like name it... blondy! Blonds are totally awesome." He nodded to himself. Proud of the name he started to go shopping for fabulous clothes.

"Now! We're here!" Prussia rejoiced. "Now, to..." He turned around to me. I glared at him, but he was oblivious to it. "I'm gonna kill you." I seethed. "Muahahahahaha!" He magically took out a cloth he lowered down and kneeling behind me he blindfolded me. "WHAT THE HELL!" I retorted. Prussia laughed. I felt him lift me up, I tried to wiggle my way out of his grasp but he held me firmly. I felt the uneven footsteps, and gave up. For now.

A/N: I decided that I would just send you this instead of posting it online. I decided it will be a two shot. Not a one shot. So all the stuff will be next time... I just cannot do lemon... without a plot to work with.