It can only get worse.......

Author: Murto (the new fanfic fan on the block)

Author's Notes: My first fanfic, I dunno if you'll find my sense of humour funny, but well here goes. I must say before I start that I have thoroughly enjoyed Silver's and AJ Talon's work so far, along with many other countless authors I've read stuff by. This fanfic of mine is just gonna be another fucked up and hopefully hilarious Love Hina one.

Enjoy, please email your thoughts to "thatsthesoundofinevitability@yahoo.com.au".

PS: Love Hina Spring and Christmas Specials DVD's just came out in Aust. YAY!

Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina, fortunately for you lot. Otherwise it would have
gotten very fucked up, VERY quickly. :) Oh well, what can you say.
I am an Arts student afterall. Nor have I bought the rights to any
other
authors, their material or their jokes. Comeon! This is Author
Space,
on cyberspace!.

Who cares, as long as we get a laugh!!! =^v^=

BANZAI!!!!

Here we goeses (my preeeeciousssssssss.....)

Ok, seriously now....

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE Chapter 1: It was a normal day.. Version 2

It was an average morning at the Hinata Sou. Motoko was on the roof deck practising her kendo moves, Naru was chasing around Keitaro calling "Hentai- des!" and throwing things at him. Suu and Sarah were coming up with an alibi for the collateral damage another of their Mecha-Tama's caused, and Kitsune was playing cards against Talon....

"Kuso! I'm out again!" cursed Talon.

"Aww, don't take it so harsh," said Kitsune as she took another 1000yen worth of chips into her arms (#1). "You lost fair and square".

"Honestly Kitsune your as annoying at cards as Faye was to Jet in a certain anime I'm thinking of" (#2)

"But that was Mahjong, this is poker and I beat you fair and square. Another round?"

"Yeah, but Mahjong or not, she was cheating. Lemme see those cards!"

"Cheating? Li'l ol' me? I think not Talon-san"

Just at that moment, Keitaro ran down the stairs and jumped clean over the kotatsu where Talon and Kitsune were seated. Talon stood up to see what Keitaro was running so desperately away from, and got firmly smacked into whilst doing so.

"Jeez Naru, you should watch were your goin, the speed that you were goin' someon coulda got hur-" Kitsune said, as she stopped mid-sentece.

Talon, still in weretiger form, had somehow managed to land on top of Naru.

"YOU BASTARD!! GET OUTTA MY WAY!!" screamed the red-head as she promptly brought about sending the first weretiger into space.

"This is annoying, this really is. " Talon complained as he prepared for what might be a painful landing.

As he was flying though he saw something unusual. A car with strange- looking number plates was pulling up in front of the Hinata Sou. Initially, Talon thought that Seta got a new car. After a few seconds of observation, plus the fact that the car in question wasn't bashing into anything, the Seta theory was deduced.

"This is strange, you don't see many cars like those in Japan," he thought " Even those people who could afford to import a car wouldn't stoop THAT low...."

Then he saw the ground was fast approaching, and everything went black along with a loud crunch.

"Waaaahahahahaa!" yelled Talon, in excrutiating pain. "I can't fell my legs!"

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"Hmm, this must be the place." thought Murto as he got out of the car.

"Waaaahahahahaa! I can't fell my legs!" was heard off in the distance.

"Ok, I'll just keep walking and pretend that I didn't hear anything."

Murto grabbed his stuff and walked inside. 'Hmm, nobody's around. I guess I'll go straight in, I mean I already know my room number and stuff.' He thought as he walked up to the second story. As he reached the top of the stairs he saw a strange-looking goth girl walking towards him.

"Oh, gidday. How are ya?" Murto said cheerfully as they walked past eachother. She just kept on walking past, giving him the coldest eyes that he'd ever seen.

Then, as she disappeared into her room a flying cat popped out and did a lap around her head.

"So how are your evil scheme's coming along, Nya?" the cat said.

"Hm, whatever." Murto thought. 'Hang on,' Murto thought as he replayed the scene in his mind. 'The cat SAID??? That IS weird.'

Thinking nothing of it, he continued into his own room. As he did so, an extremely loud fit of evil laughter filled the 3rd story hallway.

"Heh," laughed Murto out loud. "I've only been here 5 minutes and I've already heard strange noises, seen a flying and talking cat. . . thing, plus a girl who appears to be pure evil. I think I'm in for a great semester."

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"....so he'll be spending some time at the Hinata Apartments with us. " Keitaro concluded, who then had a sip of his tea.

"Gidday! ^v^ I'm Murto. I'm from Australia; and I wanted a bit of a change whilst going to uni. " the newcomer said, whilst flipping through his English-Japanese dictionary as fast as he could.

"Finally, someone with whom I can finally speak fluent English with, " said Talon whilst stroking the fur on his chin. "I'm Talon, from America"

" -_-? Umm, what the hell is that? I didn't know that there were tigers in Japan, let alone talking one's?"

"Like I said, I'm Talon. My girlfriend Tori turned me into a weretiger a short while ago. Don't worry, I managed to get my hands on some Magic Pink Pixie Dust © and I can control my transformations now."

"That was the Tap Dancing Goldfish incident, that entire thing was your idea!" yelled Keitaro.

"No it wasn't, you were the one who bought the stupid fish in the first place!" Talon yelled back, promptly turning back into human form, though dressed as a Jedi.

"Ok, whatever you like to believe. But everyone knows it's all y- Kuso!" Keitaro swore as he ran to escape the freshly ignited blade of a pissed-off weretiger/jedi. Both disappeared down the hallway.

"Oooh! A foreigner!!," said Suu as she popped out of nowhere, hanging upside down from the ceiling. "Where are you from? Did you bring food? Ooh, what's this? Ah, it looks like a passport! Hmm, Australian, Age-"

"Hey! Give that back! That's mine!" he exclaimed rather annoyed if not confused.

"Ohayo..Murto-san!! Wow! Your 6'4"! That's tall!!" Suu, who had now lost interest in his passport, perched herself on top of Murto's head using it as a lookout tower.

"Oi! Get off!"

"I KNOW!!! I'LL USE MY LATEST INVENTION!!"

"WHAT THE $#@&?? THAT LOOKS LIKE A CERTAIN INVENTION I'VE SEEN BEFORE!!!!"

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo......."

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Notes: #1 - 1000yen is about $12.80 in Aussie dollars, or
$8.90 in Yankee Dollars. But honestly who gives a shit.
#2 - Cowboy Bebop reference.

Hmm..so it appears that he have a newcomer (derr.it's me you dickhead). There doesn't appear to be any plot yet but don't worry, it'll get pretty awesome soon I hope. What will Suu's latest invention do to Murto-san? Will Talon eventually catch and force Keitaro into taking full responsibility for the Tap-Dancing Goldfish incident? Stick around for the next completely fucked up (and truly hilarious, the 2nd chapter is awesome) chapter of "It can only get worse.."

This is my first FanFic. Please review what I've done so far, I'll read every one of them and take your suggestions into consideration. I don't mind doing requests, it makes up for when I've run out of ideas. You can email @ the address at the top of the page. If you've read up to here, then please add me to your "Favourite Authors" List. Please check out my profile too, I check out everyone elses.