This work of fan-fiction got its start in our brains due to a Luigi toy that Burger King released in Mid November 2012. This story was written for fun and is not my best writing. I hope you folks enjoy. Please read and leave a comment. I'd love to know if you enjoyed it as much as those that it was written for.
This fan-fiction contains the following pairings:
Luigi x Bowser
Luigi x Mario
Luigi x Wario
Luigi x Waluigi
Luigi x Daisy (mentions of it)
Mario x Peach
Mario x Pauline (mentions of it)
Episode One: On this episode, Peach gives Mario and Luigi some shocking news.
Daisy glanced over at Peach as she picked up her teacup. "Mario and Luigi aren't brothers?"
Peach troubled by the news she had just share closed her eyes. She nodded her head.
"How did you find this out?"
"After Bowser's latest attack while cleaning up we found this really old records room. I didn't even know it existed. A bunch of boxes blocked it. The Mushroom People are terrible when it comes to record keeping."
"Kind of makes you wonder if Bowser planned it."
"Knowing him, he probably did." Peach sighed. "He is probably counting on us to tell them and then hoping that it causes them to get into a huge fight. You know how those two get when they get mad at each other."
Daisy nodded her head, "unfortunately."
"What should I do?" She opened her eyes again and sat down her teacup.
"Stop worrying about what might happen. You've got to tell them," she paused to take a sip of her tea, "it's the only fair thing to do."
Peach nodded her head again. "I just hope," she stopped when Daisy made a tsk, tsk noise.
"That last cookie is mine!" Luigi grabbed it off the plate.
"That's my cookie," Mario shoved his brother out of the way.
Yoshi, in the background, watched the two fight over the cookie as it passed from one hand to the next. When a crumb dropped on the floor, no matter how small, he licked it up.
Peach cleared her throat, "can't you two behave for a minute?"
By this point, the cookie was hardly a cookie it was more a crumb. They both shoved each other one more time before straightening up. Like a pair of lost children, they looked over at her. "Sorry," they said in unison.
Yoshi licked up that last bit of cookie and jumped up and down excited. "Yoshi!"
Peach laughed at Yoshi's antics. She fanned herself as she tried to catch her breath. "Seriously now we need to talk," she motioned to the table.
Mario rushed over to the table and pulled out the chair for Peach.
"Thank you." After sitting down and being pushed in, Peach straightened out the wrinkles in her dress. She waited for the two to sit down. "Let's just get to the point- you're not brothers."
Mario and Luigi looked each other and then back at Peach.
Mario frowned, "We know April 1st is next month but that is hardly an appreciate joke."
Peach remained straight faced, "It's not a joke."
"How did this happen?" Luigi was wondering how this news just recently, mysteriously came to be. No one had ever had a reason to question their relationship as brothers.
"That I don't know. We only just found out after Bowser's last attack."
They sat there in an uncomfortable silence staring at each other.
"Yoshi!"
