Voldemort's 'to kill' list

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (voldy's POV)

1) The man who plays me in the Harry Potter Movies

2) Nick Park (because the man who played me dared to be in a Wallace and Gromit movie)

3) My hair dresser

4) The mentos company (whenever they make a flavour I like, they discontinue it)

5) The surgeon who botched my plastic surgery

6) Harry Potter (haha, you expected him to be first, didn't you?)

7) The good people at sunsilk

8) The children who cry when I smile at them.

9) Where's Wally (I can never find him)

10) My guidance councillor (he suggested that I become a clown)

11) Lucius Malfoy (he's such a suck up)

12) Wormtail (he just annoys me)