I do not own Teen Titans, I do not own any name brand stuff you notice, ect.


Teen Titans in TV

Head line news beep.

"Welcome to Jump City's number one news channel, I am Tiara Sampson here giving you the news that counts," The browned haired news reporter stacks her papers and glances over them with her blue eyes before looking back into the camera. "Today's head story is; who are the Teen Titans? Good role model teens or is there a dark side to these crime fighting kids?" She takes a moment to read over her paper once more.

"Well we have gotten footage of the Titans in their own 'home' during personal time. But with all us crazed news reporters sticking our noses into other people's business there is no such thing as personal time anymore." She pauses, that annoying smile plastered on her face before the screen goes to a video taken.

Camera placed in the window:

The camera is showing the Titan's living room; Robin is walking over to the TV when he stubs his foot on the coffee table. The boy wonder is then shown hopping around on one foot (cradling his hurt one) and cursing his god giving lungs out.

Screen goes back to Tiara.

Tiara has a blank look but then shakes her head and resumes the annoying Barbie like smile. "Yes uh... Ahem, well that is our first tape of the supposed boy wonder. We now move on to other footage taken later that day with the supposed Beast Boy and Cyborg-"

Screen goes to tape of the kitchen:

Cyborg is shooting meat out of his sonic cannon at Beast Boy who is tossing tofu in octopus form. Cyborg ducks behind the breakfast bar as a carrot is thrown at his head. He stands back up and chucks a stack of dairy waffles at Beast Boy who yelps and morphs back human as he takes cover under the table.

Beast Boy soon stands up once more and starts throwing tomatoes-tofu-lettuce-Silkie-cabbage and other veggies.

Cyborg is hit in the head and grumbles something under his breath then shakes his fist at Beast Boy before tossing meat sauce at the laughing green elf, And hitting. Beast Boy is thrown back and gives a surrendering wave from where he lays on the floor.

Screen goes back to Tiara:

Tiara is looking in her compact mirror, putting on a fresh coat pink lip stick.

"Uh, Sampson! You're on!" someone yells from off stage.

"Hu? Oh, the red light! It's blinking!" Tiara puts the mirror away and goes back to smiling into the camera. "Yes, that was our second piece of uh... interesting footegde," she glances down at her papers before speaking once more. "Our next film may be too intense for some younger viewers, but is the alien known as Starfire really out for good? Or is she trying to destroy the Titans from the inside out? New information states that this is a possibility as we are about to witness."

Screen blanks out to Starfire and Terra in the rec room:

Terra hands Starfire a new video as a gift, Starfire-obviously happy with this gift, squeals and grabs poor Terra in a death-grip-hug.

Terra smiles weakly and coughs a few times, seeming to be asking to be let go of now.

Starfire drops her friend then hovers over the tape, seeming to be talking about it already as Terra slowly stands up and rubs her sore sides and arms.

Screen goes back to Tiara:

Tiara is sipping coffee and stuffing a cookie down her throat when the little red light starts blinking again. She looks into the camera and chokes on her coffee before spiting it out on her lap.

"Aw d-gets beeped out- it!" She swears before looking back into the camera. "Uh- pretend you heard nothing! Ahem, yes uh- that was the alien Starfire and Terra. Speaking of Terra- what about this once bad girl? Is she truly good? Or just one sly cat? Well we will all find out if or when she takes over the city again- no big deal." Her annoying Barbie smiles sweeps over her face as her head cocks to the side, her eyes glance at the paper once more which she was supposed to study. But didn't of course. "Now we go to look at the dark Titan known as Raven. Yes even the name suggests a creepy person, but all the same cool. Or is she? What cruel monster could lay behind this innocent-" picture of Raven shows up on the screen with four red eyes "little girl? Again, we will find out in due time I suppose."

Screen goes to video of Raven:

Raven is sitting crossed legged on her bed with a cracked book. Her hood is not on and her cape spreads out around her, she is obviously in her room. She seems to be muttering the words to herself as she reads before feeling the presence of the camera. She looks up, seemingly takes a near triple take before glaring at the camera in her window. Her eyes glow bright white as the book in her hands huddles to the camera- thus smashing into it. The camera shows it falling down the side of the tower, the camera guy screaming. Though to his luck landed on the other camera guy below him and didn't die this time.

Screen goes back to Tiara:

Tiara yawns then looks into the camera, "You know I don't get played enough for this boring job- Oh my god! Give me some warning before you switch!" she whines before looking into the camera, not bothering with the Barbie smile. "So know you have seen the Titans when they think no one is looking, but what about their pet? The mutant worm that once worked for the villain Killer Fly- err Moth? Yes Silkie, the cute slimy little monster. Well our camera (don't ask me how they get this crap because I have no idea) men have managed to pick up a few shots of this pets true personality-"

Screen goes to a video of Silkie:

Silkie is running around the rec room with what seems to be Cyborg's leg, moments later Cyborg comes following the little worm while shooting at it, though missing. Silkie chews on the leg while Cyborg limps over, trying to either get a shot at the pest or get his leg back. Though it's Starfire to the rescue as she flies in and saves the worm from the more then angry Cyborg.

Though then Cyborg noticed the camera as Raven had and shoots at it after giving an annoyed look. Static shows before the screen goes back to Tiara.

"So you have seen them all, and now it is time for you to deicide. Are these Titans truly out to do well? Or out for attention? Will we all be betrayed by these super teens? Will this fic ever end so I can drink the rest of my coffee? Who knows?" Her head turns to face a camera in another angle. "This is Tiara Sampson speaking, thank you for watching Jump City news."


Okay yeah, another one of my stupid small fics. XD I was bored again and this is wha happens when I get bored. Oh by the way, Tiara represents me in the fic (my real name is Tiana XD). But any hoo I might make somthing like this to add on (like a Jerry Springer show or somthing... hmmm ) but only if I have extra time after working on my other fics.
I don't care if I get flames.. beacuse I know this fic wasn't even all that funny XD