Your Date With Goku, by Dickfart
You are swole as the day is long, you handsome muthafucka.
You got swag in your step. Throwing on your Patriots jersey, your basketball shorts, and your gold chain with the cross of the good Lord hangin from it, you is good to get lit as fuck and you damn well know it, son.
"Man, alls a brutha needs now is to get that dick," you say, picking up the phone. You call your childhood hero on his cell phone, and he picks up.
"Hey, how's it hangin'?" says Goku.
"You know, baby. Just chillin' like Krillin. Yo, you should come over. We'll hit up that bong, catch the game, kick it old school. The works. I got wings!"
"Well, sure. That sounds great, dawg. Chichi, I'm going to a friend's house, bye."
In just minutes Goku pulls up to your crib in a Mercedes Benz with platinum rims, and your dick gets hard as fuck cuz you fuckin' gay. But that's cool, yo, because if you gon be gay for anyone it's Goku.
"Hey Goku. What's good, man?" you said, giving your home boy a big hug.
"Oh, you know. Just need a break from my bitch is all," says Goku. "Let's eat!"
"I'm down, I'm down," you say, but you horny as hell, and Goku is so swole and delicious. Once the two of you is inside, you start tongue kissing like your lives depend on it. He grips the folds of your jersey with his big strong hands. The hands that do the Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha. What you wouldn't give to see him make those waves with your enormous black dick deep inside of him. The two of you are sweating, panting, ripping clothes off of one another, and soon you're both butt naked and rubbing dicks.
"Oh, oh!" says Goku. "Oh yeah!"
"I'mma fuck you so hard," you say. "I'mma fuck you right in that ass."
"Yes! Yes!" says Goku, on all fours. "Shove your big black cock deep inside of me. You are my Lord and I am your Shepard."
You slap his ass.
"You say it louder, boy."
"YOU ARE MY LORD AND I AM YOUR SHEPARD!"
"That's better." You take the solid globes of Goku's glorious ass into your hands and you bury your cock way the fuck in there. He howls with pleasure as you pump, in and out and in and out, filling Goku with your mighty girth. You grab his hair in one hand and smack dat ass with the other, grinding and grinding the tight walls of his mangina.
"Fuck me!" Goku cries. "Fuck me harder!"
"You beg for it," you say. "Beg for it, bitch!"
"PLEASE!" he cries, and you slam him so hard he goes super saiyan. "FUCK! ME! HARDER!"
"TAKE THIS DICK! SWALLOW IT WITH YO ASS! FUSE WITH ME, BABY!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHGGGGHHHHHHH!"
You and Goku glow together as you jackhammer your mighty ham into his prostate. When he cums it shoots right through the earth's mantle, causing lava to spew into your living room. That's OK, though. Happens all the time.
When the walls of his sphincter contract around your brown pleasure branch, you jizz so deep into homeboy's rectum that he can taste your cum, and it's fucking delicious.
"That... was... amazing," says Goku, stroking your perfect chiseled jaw. "So... much... better... than... Vegeta..."
"Man, fuck Vegeta," you say. "Now let's heat up them wings and watch the fuckin' game!"
"Word up!" says Goku. You crack open some beers, eat some wings, and watch the Patriots crush Ohio like the scraggly little shitlets that they are. Learn to merge, fuckers!
The End
