Cartoon Crossover Survivor Amazon

The Amazon Jungle Friday, April 7th 2017

~Some EPIC music begins playing in the background. A pair of helicopters are cruising over the Amazon. The side doors are open or unattached, we don't really know…we have no experience in this stuff. It just looks cool. We zoom in on one of the choppers to find Leafyishere sitting nearest the opening, looking down with a pair of shades. Katz is nose deep in cocaine.

Next to him is Tobias who is looking extremely Tobiaslious. On his left is DJ Killer Keemstar. He looks out with a distinguished presence over the amazon. Behind them, on a bench facing the other direction sits Sam Manson. She appears cramped. Next to her is a cramped Tank Evans…he's alright though. His eyes are half open as he looks sleepy…or drugged. Man-Bat is next, appearing cramped as well. Then, at the end of the bench is Ben Tennyson. He's sprawled out, taking more than his allotted amount of space. He smiles, eager for the game to being~

Chris McLean: Hello everyone and welcome to Cartoon Crossover Survivor…as you can see, we have two tribes flying overhead aboard functioning helicopters. It's pretty cool. The tribe you've just seen is the SAVAGE tribe. They will be competing against this tribe…the Paradigm Tribe…

~We find the second chopper as it dangerously swoops in front of the first. Leafyishere flips them the bird in anger. We zoom in to see the painted face of Leafy. He is emotionless. He might be a statue…but then he blinks, proving that he is alive. Next to him is Montana Max. Max seems eager as he looks around at the scenery. An elbow jabs Max in the shoulder. It was delivered by the person on his left, Manny Rivera. Manny Rivera starts to lecture Max about something. Max just ignores him. Lola Bunny in on Manny Rivera's left and near the other opening. Her thick, blonde hair flies around uncontrollably as she's given up all hope of keeping it in place. She winces and looks down at the Amazon. Behind her is Johnny Bravo! He's staring menacingly down at the green landscape wondering if it is worthy. Richard Spencer is next to Bravo. He pulls out a flask of southern hospitality and takes a pull. He reaches over and pokies Siri the Leopard in the arm, offering her a taste. She politely declines, looking down at the Amazon from her side, eager to begin. We zoom back in on Chris McLean~

Chris McLean: We have a lot of good people her with dreams and hopes…but out here, none of that matters. Out here we have two tribes with ultimately ONE survivor.

~As the theme plays we watch the choppers begin to separate. They are taking each tribe to the vicinity of their specific location. We follow the Savage chopper. After a few minutes the man riding shot gun unstraps and begins handing parachutes out. Max grabs his first, strapping it on. He gets a quick tutorial on how to use it and leaps out, instantly releasing the chute. It's got a few holes in it…CLASSIC Cartoon Crossover, BABY…so he kind of sputters and drops lopsided…but safely. Bravo grabs his next and leaps out, following a similar trajectory. Manny Rivera bitches about the quality of the chutes for a few seconds before taking his. Leafy is next. Bunny starts to grab hers but Spencer snares it away and leaps out. The Leopard apologizes to Bunny allowing her to go next with Siri bringing up the rear…one by one they float, crookedly toward the ground. The Leopard is the last to land as they all unstrap~

Manny Rivera: Fuck, what took you guys so long?

Johnny Bravo: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

Richard Spencer: Fuck off, boys. I don't want to hear any bitching.

Siri Bunny: Do we have to be so crude to each other?

Richard Spencer: Would you like a taste?

Siri the Leopard: Ugh, I already said no three times on the way over here.

~Spencer downs some more of his flask, wiping spillage away from the side of his mouth~

Montana Max: They gave me this map, we should probably…

~Max removes a map from his back pocket. Manny Rivera rips it away~

Manny Rivera: Why did they give YOU a map? Ridiculous…let's see…I think we head this way

Lola Bunny: Wait, aren't there more of us? I thought there'd be at least eight out here

Richard Spencer: I count eight

Johnny Bravo: Only seven, genius

Richard Spencer: Man I will knock the fuck out of you right now, I don't give a shit

Leafy: Relax, Richard

~Leafy places a tender hand around Richard's shoulders. He pulls away. The Leopard rolls her eyes~

Siri the Leopard: Can we just follow the map before it gets dark out here?

~Reluctantly they agree and, even more reluctantly, they let Manny Rivera lead the way~

~The Savage tribe circles around another section of the jungle. They are handed chutes like the Paradigm Tribe. Leafyishere, Tennyson and DJ stand back, making the others go first. Tank almost jumps without his chute. Man-Bat sniffs his chute, perhaps checking for blood. He puts it on and leaps out. Their chutes are very much like the Paradigm tribe's chutes, full of holes. Tobias jumps out recklessly with his chute. That leaves Ben and Sam. DJ rips the chute away from the co pilot and hands it to Sam with a hint of charm. Sam rolls her eyes and puts it on. DJ puts his on and makes small talk with Sam. Together they leap out. Sam's has a GIANT FUCKING HOLE in the middle and she starts to plummet…luckily, DJ's quick reflexes enable him to grab her chute and hold on so she doesn't die. Leafyishere takes his chute, puts it on and jumps out. Finally, it's Ben Tennyson. He reaches for the lone chute but is stopped~

Co-Pilot: No sir! A man of your worth isn't jumping out of here with one of those crappy chutes. Here, use this!

~Tennyson is handed a jet pack! He straps it on and leaps out, zooming around, happily and without any sense of danger. The rest of his tribe lands as he continues to zoom over the trees~

Leafyishere: Fucking flimsy ass chutes, I think I cut my knee

DJ Killler Keemstar: Sam, are you okay?

Sam Manson: YES! I'm fine, geez. Fucking Cartoon Crossover…I don't know why I keep agreeing to do things for them.

~Sam looks rough, her fall was worse than the others. A snore is heard. Tank is sleeping in the dirt. Tobias kicks him gently, Tank sits up and rubs his eyes~

Tank Evans: Huh?

Tobias: Get up.

Katz (to Tank Evans): Sleeping on the team already?

~Tank stands realizing they are in the jungle. His eyes are blood shot. Man-Bat steps through some bushes with blood all over his face~

Leafyishere: Holy shit...did you fall on your face?

Man-Bat: No, I just fed.

~There is an awkward pause. The sound of a jet pack is heard as Tennyson hovers down, just above everyone's heads. Leafyishere looks up~

Leafyishere: What the fuck!

Ben Tennyson: Don't ask me…it was offered and I accepted.

~Tobias pulls out a map and shows it to everyone. DJ takes it~

DJ Killler Keemstar: Follow me everybody

~DJ Killer Keemstar leads the way as everyone walks along aside from Tennyson who hovers above the ground~

THE TRIBES MEET

~It's growing late. Chris McLean is seated near the Amazon with a look of frustration. There isn't much daylight left. The Savage Tribe has assembled. Tennyson is on the ground as his jetpack appears to have run out of fuel. Some Cartoon Crossover employees rush into view and haul it away. The Paradigm Tribe is nowhere to be found~

Chris McLean: How long have we been waiting here?

DJ Killler Keemstar: Nearly four hours

Chris McLean: I hope they didn't die

~It sounds like something is approaching through the wilderness. They all turn and see a masked figure emerge. It's Manny Rivera! as Tigre Uno He's arguing with every other member of his tribe~

Manny Rivera: Fuck all of you, okay! That wrong left would have happened to anyone

Richard Spencer: The first or the fifth?

~Manny Rivera tries to fight Spencer but Johnny Bravo and Leafy keep them spread apart. The Leopard sighs~

Siri the Leopard: Guys, just let it go…at least we're here.

~Chris stands up, looking relieved. Both tribes are on their mats. They turn their attentions to the host~

Chris McLean: Alright…glad you all could make it.

Manny Rivera: Whoever drew these maps sucks and needs to be fired!

Chris McLean: Okay. Now, before we get started…I'm sure you noticed that maybe a few people were missing…and, that's because they were! Allow me to introduce the rest of your tribes!

~A loud trumpet plays as a giant boat cruises along the amazon. It's got New Contestants written on the side. Samurai Jack stands at the apex looking out with his fists atop his waist. They reach the edge of the river and a staircase is lowered. Samurai Jack is the first one off. He looks at the buff in his hand and heads for the Paradigm Tribe. Phillip DeFranco is next, he follows Samurai Jack. Jenny Wakemen is next, she goes Savage. Aladdin aka Prince Ali does a somersault for some reason and leaps to a standing position. He jogs to the Savage tribe. Universal 7 Angel Whis exits next and goes Paradigm. Finally, Frieza steps down and calmly makes his way toward the Savage Tribe. All the tribes clap for the Hall of Fame members…some more sarcastically than others as the full enrollment of members have assembled~

Chris McLean: Alright! Welcome everybody to season one of Cartoon Crossover Survivor Amazon! You guys beat out Dashie, DaddyoFive, Laci Green, Tammy, Amy, Helena, and even Derrick Blackman in a basketball tournament to get on.

~They all clap. The idea of being on the first season of Cartoon Crossover Survivor finally hits them and a sense of excitement smothers out all frustration. Chris places something electronic in the dirt and points it away from the tribes~

Chris McLean: Cartoon Crossover owner Daniel Coyote would like to say a few quick words.

Tobias: Daniel Coyote is here?

Katz: Can I get him to spare me a new pair of pants?

Johnny Bravo (to Katz): Why?

Siri the Leopard (to Katz): You tinkle in your big boy pants.

Katz: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Katz confessional

Katz sighs depressed holding up shorts with a yellow line down the front.

Katz: Yes...I did.

end confessional

The rest of the contestants laugh at the possibility of Katz peeing down his leg..

Richard Spencer: Good, maybe I can get a refill.

Samurai Jack: Danny my man!

~Sadly, there is no REAL Daniel Coyote. Instead a hologram is projected in front of the tribes. An audible sigh of disappointment fills the air~

Daniel Coyote: Hello! It's great to see you all. So many familiar faces…so many people I have fond memories of. I'd love to mention a few of you by name but sadly we don't have time. Let me just say that we went with the best, the brightest, and the most cringy…

~Leafy throws his hair back at the word cringy~

Daniel Coyote: to compete! I know you'll all do a great job and make me, Daniel Coyote proud. Now, before I depart…I want to leave you with something very special and spiritual…a true source of inspiration to hold onto when those nights turn dark and cold. It's saved me and it'll save you…ready?

~They lean in, ready for some wisdom~

Daniel Coyote: HEY NOW YOU-

~Danny starts to sing Smashmouth's most famous song. Unfortunately, the hologram is cut off before he can go any further. Chris retrieves the projector and speaks~

Chris McLean: So there you have it…now I'm going to give you a second map that will lead each tribe to their campsite. You will have two days to set up, get to know one another and, you know, survive. On the third day you are to assemble here for our first challenge. Paradigm Tribe…I'd recommend you guys mark the trail with stakes or something so you can find your way back easier.

Richard Spencer: Yea or let someone who isn't wearing a mask carry the map

Manny Rivera: Fuck you, redneck!

~Spencer and Manny Rivera try to scuffle but, again, are kept apart. DeFranco steps up and retrieves his tribe's new map. Killler Keemstar steps forward and snares his tribe's map. The two tribes depart toward their campsite~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 1

~The tribe members reach their campsite far quicker under DeFranco's guidance than Manny Rivera's. Manny Rivera doesn't seem happy. He starts bitching about everyone, openly~

Samurai Jack: Maybe you should remove that mask. The added heat might be pissing you off.

Manny Rivera: No! The mask stays on…fuck you all.

Samurai Jack: Whatever…so where's the ice chest? I was promised beer.

~The lack of response leads Samurai Jack to the realization there will be no beer~

Samurai Jack: Fucking agent is worthless

~DeFranco gives Spencer a pat on the back~

Phillip DeFranco: Did you see that guy over there? I can't wait to vote his ass out.

Richard Spencer: I hear that. Fucking pusses over on the Savage Tribe have no idea what's coming.

Johnny Bravo: He goes by the name Idiot. That's what I call him anyway.

Manny Rivera: Shut up!

Phillip DeFranco: What is wrong with you? Do you even know how this game is played? We're supposed to GET ALONG

~Manny Rivera pauses and thinks. He walks away. Cartoon Crossover's very own angel Whis steps up and drops an armful of branches on the ground~

Whis: Gentlemen…ladies…let's all focus on making this tribe stronger. I think we need to get a shelter built before it gets dark or begins to rain.

Richard Spencer: How the hell did you gather those so fast?

Whis: You guys were arguing for quite awhile

Montana Max: I'm with Whis. We need to focus. This tribe has everything…brain, brawn and, well, all you guys!

~Everyone rolls their eyes and more arguing ensues with Whis, Siri the Leopard and Lola Bunny staying out of it, mostly~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 1

~Epic, hardworking music plays. Frieza is gathering supplies. Man-Bat is gathering supplies. DJ Killer Keemstar is hopping around trees and cutting down bananas. Leafyishere is being incredibly cringy recording a roast on some kid. They are getting SHIT DONE. Jenny and Tennyson prepare to fish. Tobias approaches with some firewood. Aladdin aka Prince Ali is talking about monkeys. It's truly harmonious…this is a tribe to be proud of~

Aladdin aka Prince Ali: So, that monkey idea? What do you guys think?

Man-Bat: I might have…

~Man-Bat looks down at the monkey he recently captured. He looks at it like it's a cheeseburger. Aladdin aka Prince Ali looks at it like it's a companion. Man-Bat sighs and hands it over~

Man-Bat: Here, you can have him…I'll go catch something else

Aladdin aka Prince Ali: Yes!

~ Aladdin aka Prince Ali grabs the monkey and gives it a big hug. We're not entirely sure if the Monkey is okay with this display of affection. With everyone watching the strange scenario play out…Leafyishere takes it upon himself to disappear into the woods. A huge cloud of smoke emerges from some foliage off screen. We turn and see a lethargic Tank Evans emerge…he smiles and collapses onto the ground, falling asleep. DJ Killer Keemstar leaps down from a tree and lands in some bushes. He looks at Evans~

DJ Killler Keemstar: Is he okay?

Jenny Wakemen: Yea, that's just Man-Bat.

Katz: That's actually Tank Evans.

~DJ Killer Keemstar looks around, suspiciously~

DJ Killler Keemstar: Is this…poison ivy?

Man-Bat: I'm NO BOTANIST. But I'm gonna say YES.

~Everyone seems okay with taking the botanical advice from someone who openly admitted they are not a botanist. DJ Killer Keemstar steps out of the bushes, scratching a bit~

DJ Killler Keemstar: Damnit…where is Sam?

~Nobody knows. Jenny and Tennyson finish with their fishing equipment and head toward the Amazon River. Aladdin aka Prince Ali is talking to his monkey, trying to teach it English. Leafyishere re-emerges from the bushes looking relieved and, well, more energetic~

Leafyishere aka Calvin: Alright! Let's build this fucking shelter!

PARADIGM – DAY 2

~The sun rises. The Paradigm Tribe is scattered around the dirt and grass, unprotected from nature. Whis is laying near a bunch of wood and vines he gathered the day before. Manny Rivera is sleeping alone, having alienated his entire tribe. Leafy somehow managed to build a shelter fit for two. Unfortunately, Spencer did not join him overnight. The Leopard and Lola Bunny, the two females, are near one another for warmth. Spencer is up early, filling his flask up with Amazon river water. Johnny Bravo begins to stir with Max a few feet away. DeFranco emerges from the jungle carrying more wood~

Phillip DeFranco: Johnny Bravo, Spencer…you guys mind helping me gather some wood. I don't want to endure another night like last night.

~Spencer takes a sip from his flask~

Richard Spencer: Tangy

~He pulls a small fish from his mouth and inspects it. He then eats it. Johnny Bravo nods his head toward Spencer with approval while DeFranco appears disgusted. Whis sits up, scratching the back of his head~

Whis: Did somebody say work? Let's get to it!

~Whis, DeFranco, Johnny Bravo and Spencer head into the woods. Manny Rivera wakes up and heads to the river for a drink. Siri the Leopard and Lola Bunny stir…he looks over his shoulder and through his mask greets them~

Manny Rivera: Good morning, ladies

Leafy: Someone sure sounds thirsty

Manny Rivera: Well, I was until I drank some of this funky water

Lola Bunny: He's not quenching his thirst over here

~Siri the Leopard agrees with Lola's statement. The masked Manny Rivera seems confused~

Manny Rivera: What are you talking about? The river is right here? Where else would I quench my thirst?

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 2

~The Savage Tribe is already up and moving. A string of dead animals is situated in the back of camp…it's called "Bat's Corner". The dead animals are drained of blood. A cheer sounds from the river. Everyone turns and sees Jenny Wakemen with a fish at the end of her spear. Man-Bat walks over and reaches out, hungrily~

Man-Bat: May I have a moment alone with the catch of the day Miss Wakemen?

Jenny Wakemen: Uhh no, sorry. I'm going to cook this.

~The burnt, torn apart carcass of what used to be a fully fleshed fish hangs above a crackling fire. The members of the Savage Tribe sit around, licking their dirty fingers. Man-Bat is in his corner, with his dead animals. Aladdin aka Prince Ali hands one last bite to Abu, his monkey. Abu screams out and slaps Aladdin aka Prince Ali in the face, hating the taste of fish~

Aladdin aka Prince Ali: I guess he's not much of a fish eater

Frieza: That was delicious, thanks for the offering, Jenny.

DJ Killler Keemstar: Has anybody seen Sam? And what about Bob?

Aladdin aka Prince Ali: GREAT MOVIE

Leafyishere: He's still passed out. Don't worry, he'll be ready for the challenge.

~Tobias stands and kicks some dirt into the fire…a slightly Tobiaslious action. He turns and heads into the woods. Jenny begins to clean up the tribe's breakfast mess. Leafyishere stands and looks around, suspiciously~

Leafyishere: I'm going to head into the woods for some…self-ranting about HeyWatchYourMouth

~He scurries off like an addict in search of substance. DJ Killer Keemstar pats Tennyson on the back, who remains seated near the fire~

DJ Killler Keemstarl: Great catch, expert fisherman!

~Tennyson ignores the comment~

DAY 3 – IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

~Both tribes arrive around the same time. Chris McLean gives the Paradigm Tribe a nice ovation~

Chris McLean: Alright, you guys are on time!

Phillip DeFranco: Yea, I'm handling the maps from here on out. Nothing against Manny Rivera…I think the mask probably got in his way.

Manny Rivera: IT STAYS ON

Chris McLean: Terrific…so, is everybody ready to compete in today's challenge?

~Both tribes cheer. Tank Evan collapses to the ground, falling asleep. Leafyishere tries to pick him up~

Chris McLean: Alright! As you can see, about one hundred and fifty feet into the water on your left are two rafts. You are going to swim out to those rafts and surround them. Each tribe member must put their hand on the raft and KEEP their hand on that raft…they cannot move ahead or fall behind. In the middle of that raft is a pit of fire. There will be four torches on the raft that you can light. While bringing the raft back to shore you will set a series of posts on fire. Each post must be lit before you can reach the shore…once on shore you will carry your raft to the platform you're currently standing on…along the way will be another series of posts to light. They must all be lit before you can reach this platform. Once you've reached this platform you will light the guitar of this giant Daniel Coyote statue. The first person to light his guitar WINS immunity. The losers will see me at Tribal Council tonight…sound good?

Manny Rivera: I do have one question…

Chris McLean: Alllright, let's get started!

~The two tribes are in the water and around their raft. Leafyishere, Tennyson, Tobias, and Man-Bat hold the torches for the Savage Trible. Whis, DeFranco, Johnny Bravo, and Spencer man the torches for the Paradigm Tribe. Aladdin aka Prince Ali looks out at Chris from the back of his team's raft with fear in his eyes. Chris is holding Abu. DJ and Frieza struggle keeping an unconscious Evans afloat~

Chris McLean: Survivors ready? GO!

~The Paradigm tribe gets off to a fast start. Samurai Jack and Leafy are pushing from behind with The Leopard and Lola Bunny at their sides. Manny Rivera and Max push along the side of the raft, keeping it steady. DeFranco lights the first post as they glide through the water. The Savage Tribe struggles from the start. DJ Killer Keemstar and Frieza are leading the raft but struggling with Evans…he raft keeps bumping into them~

DJ Killler Keemstarl: Damnit…STOP PUSHING

Frieza: We can't carry him, this isn't going to work.

DJ Killler Keemstar: Will he fit on top of the raft?

~They lift Evans up and mange to wedge him on the edge of the raft. Frieza places his hands on Evans's back to ensure he doesn't fall into the river and drown. DJ Killer Keemstar nods to Leafyishere and Tennyson in the back…they push forward. Jenny and Sam are at their sides pushing along with Man-Bat and Tobias controlling the side. Aladdin aka Prince Ali is cheering everybody on while keeping an eye on Abu~

Chris McLean: Paradigm with a pretty big lead…but Savage looks to be closing the gap!

~Paradigm Tribe lights all of their water posts and hits the shore. As they do, The Savage Tribe finishes lighting their final post, a few feet behind. DeFranco looks over~

Phillip DeFranco: They're catching up…c'mon guys, we've gotta push it!

~The Paradigm Tribe lifts the raft up…it nearly falls over…they manage to steady it. The Savage Tribe hits the shore and they quickly try to lift their raft…it's lopsided. They've forgotten about Tank! He falls off the edge and lands in the shallow water~

DJ Killler Keemstar: Fuckin hell!

~DJ pulls Tank out of the water and hoists him over his shoulder. By the time their raft is up, the Paradigm Tribe is down the beach, halfway through their posts~

Frieza: We're still in this, let's go!

Jenny Wakemen: Yea guys, c'mon!

~They push ahead, giving it their all. The Paradigm Tribe lights the final post and places their raft on the platform. Spencer hands his torch to Siri The Leopard and motions for her to add the finishing flame. She steps forward and touches Daniel Coyote's guitar…it goes up in a tremendous FLAME! Coyote's eyes light up…it's kind of scary looking…but the Paradigm Tribe is euphoric. They jump up and down in celebration~

Chris McLean: Paradigm Tribe WINS IMMUNITY!

~Abu screams and bites Chris. He jumps down and hustles for Aladdin aka Prince Ali. Aladdin aka Prince Ali picks him up. DJ Killer Keemstar dumps Tank on the ground…the rest of the Savage tribe tosses their raft into the sand with disgust~

Chris McLean: Here is your immunity idol…you all may head back to camp…oh, before I get, here's a lighter for some fire.

~They all cheer. Manny Rivera is extremely excited~

Manny Rivera: Yea, fuck the Savage Tribe! Woo!

Chris McLean: Savage Tribe…

~He addresses a dejected group of Cartoon Crossover survivors~

Chris McLean: I've got nothing for ya. I will see you tonight at tribal council where one of you will be voted out.

PARADIGM TRIBE – POST CHALLENGE

~Manny Rivera is singing a horrible rendition of WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. The rest of the tribe is in good spirits, looking at their immunity idol which is a smaller version of the Daniel Coyote statue they lit on fire earlier. Samurai Jack pats Leafy on the back~

Samurai Jack: Great job out there, Leafy! And look…your face is still intact, amazing!

Whis: Great effort by everyone…if we can get a decent shelter built and find some food, we should be unstoppable.

Phillip DeFranco: Hopefully they vote that punk out.

Manny Rivera: I don't care! We're the winners…we're going all the way!

Johnny Bravo: To the Paradigm Tribe!

~They continue celebrating. Siri the Leopard locates a snake and kills it. She offers it to everyone for dinner. Bunny takes the lighter and starts a fire~

SAVAGE TRIBE – POST CHALLENGE

~The dejected tribe mates sulk around their campsite. We assume Frieza is dejected. His mask makes it hard to tell. DJ sits on a log looking like a bottle ready to explode. He stands up and heads toward the forest. Ben Tennyson drops Tank's unconscious body onto a patch of grass~

Jenny Wakemen: Should he go to the hospital?

Leafyishere: He just has a really good supplier. Strong stuff.

Ben Tennyson: Yea, well DJ Killer Keemstar is pissed.

Leafyishere: He hates to lose.

~We catch DJ Killer Keemstar in the forest. He's alone…his hair is drenched with humidity related sweat. He's disgusted~

DJ Killler Keemstar: That was an embarrassment. We are the stronger, smarter tribe and to lose like that…humiliating. We've got to fix some things in this tribe or its going to happen again.

~Man-Bat is sucking what blood remains out of an animal hanging in his corner. It's reminiscent of a kid trying to get the last ounce of juice out of a Capri Sun. Aladdin aka Prince Ali walks up with Abu hanging over his shoulder~

Aladdin aka Prince Ali: Tough one, huh?

Man-Bat: It was what it was. Appears as though we have some fat to trim.

~Aladdin aka Prince Ali looks down at his waist. He's still in good shape for a man his age. He shrugs and moves along. Tobias is discussing things with Leafyishere, Tennyson and Jenny~

Tobias: I agree, it's the move to make.

Jenny Wakemen: What about Sam?

Leafyishere: I haven't seen her since the challenge…in fact, I didn't see her much before the challenge.

Tobias: Wonder if her head's in the game

~Frieza walks up and drops some wood near their small fire. He rotates his tightened shoulders~

Frieza: So, what's the plan?

~There is a bit of communication through eye contact. Frieza nods~

Frieza: Alright, makes sense to me.

TRIBAL COUNCIL

~The Savage Tribe filters in, slowly. They are still reeling from defeat. Man-Bat is carrying Bob. He keeps sniffing his neck. Abu screams every time Man-Bat comes too close…at which point Aladdin aka Prince Ali smacks him in the arm, preventing him from sucking Tank's blood. Man-Bat drops Tank on the floor, next to a stump. Every other member of the tribe takes a seat. Chris is seated across from them…there is a fire in the middle and a voting area several hundred feet away. Chris starts to speak but is interrupted by DJ Killer Keemstar~

~DJ Killer Keemstar stands and begins to pace back and forth and just as Chris McLean is about to go through the opening DJ Killer Keemstar cuts him off~

DJ Killler Keemstar: "Sorry Chris but I am going to have to cut you off."

~Chris looks at DJ Killer Keemstar like are you serious but Killler Keemstarl continues to speak~

DJ Killler Keemstar: "This is some pure fucking bullshit. We lost. Are you fucking kidding me?"

~DJ Killer Keemstar walks in front of his tribe mates and just shakes his head~

DJ Killler Keemstar: "We have champions. We have legends on this team. No reason we should have lost that. As I look up and down the tribe I see some that want to be here and I see others who are putting on a good fucking act. I mean Aladdin aka Prince Ali was busy playing with his monkey all week but he showed up to the challenge. Leafyishere, Tennyson, Frieza, Wakemen gave it there all also. Even Sam Manson who was busy in the fucking poison ivy with a banana as a dildo competed. But..."

~DJ Killer Keemstar points at Tobias and Man-Bat who are sitting next to each other~

DJ Killler Keemstar: "Man-Bat and Tobias I expected more from you two. Tobias, you are supposed to be this tough son of a bitch biker but you had you finger up your ass. Man-Bat, if you would stop staring at Jenny Wakemen and wondering if you have a chance to get in her fucking panties just maybe the true monster would show up. But what the fuck happened to you?"

~DJ Killer Keemstar then points to the sleeping Tank Evans

DJ Killler Keemstar: "You are the one who cost us this challenge. You should have stopped fucking puffing on the magic dragon and actually did something, Tank. For a Surfing Champion, you were not only pathetic but I would have preferred the monkey helping us on the challenge. So Chris don't even fucking hand me the piece of the paper. My vote is for Tank Now you can smoke all the fucking weed you want. Tank Evans, I hope you have your bags packed as your ass is going home tonight."

~DJ Killer Keemstar finally looks for an empty seat and takes it with a pissed off look on his face. Chris sits back and exhales deeply with wide eyes~

Chris McLean: Okay then…anybody else with anything to add?

~Everyone looks around...there's really nothing left to say. So Chris slaps his knees with his hands and makes the declaration we've all been waiting for~

Chris McLean: Alright then, it's time to vote…Abu and Aladdin…

~Abu SCREAMS angrily. Chris remembers the bite and rubs his sore arm~

Chris McLean: Abu…sorry, I won't forget it again. You guys are up…

~Aladdin stands up with Abu the monkey walking beside him on a makeshift leash and heads over to the voting booth~

Aladdin aka Prince Ali: "Tonight I am voting for Tank Evans."

~Aladdin sends a perplexed look over to Abu who is now sitting on his shoulder much like a parrot would a pirate. After a few seconds of staring Aladdin looks away.~

Aladdin aka Prince Ali: " Abu informs me that Tank beating me is not a valid reason to vote him off, so what I meant to say was that he um...

~Aladdin tilts his head to the left and looks up to the starlight Amazonian sky deep in thought~

Aladdin aka Prince Ali: "Tank didn't help us set up stuff and things this week...so he should go do nothing at home instead of here.

~Aladdin aka Prince Ali and Abu head back to their seat. A montage showing Man-Bat, Tobias, Tennyson, Sam, Jenny, and Frieza heading to the voting area follows with the final shot of Leafyishere getting up from his seat and walking beside the fire to where you cast the votes. He picks up the black marker and writes the name down he is voting for. He picks up his piece of parchment and speaks into the camera, revealing his vote is against Tank Evans.

Leafyishere: You are without a doubt, the worst Surfer ever. Later.

~Everyone waits for Tank to get up. But, he's begun to snore loudly. Chris tries to wake him up~

DJ Killler Keemstar: It's not gonna do any good, trust me.

~Tank scratches under his beaks and rolls over…his hand sort of touches the leg of Sam. Chris's eyes widen~

Chris McLean: I gotcha, Tank…I gotcha.

~Chris heads to grab the container of votes. He returns and stands, ready to read the vote tally~

Chris McLean: Alright I'm about to read the votes. Once these votes are read the person with the most votes is eliminated and the decision is final. If there is anyone with a HIDDEN IMMUNITY idol and they'd like to play that idol…now would be the time to do so.

~Dramatic music plays as we focus on Leafyishere, Ben Tennyson, DJ, Tobias, Sam, aka Prince Ali and finally we ZOOM EXTRA CLOSE IN on Abu! He looks around, suspiciously. The dramatic music stops~

Chris McLean: Alright then, I'll read the votes…first vote, via verbal declaration from DJ is for Tank Evans.

2st Vote – Sam Manson
3rd Vote – Tank Evans
4th Vote – Sam Manson

That's two votes Bob, two votes Sam…I'll continue reading.

5th Vote – Tank Evans
6th Vote – Tank Evans
7th Vote – Tank Evans
8th Vote – the first person voted out of The Savage Tribe and Cartoon Crossover Survivor Amazon….Tank Evans. That's enough, no need in reading the rest of the votes. Security can we, umm, help Tankout of here?

~Cartoon Crossover Security appears and picks up Tank. They usher him across the bridge from Tribal Council and to a nice, warm bed. Chris addresses the Savage Tribe~

Chris McLean: Tough challenge, tough first three days…tough night. Head back to camp and see if you guys can't get your shit together.

~A few contestants are surprised by Chris's swearing…but it is STARZ so, hey, no harm, no foul. The Cartoon Crossover Survivor Theme plays as we slowly fade out~

NEXT TIME ON Cartoon Crossover SURVIVOR: Manny Rivera threatens to take off his mask! Abu pushes Aladdin aka Prince Ali toward an unlikely alliance. Ben Tennyson catches a fish. Samurai Jack learns how to ferment his own beer. Lola Bunny wonders if she made the right decision coming out to the Amazon. DeFranco creates a Leafyishere dart board. Whis recounts to Spencer and Johnny Bravo the stories of him with Beerus and OWNED the Saiyan Prince. Siri The Leopard shows her tribe the many different ways snake can be eaten. The Savage Tribe wonders what's up with Leafyishere's mood swings every time he heads in and out of the jungle. DJ Killer Keemstar tightens up the work ethic around camp. And, Leafy' face remains intact. Tune in next Friday for another edition of Cartoon Crossover Survivor Amazon!

~We cut to Tank's final words~

Tank Evans: Zzzzzzzzz

~We fade to black~