Hello my minions-I mean my dear writers…….Yes! this is the great fanfic written by me! But it will have many short and random crossovers, like Edward from full metal alchemists might come in for like ten minutes, or Raimundo from xiaolin showdown might cut the lawn with scissors…… so what are you waiting for? Read it!
Chapter 1-Ramen
(Sasuke POV)
I was sitting under the tree watching Sakura beat the crap out of Naruto. God, sometimes I, yes, I, the great and perfect fearless prodigy, Sasuke, I fear Sakura's wrath. BUT, only sometimes. I sighed.
"NARUTO YOU BAKA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU GO OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFREIND AND ALL YOU DO IS DROOL OVER RAMEN! ONE MORE TIME AND IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU!" yelled Sakura. Wait, what? Sakura is going out with Naruto? What? That's not Sakura, she'd never go out with naruto even if I told her to.
"I-I'm s-sor-rry-y S-sa-saku-ku-r-r-a!" whimpered Naruto, trying to not get hurt, the typical dobe, but still, I was in great shock that that DOBE is going out with MY cherry blossom. Yes people, I am madly in love with Sakura, but I don't tell anyone because love is a weakness, Itachi told me. (A/N: Itachi's good, he has to be in my fanfic, I mean, who else will join the donut lovers club with Vash, hmm? I thought so. So yeah, Sasuke looks up to Itachi.) So, I just kept it to myself. I hated this, No one normal will swoon over me…… or will they? An evil plot was forming in my head while I was laughing maniacally rather loudly. Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi were staring at me if I was mad, I was to tell the truth, but they don't need to need to know that……..
"What do you want losers?" I spat at them as If I never laughed.
"Sasuke, you were laughing….." Naruto commented. Damn, how am I going to get out of this one?
"No I wasn't, youre just too high off of ramen to know whats real and fake." I told him, and he bought it. How stupid can blondes be?
"But Sasuke, I heard it too…" Sakura told me WITHOUT the –kun….grr…..
"Uh, you're tired from yelling at Naruto, and you're hallucinating things…." I explained. She raised an eyebrow, but I sent her a death glare so she turned away…. I'm sorry Sakura, I had to! I mentally beat myself up, then noticed Kakashi was still staring at me in awe. "What are you looking at, never seen me?" I yelled.
"You laughed…" he whispered, but I caught it, yes, being perfect comes with great hearing.
"No I didn't." I tried to explain, but I didn't have an explanation, I couldn't even tell him to go back to read his little orange book, he didn't have it……..
"Uh, yes you did, Sasuke, are you having evil thoughts maybe?" he raised his visible eyebrow at me.
"Fine, only because you're somewhat intelligent, not as much as me, but still you aren't stupid, I'll let you help me in my evil plot. MWAHAHAHAHAH-BWAHAHHAHAHA-AHAHAHAHAHAHA-cough-cough" I laughed maniacally once again. Naruto and Sakura turned to look at me, and in return, I showed them the beautiful ring that I, erm, borrowed, that matched my eyes. And guess what finger it was, kiddies! The middle one, of course. They went back to their- whatever they were doing…..
"So, what's that plot of yours, Sasuke?" Kakashi asked.
"Well……" I told him the whole plan from start to finish, but I'm not stupid, I didn't tell him I loved Sakura.
A few minutes later, Naruto was eating the 30 crates of ramen we bought like there was no tomorrow, Sakura ad dumped him in front of the whole world (powers of fangirls and a cell) and I was ready to make my move on Sakura and make her swoon over me, BUT NO! HE just HAD to come. Now I'd need a new plot……
"Kakashi….." I started, looking at him with my beautiful onyx eyes, pouting.
"fine, but I'll make the plan myself this time…..
Ooooooooooooooo, who is the guy that made Sakura fall in love with himself? Ill give you a very very very very small clue- he is a chuunin (sp?). What? Did you expect me to tell you his sur name? haha poor naïve children you are…….. review! Or I wont post the next chapter, where something big happens! O and if you guess who HE is, ill give you a cookie, and review all of your stories. Good deal, ne, ne?
