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A/N: You know the deal, falks. R and R, pretty please?
Cast conference
Here Yana and Zoro decide to answer some of the cast's questions, which, as it appears, they have plenty of.
Kurt Vince is the one to stand up first.
"Okay, am I gonna do anything right in these series or what?"
Zoro rolls her eyes.
"You've got issues, right? With your father, with yourself…"
"So I see, but…"
"If you'd only listened to me when I told you not to take the part, but - no, you had to." Greg Vince looks disapprovingly at his son.
"As far as I know, you're in this fic, too." Yana reminds him.
"That's not the point – I'm doing this for money."
At that moment Michael approaches the two authors, smiling charmingly.
"Ladies, may I remind you about what we had been talking about before starting the new season – something like a Big Plan or a bunch of cute green-eyed children…"
Both Zoro and Yana grin.
"No, you were talking about that, not us. Our plans for you are quite… eh… different. "
He looks at them suspiciously.
"Amazing as it may seem, I just don't get it..."
"Aw, there's something Collage Boy doesn't get! Circle the date in the calendar!"
"Shut up, T-Bag!" Michael pouts while Abruzzi giggles in spite of himself. "Anyway, I was gonna ask, am I really going mad or was that scene in the e.r. just an act, another plan to make things…"
"Come on, Pretty, you know they won't screw up your part." T-Bag interrupts him. "All fans are anticipating finally seeing you fully naked in this season, (Yana and Zoro: Ted, the rating!) so things are quite clear about you. What I'm concerned about is my part. You've taken up the whole drama in episode 2, Pretty, though I'd been awake for a whole week. It's just not fair now, is it? Is it, tell me?
Yana is suddenly grinning.
"Are you telling us you want more drama?"
He stops in his tracks.
"Well, I was just saying that…"
"What was that talk of nonviolence, then?" Zoro asks sweetly.
"I just wanna know if I…"
"No." the girls say together.
"No? No what?"
"No as in 'You don't wanna know', believe us."
"Oh… Ok."
"Just a tiny little question – am I gonna wake up at all in season three?" Lincoln suddenly asks. "Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty comfortable with that. Just wanted to make sure I was getting paid to play a person in coma, that's all."
"That's not fair." Abruzzi complains. "I wanna play a person in coma, too. So that I'll have more time to hang around and… What? Why are you looking at me like this?"
Yana and Zoro smile innocently. He takes a step back.
"Look, ladies, I didn't really… come on, tell me you won't…"
At that moment Wardrobe Miller gets up from under the table.
"Here it is!"
"What?" John asks, distracted.
"The chocolate cake. I've been looking for it all through the first and second episode. It has been under the table the whole time…"
"Ick…" everyone says.
"And what's written on the back of it? 690 kcal, and… oh, is that a script?
"A script?"
The cast start advancing on Miller with their hands outstretched.
"Easy, guys… Guys…"
/Punch! Boom! Yayyyyk! Kick! Slap! Give it to me! No! Give it to me, I have to know… Get off me, I'm late for lun… Now I got you!/
Miller who has gotten out of the scrimmage, leans on the wall, next to Yana and Zoro .
"How long, do you think, it will take until they realize that's a 'Teletubbies' script?"
Yana shrugs.
"Oh, long enough to write the next episode."
"That's what I love about cast conferences." Zoro sighs with delight. "These people are just so full of ideas… More drama for Theodore and John wants to be in comma. Wow."
"Just don't overdo it. They can't be all dramatic the whole time."
"Hey, eh, girls, what's up?"
Yana, Zoro and Miller turn towards the door.
"Dave, you're here! A little early, we weren't expecting you before the next 'Behind the scenes.'"
"Yeah, well, just decided to drop by. What's with the guys?"
"Oh, they're just fighting over the script for Teletubbies." Zoro shrugs.
"Eh?"
"They're trying to find out what happens in the next few episodes." Yana clarifies. "Which, of course, you already know. (Tweener grins.) And, by the way… Unless we're planning on a mute episode where everyone's unconscious, shouldn't we tell them to stop fighting before they've thrashed one another?
"Well, let me think… "
Yana and Zoro exchange looks.
"Noo… They're kinda hot when they're fighting."
