Part two! OMG I apoligize for you all that read the last chapter and was probably scarred for life for my overly descriptive mind. But for those of you who liked my perverted mind and had to wait this long for me to continue it. Well enough of my musings, on with the fic!
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It was near morning, a couple of hours since the little 'nightly' fiasco with Xemnas and Saix. The two nobodies were in Twilight Town, outside the door to the local hospital. Saix wanted to go earlier, more like right after their session, but noooooo...as always, Xemnas wanted to be as stubborn as possible when it comes to his well being.
"I am not going." Xemnas said, crossing his arms and turning around to face a stern looking Saix. "I don't need to see a doctor so there's no need for me to be here so let's go." he summoned a portal but wasn't able to walk in it on account of Saix grabbing the back of his hood and pulling him back.
"Oh, so you don't need to see a doctor? And I suppose having a limbo stick in your pants is normal?" Saix said, glaring at Xemnas. The two glared at each other for a while until Xemnas groaned and clutched his 'area'. "Hmph, I thought you said the pain went away."
The silver haired one winced as he looked back up to his lover. "It did stop, just minor pains I can deal with. I don't need a doctor." he groaned, summoning another portal and going through. Saix growled, following his Superior.
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"Sshhhh...there's no telling if they're still here or not," a certain red headed member whispered to a blonde as they both steathily entered a dark room.
"Yeah, well...we're not even supposed to be sneaking in here! You didn't even tell me why we are here"-
"SSHHH!! As a matter of fact, I did tell you. And just so you can commit it to memory"-
"Don't start with me"-
"Look, we are in the Superior's room to find how in the world those two are capable of lasting hours in ther intercourses, got it memorized?"
"... ... ..."
"Don't give me that look! You said that you wanted something to excite you more anyway, might I remind you, you're the one who said I couldn't last longer than your grandmother"-
"It's the truth!"
"Hey! Meh, just be quiet and help me look around." the redhead said, finally turning around and searching the room.
The blonde scoffed. "Don't know how I'm supposed to help when I don't even know what I'm looking for." he turned and headed for the bedroom's private bathroom. Searching behind shelves, mumbling on how he could have been doing better things than this, he came across a small silver key. "Hmm...wonder what this goes to...Hey"-
"Ssshhh! Anyone could be watching us! What is that anyway?"
"I was going to tell you before you told me to shut up. I think it goes to the medicine cabinent, when I tried to open it, it was locked."
"Perfect! There's no telling what's in there if Xemnuts has to keep it locked! Let's open it!"
"Alright alright, I'm opening it, impatient bastard." the blonde said as he unlocked the white cabient. Most of the items could be deemed normal: razors, asprin, band-aids, cough medicine, various other bottles of pills; the usual sort. But one of the larger bottles caught the blonde's eye. "Hey what's this?"
The redhead looked at the bottle quizically. "Hmm...what is this? Oh! It's those Viagra pills I saw on an infomercial once! That punk..." He shook the bottle. "And it sounds like he's had it for a while. The bottle's half empty!"
"Huh, so that's how they do it...come on, it's about 40 pills left"-
"So let's each take 20 and make this worth memorizing!" the redhead grabbed the blonde's arm and sped out of the room.
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Both Xemnas and Saix exited the portal and re-entered The Superior's room. Apparently the 'minor pains' Xemnas described didn't cease. Saix of course, was trying to persuade him to go back but he didn't, even when a sudden surge of pain caused him to fall to his knees.
"Superior sir, please. Don't you think we need to see if this won't cause any other harm to you?" the blue harired asked, kneeling down to help support him.
"I'm...fine. Trust me." Xemnas gasped after the pain subsided. He tried to stand back up but couldn't make it, so he fell back and stretched out on the floor, trying to ignore Saix's glare.
"And why aren't you standing up?"
"I wanted to lay down. Is that a crime?"
"We are going back sir, no matter what." Saix replied, straightening up. But looking around, he finally noticed that the room was ransacked. He growled and immeadiately began to smell the room, trying to catch the scent of the raider. Xemnas didn't even watch; his eyes were closed tightly as he focused on other things besides the pain in his lower body. "Unnhh... ... ...Dammit..." the silver haired muttered under his breath, resisting the urge to massage his still aroused manhood.
Saix's ears perked up, honing in on his Superior's voice. "What's wrong Superior? I'm sure it can't be that bad if you don't see me complaining about my newly opened ass." he replied bitterly, claws starting to elongate as his rage forced out his berserker status due to not recognizing the scent. "Who in the hell did this?!" he yelled, his hair spiking up and eyes turned a violent orange as he looked around the room again, not noticing Xemnas on the floor in the fetal position clutching himself.
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"Alright Axel, I took the 20 pills, finally. Now what?" the blonde asked, taking off his cloak and shirt.
"Don't know..."Axel replied, looking over when he heard the voice speak up. The two nobodies were in VIII's room, preparing themselves for a night of 'bonding'. And adding to the fact that the two each took 20 pills of Xemnas' little 'enhancer', things were expected to be the best. "Hmm...you checked the bottle for how long until we felt the stuff working?"
"Oh no, let me look." the blonde walked over to the counter where the empty botle lay and as he picked it up, his pants felt tighter. "Whoa..." Roxas looked down to see a prominent buldge in his pants and it was only growing larger, straining to be freed from the blonde's trousers. "H-hey Axel! Take your pants off, it's"--
"Way ahead of you, Rox." the red head interrupted, tackling the keybearer to the ground and smirking. "See, told you this would be fun..."
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Zexion glared at Saix as he was pushed into the Superior's room. "You're aleady near being berserk, why can't you figure out the scent"--
"Because dammit I want YOU to do it!" Saix snarled, giving the Cloaked Schemer a good shove. "Someone or something has raided the Superior's room, and there is no telling what was stolen or shambled. So I want YOU to find out who or what did it so I can KILL them!" he added, still oblivious that the silver haired was in pain. And it seems that the younger nobody didn't notice as well when he started to smell the room.
After a few moments, Zexion finally recognized something. "It's faint, but I can clearly smell Axel's scent. It was masked by this nauseating cheap colonge someone was wearing..." he said slowly, opening his eyes to see Saix in full berserker status. "So...I'm just going to leave now..." and with that he quickly conjured a portal and made his exit, leaving behind a rabid Diviner and a whimpering Superior.
Axel...
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Yeah I know I said that this was going to be the last chapter, but since I think I finally have something going, I went ahead and extended it another chapter. So I apoligize for the content of this chapter, as I know it isn't what you all were epecting, nor the fact that I will actually write, for the first time, AkuRoku (gasps) But yes, no worries, it will still have the XemnaSaix you all know and love (if Xemnas can survive that is...Poor idiot ) So yes, enjoy this and reviews are welcome!
