Hiya. Was in the middle of writing the next chapter of In The Shadows when this little bunny started jumping on my head. It wouldn't leave me alone, and even though I should be sleeping, decided to crank it out.
Summery: He was bored and wouldn't shut up. Talking to yourself didn't always have to be a bad thing.
Warnings: Greed's bad language, but just a bit, and spoilers if you don't know about Greed 2.0
Verse: Manga
Boredom
Patrolling the tunnels was probably the worst job they had here. Nothing. Ever. Happened. Not to mention they already had the chimeras watching over most of the tunnels, but ever since those two freaks with the weird alchemy that father couldn't control had broken in, they decided to take extra measures.
So of course, as the new baby of the 'family' it was Greed who got stuck with the least desirable of tasks. Well, except for maybe digging the tunnel, but that was another story.
"Hey Greed!" The voice of the original owner of the body rang throughout his mind, and the Xing looking man openly snarled.
"What do you want, brat?" he asked, not bothering to keep in his head like he normally did, no one else was around anyway.
"I'm bored," the prince said in an whiny voice. It truly amazing the inhuman being how the kid could go from determined and powerful to a whiny brat so freaking often.
"What the hell do you want me to do about that? Amuse yourself," Greed said as he jumped down to another wire. He saw Ling cross his arms in a pouty way inside him mind. He probably would of rolled his eyes too, if he ever opened them.
"I'm in the void of our mind surrounded by the screaming souls of the damned, what am I supposed to do?" Ling asked, which only caused Greed to roll his eyes. He knew where this was going, and the answer was no, no, a thousand times no.
"For the last time, I am not going to let you take the body for a joyride," he said, a complete seriousness to his voice despite how odd what he said actually saying was. It only resulted in more pouts and even a friggin 'please' from the trapped prince. What the hell is this guy's deal anyway? Like the manifestation of greed itself was going to give in to a little begging!
"I said no. You think you can get through to me by begging? I'm Greed, baby, that ain't gonna work here. You should of thought of this before you handed over your body so easily," The black haired man boasted as he came to a stop, not really for any reason other then focusing on the man in his head instead of walking.
"… so I guess this means you wont let me go eat at that new restaurant down by the residential district?" Ling asked after a bit of silence, causing the sin to nearly scream.
"No we are not going out to eat! Just let me do this boring ass job in peace!" he yelled, nearly tearing a pipe by him off it's beams in frustration.
"Oh but Greedy dear! I wanted tonight to be special!" Greed turned around to see his 'brother' cracking up behind him, and nearly growled.
"Shut the hell up you cross-dressing maniac," he spat at the other sin, causing Envy to frown.
"You know, you shouldn't talk to yourself, especially like an old married couple," the skinny man said before turning down the tunnel away from Greed, who was practically steaming in anger by now.
"Shut the hell up! It's not my fault that damn prince is bored and annoying!" He yelled, but Envy didn't even turn his head. "Talking to yourself isn't always a bad thing, you know!" there was still no reaction from the older sin, who soon faded from view, leaving Greed alone with himself yet again.
"I hate you…" he mumbled as he continued down the tunnels, watching out for intruders who were never there.
"Enough to just give up and hand over the body?" Ling asked hopefully, causing Greed to scoff once again.
"Not even close, not even close."
Tadaa, little GreedLing one shot. Never actually done anything like this before, and I've only ever wrote GreedLing once. I hope it was good though. I figure those two had to of had a pretty strange relationship, not to mention it had to get boring just sitting there after a while.
Well, please review.
