yeah! second chapter rocks!xD
disclaimer: don't own beelzebub!xD
"I don't recall doing bad today… why is God punishing me?!"Oga cursed under his breath while facing the floor with his epic fail face. He never did imagined that everything will be as chaotic as what is happening right now.
"Come on, Tatsumi… you said you didn't recall doing bad today? I bet my life you did beating again," her sister sighs as she wolfed down her ice cream bar.
"That's not bad! It's my routine! The only thing that doesn't belong to that 'routine' is meeting a psychopath girl like this one!" he clenched his fist as the other one points to the sexy blond who's sitting at the center of their house, on a cushiony red master chair. At her side were her two loyal assistants, making sure she's well ventilated.
"Ah… that hits the spot…" and she grin in extreme satisfaction.
"Who would have thought that Tatsumi will have a cute girlfriend like her?" his mom barged in the conversation. She just finished making tea and she served it with delight.
"Like I told you she's not my girlfriend or anything!"
"Yes, I'm not his girlfriend…" Hilda told them.
"Huh? Then what are you to him?"Misaki doubtfully asked.
She stood up and reached for him, clinging to his arms.
"I'm his fiancée!" she rejoiced and blushed after telling them her false farce.
"THAT'S EVEN WORSE!"
"Fi-ancee?!" his family jaw dropped at the mere hearing of the word "fiancée". If he could die right now, he would do.
Not so Ordinary!
"So, what's next? What's your next plan in destroying my life?" Oga asked her with a disturbed look. He can't even eye her because his so irritated.
"Well…" Hilda bit her thumb, while her other hand is on her waist, thinking deeply.
"So you really have a plan? You don't know sarcasm, do you?!"
"But you're asking, I'm just answering! Sarcasm, you dick?!"
"WHA—" Oga can't help it but to get more irritated. This is the first time he met someone as mean and as rude as her.
"Now then, let's continue where we left off. Let's see…"
As Oga observed her while thinking, he thought that, well… she's kind of cute.
"What are you staring at?"
"Nothing…" and he let a heavy sigh out.
"That's it!"
"What?"
"Who is that naked baby behind you?" she asked out of curiosity.
"This guy?" Oga pointed the naked baby who's sleeping peacefully, clinging at his back.
"Who else? It's just you and me here, is there someone else here carrying a baby? Duh?" Hilda answered him with a narrowing eye.
"THIS GIRL!" Oga was about to burst. But contradicting his rage, he just can't punch a girl like her. It's not for him to do it. He took a deep breath and he exhaled slowly. Letting all the rabid, he slowly explained to the blond girl who is that kid.
"O…kay… this… guy… is… not… my… kid… to… begin… with. He… is… Mr. Himekawa's… baby… brother… GOT—" before he could even finish what he's saying, he could sense that Hilda was not really getting his joke. He can see black aura all around the room coming from her. He gulped. He just realized that he's doomed.
"What the hell are you doing? Do you think I'm just a little girl who can't understand what are you talking about… you spineless dick…" Hilda moved to him with an intention of killing the fool. Oga was startled by her and he jerked in his seat, making the baby clinging on his back fell. Knowing he's doomed… he is now doomed doubled!
"Shit! Get away before it's too late!" he pushed Hilda aside, making her land on her butt.
"The hell—" Hilda was about to scream when she noticed that electricity was flickering around the baby as he cries.
"Aiu…" the baby's voice started to tremble as well as Oga.
"What the hell is that baby… you're scared of him?" Hilda teased.
"I told you to get away!"
The baby burst into tears like hell broke. He started electrocuting the brunette into smithereens. Hilda gawked at the scene, wondering what the fuck is happening right in front of her eyes. She saw him, he was dead conscious… as she can say… barely conscious. The baby stopped crying and calming down, he rolled back and forth to calm himself down.
Hilda walked slowly to him, checking out whether he's alive or not. She kneeled before him, aiming for his neck, to check his pulse rate… WOAH! He's still alive?!
Hilda jerked out and she found herself sitting on the floor. She waited impatiently for him to wake up and explain the whole damn thing to her. Looking at his burnt down body, her curiosity is killing her. How did he survive that thing? And who is that baby? He's some sort of a devil.
"Goddammit…" Oga woke up and bring himself into a sitting position, scratching the back of his head. "It's your damn fault… woman…"
Hilda's eyes widened. How can he get up so fast? Like it was nothing and he's used to it…
"What did just happen… you was electrocuted… by this baby? Who is he?" Hilda, still in state of disbelief, froze in her position.
"Ah… that kid… he's Baby Beel…" Oga retorted.
"That's not what I mean! Look?! How can he do that? Does he have some sort of power? Is he a monster? What is he?!" Hilda lost it.
Oga just looked at her while she's in complete frantic. And he's enjoying this.
"Is being a princess made you believe in shitty fairytales? Haha! You've got to see your face when you're asking me like that! Haha! It's a complete ass!" Oga rolled on the floor, laughing out loud. Hilda, who's worried just before, was pissed again. She's worrying over an indecent fool. It's time to kill the jerk.
"I was worried about nothing… I can see that you're still alive and kicking…" Hilda glared at the fool laughing on the floor while knuckling her fingers, ready to beat him good.
"No…" he whispered to himself.
She smirked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and he's beaten up.
"So tell me, who's that kid?"
"I told you he's Mr. Himekawa's baby brother."
"Adah!" Baby Beel raised his tiny fists and salute the blond.
"I mean how can he do that?"
"Electrocute me?"
"Yeah…"
"Well… that's a stun pacifier. It is sensitive to emotions and when he's crying or agitated, he starts to electrocute me…" Oga lie down on his bed and he closed his eyes. This day has really gotten into his nerves. Meeting a crazy, psychopath like her is not ordinary for a day, waltzing in his house claiming him to be her fiancée and the likes. She looked at him.
The moon rose high above the sky, the stars enlighten the whole city. The neighborhood are quieter than the usual, except the usual rattling of the trash cans, stray animals searching for food and drunk people going home. He rested like he never knew what that word means. His exhausted from all that fighting he had been this day, a little relaxation is his little reward…and this… blond girl on his bed?!
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING IN HERE?!" Oga jerked from his sleeping position to a 'fraidy cat pose, frightened, with all its hair rising up. The fact that the blond girl is still on his house, the worst part is that she's on his bed will give him nightmares and so on.
"Haven't I told you you're my fiancé from this moment on? So don't get so surprised every time I come here… or every time I sleep with you… or anything…" Hilda told the jerk while yawning. She's not used to waking up in the wrong time. She rubbed her eyes and then she stared at him… she can only see a blurry image.
"AND WHEN DID I AGREE ON THIS ONE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU PSYCHO!"
"I'm not a psycho, I'm obsessed… but if any other girls try to steal you away from me… I could be the other one…" and she gave him a cunning smirk.
And with just one night, he stumbled upon a blond girl… who will probably become a psychotic killer.
"… besides, if you asked me… I still don't know much about you… so I say; let's get to know each other even more… starting tomorrow?"
Oga just gave her a baffled look.
"Now if you don't mind me sleeping… I would take the pleasure…" and she went back to bed again.
"And that's the punch line? You don't even know me or I say you don't even know my name… and you're telling me I'm your fiancé? Shit."
"Alaindelon-sama… what are we going to do with Hilda-sama? Master probably won't agree with this…" Lamia, who's guarding the door towards Oga's bedroom, lost all the strength she has and landed on her knees. Her strength was drained due to over thinking what to do anymore.
"He will never agree with this… and he is coming home this week. How are we supposed to tell him what Hilda-sama has done?" Alaindelon, too, was tired of thinking. They left her blind date waiting for nothing at their palace mansion. They thought that it is still waiting there.
"And who is that guy anyway?! He stinks of poverty… plus he's a heartless brutal carrying a naked baby! I won't allow anyone like him around my Hilda-sama! That guy's the worst. He doesn't even have a single trace of etiquette in his nature!" Lamia badmouthed him to her heart's content. She pouted her lips in jealousy.
"That's very true…" Alaindelon agreed.
It just took some minutes for them to notice that a knuckling sound came out of the door they were watching. A dark aura came out of the door as it opened. Glowing eyes were staring at them and razor sharp teeth were grinning at them.
"You know I was listening the whole time, little brat… and I think that's not the right way of 'praising' someone…" and he smiled. Lamia can sense the sarcasm in his voice… and she started trembling as Oga placed her in his arms, ready to spank her ass.
"Let me go, you pervert! Let me go!"
"No… I'll teach you a lesson first on how to respect elders!"
"You dirty old man! I said let me go!" and she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"TATSUMIIIIIIIIII! You shit! Do you have any idea what time it is now?! You'll wake the neighbors, damn it!" Misaki just came out of her room unexpectedly and threatened her little brother.
"It's this kid, not me—"Misaki slummed the door shut at their faces. He already got a hunch that if it is to happen again… he won't get to see the other day. He sighed.
"So tell me… who are you two?" Oga brought his guests to the living room, sinking his teeth deeper in the situation his in, he interviewed the two.
"I'm Alaindelon, head master of Hilda-sama's family. You can say I'm the head butler," the tall guy with a weird mustache introduced himself.
"And I'm Lamia, Hilda-sama's personal assistant…" she explained with a raising eyebrow towards the brute delinquent.
"Okay… I guess that's enough for introduction… but why is it me? I mean why does that damn woman choose me as her fiancé or anything?"
"Careful with your mouth, mundane! You're talking about the princess!" Lamia smashed the tea table with her little fists as she stood up.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Quiet down… you'll wake my baby," Oga tried to shut her up, with his fingers across his lips, signaling her to be quiet.
"Your… baby?" the raised their eyebrows in suspicions. As they heard a cute snore, they noticed the baby clinging on his back and sleeping soundly. Their hearts melted in the sight.
"Aww… what a cute baby! The naked baby! Who is he? Is he yours?" Lamia acted sweet, like she's asking permission to hold the baby.
"Actually no, he's Mr. Himekawa's baby brother…"
"Himekawa-sama?"
"Yeah… he assigned me this weird job of taking care of his baby brother… his name is Beelzebub… you can call him Baby Beel if you want…"
"Beelze-sama…" and she smirked.
"So back to our topic… why is it me?"
"We don't know either. I, myself, is still wondering what did Hilda-sama saw in you that she doesn't see with her other blind dates…" Lamia shrugged, as if she was disgusted by thought.
"Blind dates?"
"Yes, Oga-sama. Hilda-sama was always on a blind date to find a suitable husband for her. It's her father's command."
"What? Like a real princess…" he murmured to himself. "She's just 16 or whatever, and her father is thinking about marriage now? What kind of family is that…"
"Well… her father only thinks about running the companies, making money and the likes. If Hilda-sama don't marry a guy on the same caliber, her father thinks that he might just use their family's wealth. And the lucky guy who would be Hilda-sama's groom… is like the guy who's searching water in the desert. Pretty lucky I guess…" Lamia explained.
"Yeah, money is money. But I'm not interested in that whatsoever. It all talks about love anyway, disregarding the fact that she's mega rich princess."
"YOU'RE NOT INTO HER?!" the two jinxed at the thought. It's their first time to hear someone say that he's not interested in Hilda. It's like picking a book, and judging it by cover. If it is not your interest… you ditch it.
"Yeah… I'm not interested in money or anything, especially not interested in her. She's so manipulative and dominating. I hate it."
Before Oga could realize it, he saw the two groveling before him. Oga thought it was weird, and yet indeed, it is. Most people grovel before him after he finished punching and kicking them, but these two, just bow their heads in and kneel before his presence.
"Please! Be our princess' fiancé!" the two chorused.
"What?!" Oga is now more tensed and doomed now that there are more people want him to be with her. "All of a sudden? I just told you guys I'm not interested in her!"
"It must be you! You! Even though I hate the fact!" Lamia shouted at the delinquent.
"What was that for?!"
"You're the only one who told us that he doesn't care about the money… you'll gain interest in her… I swear!" Lamia begged.
"No! I already have someone…" Oga said proudly.
"Eh?" from a far, Hilda was shocked to hear him say that.
there yo have it! xD...
the next one would probably be on...
tuesday i guess?xD
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