Chapter One: at the mansion

Meta Knight was calm. He was on his ship, the only place he felt at home in smash mansion. Four months ago he and king Dedede had been invited to the smash mansion to the smash mansion to participate in the tournament. After arriving he found out that his ship also had been teleported to smash mansion to act as a stage for the tournament.

The tournament had not yet started but would be starting in a week or so. This meant all the brawls were for fun and were done in a friendly manor. After a few brawl tests, done by the manager of smash mansion Master Hand as well as his brother Crazy Hand. It was found that Meta Knight ranked first on the tier list, though as many pointed out tiers are for queers. (No I am not using tiers at all.)

Meta Knight saw Kirby walking up to him. Immediately becoming closed he asked "what do you want?" "Just wondering what you were up to," said Kirby nonchalantly. "What is it to you?" questioned Meta Knight. "Well I was just wondering yah now, how I've seen you with your mask o-""Good bye," said Meta Knight, as he teleported away. "Damnit," said Kirby as he walked to the teloporter.

Peach was in the kitchen (insert sexist joke here and say I didn't mean it) and she was steaming mad! Ness and Toon Link had just blown up her entire rose garden (ins- oh forget it!) Then unfortunately Dedede walked in and said "hey Peach can yuh get me a Samich?" "Make you own sandwich ass-hole"

Meta Knight was walking down the hall and heard a ruckus somewhere near the kitchen. Deciding to check it out he promptly changed direction and headed towards the kitchen. As he walked in he was surprised to see Peach promptly throwing Dedede out the window whilst calling him things that should not be said. Meta Knight made a split second decision… for now thought Meta Knight he's not my king. Meta Knight quickly teleported away.