Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Fall of the Kliq

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: T

Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Kevin and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.

Summary: Joanie and Hunter have a baby boy. DX reunite, take down the Kliq and create new enemies along the way.

A/N: Please note this chapter contains scenes of violence and may not be suitable for younger readers.

Chapter Two – The Deadman Hangeth Part II: The Last Christmas

Midland Beach, Staten Island, New York

It was getting late and Christmas was almost over; the sun was leaving for a night cap, though much of the damage done by Hurricane Sandy had been repaired years ago, there was still one piece of trash on Staten Island that hadn't been cleared away yet and that was the cold dead body of Kevin Nash. ATM, the ARK Angels of DX, Shawn Michaels, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman, Rebecca Michelle, Romeo, Aurora Rose and Jeff Hardy arrived on Midland Beach a few minutes after leaving Manhattan. The Montenegros called from San Antonio and said that Tamara and Tristen Nash were at their home with the Best in the World roster. Amy told Brandon and Annabel to make sure they were okay.

"Tell them we're thinking about them and we'll make sure everything is gonna be alright," she said and the Montys relayed the message back to the Nashes while Shawn, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman lifted up the stiff body of Kevin Nash and then Melina prayed for God to bring him back to life. Kevin Nash's icy blue eyes opened and he took a breath, a moment later he stood up and sneered at the men looked at him with eyes of pure disdain. Those men were his brothers once, now they were his enemies.

"That's nice; banding together like the small men that you are. I'm obviously the only member of the Kliq that can stand tall and man up around here," Kevin said to Scott and Sean. "My wife tried to kill me when I put that no good son of mine in his place while you two were kissing and making up with Shawn and Hunter. Have you returned to ask me to come over to the dark side too?"

"If Hunter and I are the dark side than you must be three levels beyond dark; you tried to kill your only child and now you're mad at me for giving you one more chance to redeem yourself? When is it going to end Kev? This madness has got to stop!" Shawn said to Kevin Nash and the big man folded his arms across his chest stubbornly.

"Still calling the shots, even with all of your failures. What makes you think that you can come here and tell me what to do because you're back in the Lord's good graces, huh? I don't give a damn about redemption, all I want is to be the most dominant faction in this wrestling business and if I have to take out my own son so that can happen, then so be it!" Kevin Nash snapped and Melina shook her head while Romeo leaned over to Remi.

"Yeah he's going to Hell," he said and Kevin Nash turned to Melina and Johnny's little boy.

"What did you just say?" he asked him with intimidation.

"I said you're going to Hell," Romeo said again. "My girl Remi here is going to take you there and judging by your attitude you won't be coming back anytime soon,"

"That's right Uncle Kevin; you caused my dad to go berserk when you poisoned him with your snake venom and you are the reason for the assault of several much loved Divas and you are responsible for the death of Vince McMahon. If you don't care about all the damage you've done and intend to continue to do more damage after tonight, then I've got to show you to your final resting place. Come with me," Remi said and Kevin Nash looked down as Shawn's little girl extended her hand to him as a portal opened up on the beach and he followed her down in the fiery depths beneath the surface of the island sand. Shawn went down with them while everyone on the beach covered their noses at the smell that was coming out of the earth. As Kevin Nash looked at the chained bodies and burning people from various ages and backgrounds being tortured by creatures he could not see, Remi walked him further down a tunnel like opening that seemed to get hotter and darker the more they walked into it. In this place the screams of the people there were louder and despite his manly appearance, Kevin Nash starts to feel apprehensive. Shawn noticed his disturbance but he remained silent and kept walking with his daughter who wanted to make sure Kevin Nash knew exactly what he was in for if he didn't repent of his sins. The smell of burning flesh and molten sulphur made Shawn and Remi nauseous but it didn't seem to faze Kevin Nash. When they moved further down Kevin Nash looked back; the light at the start of the entrance was gone, all he could see was the fiery furnace of flames all around him and he decided that he had seen enough.

"Okay I've seen enough, can we go now?" Kevin Nash said to Shawn and Remi.

"No we can't go, at least not the three of us. Remi and me can leave anytime we want but you can call this place home from now on, unless you repent of all that you've done over the past year," Shawn said.

"So you two are just gonna walk out of here without me unless I tell God I'm sorry for what I've done to everyone, come on you're not that heartless. Who in their right mind would leave me here alone?" Kevin Nash said and Shawn looked at his old friend sadly.

"I would; you're hopelessly lost Kevin, I really thought after everything we've been through together you'd turn out for the better but I guess I was wrong." Shawn answered and Remi sighed with despair as her father took her hand ready to take her back to the surface of the beach. "I'm gonna say it again and if you still don't repent, this will be the last time we ever see each other. So what's it gonna be Kevin, will you repent and live, or will you refuse and die?"

"I don't have to listen to this crap, I'm outta here," Kevin said turning around but there was no light and he couldn't see where to go. "How do I get outta here?"

You don't, said the devil and Kevin Nash shuddered at the sound of his voice.

"Shawn?" Kevin said trembling.

He's gone back to Earth with her, those people don't belong here but you do Kevin Nash, you'll be right at home, the devil said and as Kevin Nash peered into the depths of the tunnel facing him a large dragon like face shot up in front of him and he screamed louder than any man ever had before.

"HELP ME!" he screamed but he was lost and there was no way out now that he could see, even his tears burned like acid down his face until he couldn't cry at all. His throat became tight and his skin started to crack from the intense heat burning against his flesh. By the time he realized that Hell was real Shawn and Remi were already back on the Earth's surface with their friends and family.

"He's gone forever," Shawn said sadly and Scott Hall and Sean Waltman shook their heads in disbelief. "He just would not repent for all the things that he did,"

Amy comforted Shawn while Romeo comforted Remi, "You gave him more than one chance to repent and ultimately we are responsible for our own salvation. You either say yes to Jesus or you tell him no and Kevin said no. There was nothing more you could have done Shawn," she said and Shawn nodded.

"I know," he said and he embraced his wife while Trish and Melina looked on concerned.

"This isn't over," Trish said to the Anointed Couple and Shawn and Amy looked at her surprised.

"What do you mean this isn't over, the man's in Hell I'd say that was pretty final," Shawn said.

"You're not the only man in God's rolodex Shawn; someone else has interceded on Kevin's behalf to get him out of Hell. If he succeeds Kevin Nash will be back on Earth in less than 24 hours," Trish said and everyone looked at the Truth in shock.

"Who on God's green Earth would stand in the gap for that deranged psychopath?" Aurora Rose Helmsley asked in shock.

"Your boyfriend's father that's who," Trish replied and Sean Waltman and Scott Hall exchanged shocked glances with each other before blurting out the man's name simultaneously with Aurora.

"Sting?!"

"Oh my goodness I don't believe this, can he do that even after I banished him to Hell?" Remi asked Trish.

"Yes honey he can because that's how intercession works; no matter how sinful a person maybe, all it takes is one person to pray for them, a person who is in right standing with God to get them out of going to Hell. That's what Noah and Abraham did, in fact that's what Jesus did for all mankind," Trish explained and Aurora immediately called Steven Borden II.

"What does Sting have to gain by getting Kevin out of Hell?" Jeff Hardy wondered.

"The same thing that you all had to gain when you decided to take over the WWE; world wrestling domination," Trish replied and Shawn shook his head furiously.

"I think we should go see Tamara and Tristen, they are not going to be happy about this and I don't even wanna think about how Hunter and Joanie are going to react when they find out the man who nearly cost them their son will soon be back on Earth, thanks to the Stinger,"

"I'm really not liking your new boyfriend's daddy Ro-Ro," LC said to her little sister and judging from the screaming match Aurora was having on her cell-phone with Steven, she wasn't liking Sting much right now either.

The Montenegros, San Antonio, TX

Tristen Nash was shaking and Randy Orton was waiting for ATM to come over with the ARK Angels of DX. He wasn't looking forward to seeing Shawn again but he would have to get used to him again at some point now that DX were back together. Randy wasn't as excited about DX getting the WWE back as everyone else was, now Tristen Nash had to deal with the problem of losing half of his roster back to DX on top of his father trying to kill him and then his mother actually killing him to protect her son. 2023 was shaping up to be a pretty bad year for Tristen but it was still Christmas and everyone was trying to keep Tristen and his mother in good spirits.

"Tammy!" Shawn called as the Funkadactyls opened the door to let him in along with ATM and the rest of the DX family.

"Shawn I killed Kevin. I had to take him out I couldn't let him get away with it anymore," Tamara Nash explained over Shawn's shoulder.

"Sssh, calm down," Shawn comforted her and he passed her over to ATM before reaching for Tristen. When Tristen saw the love in Shawn's eyes he fell over his godfather and wept much to Randy Orton's amazement. "What?" Shawn asked Randy noticing the surprised look on the Legend Killer's face.

"I just didn't expect to see this side of you again. I remember when you used to comfort me during the rough times in my life, but that was then and this is now and now I still don't like what you did when you were with the Kliq," Randy said and Amy got Indignant.

"Randy be quiet this isn't the time," she said shortly. "Does he know about Sting?" she asked Trish and Randy frowned at his wife. "I'll take that as a no," Amy said.

"What about Sting?" Tamara Nash asked Trish.

"When you killed Kevin, Cameron suggested that we bring him back to life and give him a chance to repent so that he didn't end up in Hell. So Melina resurrected him, Shawn and Remi took him to Hell so that he would know where he would be spending the rest of eternity but he didn't repent," Trish explained.

"So he's in Hell right now, where he belongs," Tamara said. "What does that have to do with Sting?"

"I haven't finished talking," Trish said. "Sting decided that Kevin Nash deserved to live and so he prayed that God would give Kevin his life back,"

"Are you saying my father is alive?!" Tristen Nash cried out furiously. "My God he could be on his way here right now to finish me off, how could Sting do this to me?!"

"Because he's your father's old drinking buddy that's why. When they were together at WCW Nash and Steven were inseparable and being the man of God that he is, he obviously didn't wanna see Kev get what he deserved for putting his hands on you Tris. Wait 'til I get my hands on that Bible bashing low-life!" Tamara said vengefully.

"If Uncle Shawn couldn't get him to repent, what makes Sting think that he can?" Romeo asked his mother Melina.

"This isn't about redemption Romeo, this is about Best in the World. Sting saved Kevin's life so that he would have an ally to join forces with to bring up the ratings for TNA now that Vince McMahon has gone to Heaven. He doesn't want DX taking over like Vince wanted them to, that's why he asked God to spare Kevin's life," Randy Orton said and RJ smiled at his father with admiration.

"Man you're good," he said and Randy rubbed his son's head affectionately.

"I know son that's why I'm The King's Oracle," Randy replied.

"So what you're saying is that Sting wants to use my dad to help put me out of business," Tristen said and Randy nodded.

"That's right but he's not the only one that wants to see Best in the World fail, he does too," Randy said pointing to Shawn. "And so does the other half of DX,"

"That's not true Randy I want nothing but the best for Tristen," Shawn said and he looked at his godson sincerely, "Son you have my word that Hunter and I will not try to put you out of business, you have every right to be the success that your father once was. I promise you I will not get in your way,"

"Okay I believe you," Tristen said and Randy sneered at Shawn.

"You know Tristen the last person you should be trusting is Shawn Michaels. I'll be your ally, I know how this business works and for once I won't have Shawn, Hunter or Dave and Ric bullying me around trying to make me do things their way: they see me as a threat and they always will and they're right, I am a threat. Together we will make Best in the World rise to the top of the wrestling business," Randy declared. "He doesn't need your help Shawn,"

Shawn was hurt by Randy's disdain but he held his peace and turned his attention back to Tamara. "I thought you might be upset about what Sting did so I wanted to come here and make sure you're okay, are you okay?" he asked Tamara.

"No Shawn I'm not okay I wanna talk to Sting about this, he's put my life and my son's life in danger by asking God to let Kevin come back here, not to mention all of your lives. The last thing this business needs is for the Kliq to rise up again. What the Hell was Steven thinking?" Tamara said and Shawn shrugged.

"I guess he was thinking he didn't want Kevin to burn in Hell. If you'd ever been there you'd understand why Tammy, Hell is no place to be," Shawn replied.

"Unless you're a bloodthirsty, egomaniacal woman, man and child destroying bastard of a husband and father," Tamara replied viciously.

"Well I guess I would fit that criteria too if you go by what I did over the past few months," Shawn said.

"But Kevin was the cause of your degeneration Shawn, you didn't want to do those things Kev turned you into that Irresistible monster and that's why he should be burning in Hell right now, instead of living it up in Orlando, Florida!" Tamara snapped.

"She's convinced me," AJ Lee said and the BTW Pinups nodded in agreement.

"Girls you're not helping," Melina said to the Pinups before turning back to Tamara. "Its Christmas and there's a new baby in town, there's reason to be happy today. Christmas Day was the day nearly all of our children were born, why don't we celebrate that instead of thinking about the bad things that your husband and his friends did to us this year?"

Tamara nodded with a smile and she looked at Remi, Romeo and RJ who were all born on Christmas Day. "You're right, now we have four Christmas babies. How is little Hayworth Horace, is he as gorgeous as his parents?"

"Oh he's a lot more than gorgeous, the kid's a genius," Trish said and Tamara and Tristen frowned at The Truth.

"Hayworth's a genius? How is that possible his father's a bonehead," Tristen said and everyone started laughing much to Shawn's dismay.

"Hunter is not a bonehead he just acts that way to make me look smarter. Sometimes I don't even know which way to put my pants on in the morning is it head first or leg first, how am I supposed to know?" Shawn said and LC looked at her future father-in-law like he was the dumbest man on the planet.

"Its feet first you cheese head," she said and Cameron and Cheyenne laughed at their dad.

"Oh right," Shawn said and now it was Tamara and Tristen's turn to laugh. "Now that's a sound I like to hear," he said and he hugged Tamara and Tristen. "Its gonna be a long day guys but trust me, your father is not going to get away with what he did I don't care what Sting has to say about it. I'm God's go-to guy, He listens to me and I don't approve of Sting's decision at all,"

"You're God's go-to guy, really?" Randy Orton said snidely. "You think the Lord has time for you after what you did to the Pope this morning?"

"He had it coming nobody makes fun of my wife!" Shawn said and Amy applauded her husband lovingly wishing Randy would just shut up.

"If Shawn hadn't acted I would have hit him with a Twist of Fate but I knew Shawn would defend my honor, come here baby and kiss me!" Amy said and Shawn wrapped his arms around his wife and gave her a big "I love you" kiss, much to Randy's disgust.

"I think I'm gonna be sick," he said and he left the Montenegro's living room and went outside with Trish and RJ coming after him.

"I know Shawn and Amy can be kind of in your face but they love each other, there's nothing wrong with that we were just like them before all this happened and now we can barely be in the same room together without you wanting to leave. Randy we're friends why can't you just forgive Shawn for what he did and move on?" Trish asked her husband.

"You already know why I can't move on Patricia," Randy replied sadly. "Because I hate him and I destroy what I hate,"

"No you try to destroy what you hate but there isn't one Legend that you've killed still dead Randy; you take things way too seriously okay? You're not really a Legend Killer, you are going to have to learn to get along with Shawn all over again or God is going to close his ears to our prayers and I don't want that to happen, do you?" Trish said to her husband firmly and Randy sighed.

"No Trish of course I don't want that but do I have to pretend? Can't I just hate Shawn for a little while longer?" Randy said and Trish smiled.

"No you can't but at least you've decided to call of the hit CM Punk and Edge wanted to put out on him," Trish said and Randy gasped.

"How did you know about the hit?" he demanded.

"I knew about it because I'm The Truth: Trish Orton, God tells me stuff that He doesn't want you to know I know, you know?" Trish said.

"No," Randy said puzzled.

"Truth and prophecy are not the same thing, the Truth can never lie whereas prophets can and you proved that when you went behind my back and tried have Shawn killed but I forgive you because you're my husband and I love you. Can we be honest with each other from now on where Shawn and Amy are concerned?" Trish asked Randy.

"Only if you can honest with me about Dwayne," Randy replied and Trish gave Randy a People's Eyebrow.

"Don't you be talking about Dwayne like that, he's more of a man than you'll ever be," Trish said and she covered her mouth when she realized what she said.

"What?!" Randy said furiously.

"I mean – um, oh nuts did I just say that out loud?" Trish said.

"Yes you did mom, are you in love with the People's Champ?" RJ asked his mom and Trish scratched her head nervously.

"I so need a reason to go inside right now," she said and she saw the Undertaker coming towards the house with Kane and his son Garrett. Undertaker was carrying a noose and Kane was carrying a cat o'nine tails made out of steel. "That'll do perfectly," Trish said and she ran inside the house leaving her husband and son fuming on the Montenegros' doorstep.

"I cannot believe I just heard that, dad are you okay?" RJ asked his father.

"I am now that the Deadman's here. Go and get Shawn, tell him he's got company," Randy said and RJ turned up his nose.

"I don't wanna get Uncle Shawn I hate him," RJ said and Randy snapped at him.

"Just do it," he said firmly and RJ went inside and found his mother trying to get Shawn to leave out the back. "What are you doing you can't protect him he had this coming," RJ said to his mother and Amy and Remi frowned at Trish.

"What is he talking about who's outside?" Amy asked The Truth.

"The Brothers of Destruction, they're here to whip Shawn into bloody pieces and then hang him from a tree outside his old home," Trish said and Tristen and Tamara gasped.

"Does Randy know about this?" Amy said horrified.

"Are you kidding me he's gonna watch them do it, come on you have to get out of here now!" Trish said but Undertaker came in through the back door and grabbed Shawn by his neck and dragged him out of the Montenegros' house.

"Dad!" Cameron cried and Cheyenne got angry.

"That's not cool Deadman!" she snapped and the ARK Angels of DX ran out of the Monty's house with Remi, Romeo and ATM. Tristen went to leave but Randy told him to stay put.

"If you want your company to succeed I suggest you stop listening to them and start listening to me," Randy said and Tristen was torn, he didn't know who to listen to anymore and neither did the Best in the World roster. They were all torn between Shawn and Randy and they didn't know who to follow.

"I guess it comes down to one thing," AJ Lee said. "Who's hotter, Shawn or Randy?"

Daniel Bryan rolled his eyes at his ex-girlfriend, "You have got to be kidding me," he said appalled at AJ's shallowness. "Greatness cannot be judged by appearance; otherwise I'd be a colossal failure!"

"My point exactly," AJ said and Daniel stuck his tongue out at her.

"Shawn's hotter," Rosa Mendes said and the Funkadactyls argued with her.

"What are you talking about Rosa, Randy's hotter than New Mexico in July," Naomi said.

"Or Arizona in August," Cameron added.

"His legs are too big," Rosa argued.

"I like big thighs," Kaitlyn said.

"So do we," the Funkadactyls added in agreement and AJ realized that Daniel Bryan was right.

"Okay this isn't helping, let's just go outside," she said and the BTW roster followed the American Hottie to see what was going on only to huddle together in terror at the sight before them. Undertaker tied a noose to a tree and Kane was trying to tie Shawn to it.

"Let him go!" Cameron demanded but Kane and Undertaker weren't listening.

Cheyenne looked at Garrett, "What is the meaning of this?" she asked the Undertaker's son.

"This has nothing to do with me," Garrett said putting his hands up innocently.

"Amy step back!" Trish cried out as Amy went to help her husband.

"I can't just stand here and watch I have to do something," Amy replied.

"If you get involved it will only make things worse," Trish said and Amy watched in horror as Undertaker ripped the shirt from Shawn's back and Kane beat him with the metallic cat o'nine tails.

"No!" Cameron cried and he ran over to Undertaker but Trish pulled him back.

"Stay back!" Trish warned him and Kane repeatedly ripped the flesh from Shawn's back and Shawn became a bloody mess but he didn't say one word the entire time Kane beat him.

"Dad!" Cheyenne cried out and she ran for Kane but Garrett blocked her taking GPS by surprise. "So you are in on this, you betrayed me Garrett!" Cheyenne screamed furiously.

"I said I don't have anything to do with this," Garrett replied.

"Then get out of my way!" Cheyenne screamed.

"This has to be done Chey, my dad promised Stephanie McMahon that your father would pay for what happened at Vince McMahon's funeral and he has to keep his word," Garrett said.

"Stephanie McMahon put you up to this?" Amy said and her Righteous Indignation exploded causing the tree that Undertaker hung her husband from the burn up and Shawn's bloodied body fell to the ground. Undertaker pulled him up by his hair and dragged him to his feet.

"We're not done yet boy," he said and Kane put Shawn on his shoulders while Undertaker positioned himself for the Last Ride.

"Oh yes you are, now put him down!" Amy said and she set Kane on fire and Undertaker backed off as his brother rolled in a burning flame over the grass on Shawn's front lawn. Shawn lay battered on his back but the pain was excruciating so he turned to his chest and looked up through blood-stained eyes at the many terrified eyes of his family members looking back at him. Cameron and Cheyenne picked him up and the ARK Angels of DX carried him to the lake nearby while Amy stared the Deadman down. "I should burn you alive for what you just did. The burns on Kane's body will never be healed, don't mess with God's Anointed, my husband's blood is precious and every drop will be paid for in full," she warned Undertaker before following her family to the lake with ATM and the BTW roster.

"He had it coming," Undertaker said while Kelly Kelly called an ambulance for Kane and Garrett wondered if Cheyenne would ever speak to him again. "Don't worry she will," Undertaker said but Garrett wasn't so sure.

"You and Uncle Glenn just beat her father to a bloody pulp, why would she want anything to do with me after this?" Garrett said.

"Because Cheyenne not the daddy's girl that everyone thinks she is, she reminds of this Diva I used to know." Undertaker replied and Garrett wondered what Diva that was, she obviously wasn't one he knew. "Regardless of what her family thinks, Cheyenne has more of a dark side. Shawn would never admit it but that makes her a perfect fit for our family. Don't worry son everything will work out in your favor, I promise,"

Undertaker kissed his son and they followed K-Belle after the ambulance came to take a severely burned Brother of Destruction to the hospital. Waiting for him there were the Damsels of Destruction who were more than willing to help Darkness get back at ATM for what happened to Kane and ruining their scheduled date for the evening. The Brothers of Destruction made a pact with the Damsels of Destruction that the ARK Angels of DX would surely disapprove of, which made the deal all the better for Madison, Turnbull and Albright.

Over at the lake the ARK Angels of DX immersed Shawn into the water and Melina asked Jesus to heal him which he did and moments later Shawn's body was restored to its former health, the memory of the brutal beating he endured however was smeared on the memories of everyone else who had seen Shawn lynched to bloody ribbons.

"Stephanie wanted you dead, that's why Undertaker and Kane did this. That woman is out for your blood," Amy said to her husband getting into the water with him.

"I know I shouldn't have underestimated her, McMahons are crazy people," Shawn said and he reached for his children who were very upset about what happened. "Are you alright?" he asked the ARK Angels and Remi who were all crying.

"No," they replied in unison.

"That was the worst thing ever, how could Undertaker and Kane do that to you?" Cheyenne said and Shawn comforted her.

"Stephanie must have convinced them that I was behind Vince's death and what happened at his funeral," Shawn said.

"Well she's lying her ass off!" Trish said angrily. "When is Jeff gonna man up and finally put that woman in her place?"

"You're asking us?" Amy said.

"Well I don't know God hasn't really shown me what she's up to He's been too busy with the Kliq," Trish said. "One thing I do know, Hunter's going to be pissed when he finds out what happened to Shawn,"

Randy's laughter suddenly caught everyone's attention, "What's so funny?" Amy said to the Legend Killer offended. "My husband was beaten unrecognizable and you think it's funny?"

"Yes I do, I also think it's funny that Undertaker and Kane just joined TNA," Randy said and everyone stared at him in shock. Randy laughed and RJ joined in, "Merry Christmas!" he said before going back inside with his son and leaving everyone standing in disbelief on what was undoubtedly the worst Christmas ever for ATM and the DX family.