AUTHOR'S NOTE: Have fun with this one. Nothing better than a freaked out Link, right? By the way, the pumpkin thing is done by throwing a pumpkin at the very edge of the Ordon creek next to the arched bridge.

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Link stared blankly at the pumpkin. This was not supposed to happen. It did not make any sense. There was no way for pumpkins to float by themselves, much less disappear. Pumpkins did not disappear into walls, or float just because he threw them in the river in a weird way. Well, he supposed it wasn't the first time something strange had happened to him. There was that time where he accidently fell off a ledge in the Water Temple, and managed to skip an entire room…though he did have to go into the skipped room to get the boss key. Falling that far wasn't fun…for him at least. Midna thought it was hilarious. Speaking of Midna, she was currently trying to get his attention.

"Link! Link? Hello, anybody home?"

"What? What is it?"

"Well, I was trying to tell you that it was a prank."

"Tell me that what was a prank?"

"Ugh, the floating pumpkin over there is what I'm talking about. Seriously, it was a joke!"

Link could tell by her expression that it was not one of her pranks, but decided against pointing it out. Who knew how she would react if she knew that he knew it wasn't her magic causing the pumpkin to float?

"Oh, that's why! Okay, one less thing to worry about!"

"You're such an idiot. Of all the people that could have been the sacred beast…"

Yes, he knew that not telling her was a good idea. She would freak out externally too if he said anything. Midna was already doing that internally. Nobody needs an insane Midna near them, much less Link, considering he was traveling with her.