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Today, I was gonna ask Ava Ningleburgers out. Oh boy oh boy! I was so excited. I called my friend Tianna a whole bunch of times, but she never answered. Oh well, we are all much busier in high school.
The bus arrived, bringing with it the smells of 10 years worth of sweat, gum and gloom. The kids on the bus really need mental help. One was screaming and humping a bus seat. Another was licking the floor. I sat next to Tianna.
"Hey! Why didn't you get my calls?" I asked.
"Maybe cuz I was too busy texting my bæ Gulam Wigglebee!" She giggled. "I think we are just the best couple ever!"
Dammm, she was radiating hearts. Hopefully that won't happen to me when me and Ava are a thing. Sigh...
"Well, I got something to tell ya," I said, excitement and nervousness showing in my voice.
"Ok, talk," she replied, still giggling at her texts.
"I'm planning on asking out Ava Ningleburgers." I finished.
She dropped her phone in shock.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?" She said, looking aggravated.
"Why not? I've known her for 69 years!" I replied indignantly.
"Ok, just get me so I can come with." Tianna giggled, engrossed in her texts.
"Ya, whatever," I said gloomily.
It was a beautiful sunny day, and at recess I planned to make a move.
"Bro! Ya see Ava?" I inquired.
"Yuh huh, what about her?" Questioned Sam.
"I'm gonna ask her out!" I cried.
Sam raised his eyebrows. "Ok whatever man, let's do it."
Me, Sam, And Tianna approached where Ava was sitting. My heart was in my throat. I was doubting myself. Calm, calm, calm! I thought in my head.
"Hi Ava" I said.
"Hey Quesadila! How are you?" She replied, smiling.
"Good thanks!" I replied, nervously tugging at my pants. "I wanted to ask you if you'd be my girlfriend," the words must've rushed out too fast! Oh no, calm...
"Really?" She smiled. Then she jumped up and hugged me. "OF COURSE! IVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!"
Then we kissed for 24 hours straight.
Tianna had to pry us apart at night to make sure we didn't freeze to death.
