Ok, there was a problem. I lied. There were typos. :smacks forehead: Yes. Very very bad of me. And I also forgot the disclaimer. So... Rufus-sama?
Rufus: What?
Disclaimer! Please googly bear?
Rufus::sighs: Laili does not own any of the characters in this fic but the ninja squirrels who are not present in this fic.
Good Rufus-sama. Here is chapter two, named after the line in thesong 'Bad Boys'
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Chapter 2: Bad, bad, bad, bad boys
Elena drove in the car as fast as she could, trying to get to the store. All three 'boys' were seated in the backseat. Rufus in the middle, Reno on his right, and Rude on his left.
"Ok, we are going to get some clothes that will fit. One pair of pants, your choice, one shirt, your choice, and shoes, your choice. Anything else?" Elena asked.
"Hair gel." Reno smiled. Rufus smacked him.
"You don't need any!" Rufus yelled.
"Shut up." Reno pouted and looked out the window. "Spoiled brat…"
"Artificial redhead!" Rufus shouted back.
"Gel head!" Reno shouted back.
The two yelled names as Elena grew furious and her hands gripped tighter on the steering wheel. As soon as Reno finished his last name to Rufus. Elena had it.
She slammed on the brakes, sending the three almost into the seats in front of them. Thank god for seat belts.
"SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU!" Elena turned her head and shouted. "GOD, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE 4 YEAR OLDS!"
"We are 4 year olds Elena." Rufus crossed his arms.
"Rufus Alexander ShinRa! DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME OR PLAY SMART ASS!" Elena shouted. "I FUCKING KNOW YOU'RE ALL 4 YEAR OLDS BUT YOU'RE ALL 23 IN NORMAL LIFE!"
Both boys flinched in their seats from Elena's shouting.
"Do I make myself clear?" Elena calmed down.
"Yes." Rufus and Reno said.
"And for doing that. Rude, is there anything you like to get special?" Elena smiled to Rude.
"Sunglasses that will fit." Rude said, pointing to his bare face.
"Ok. As for you two. You get nothing." Elena looked at the two troublemakers. Rufus sat back in his seat and crossed his arms and blew hair out of his face. Reno sat back and also blew the hair out of his face.
Rude just grinned at the two.
At the store…
Elena and the boys walked into the store. "Clothes. And only clothes. Since Rufus is still president, we stick together."
They walked though the store until a lady stopped them. "Looking for clothes?"
"Yes. These are my… nephews." Elena smiled and lied. "You see, their house was burned down in Kalm and they lost all their things. They're wearing their father's clothes and we need to come get some."
The three looked up and smiled, and waved in their oversized jackets.
"Oh. They are little angels." The lady pulled on Reno's cheek, then Rufus's. "Aisle 5 is boy's clothing."
"Thank you. Now what do you say boys?" Elena smiled at the three.
"Thank you." They all smiled. As soon as they got back to walking, Rufus and Reno were rubbing their cheeks.
"That hurt." Reno winced a he rubbed his cheek.
"God, I hate being little. Grandma and Aunt Sheri did it all the time…" Rufus complained as he rubbed his cheek.
They got into the aisle and Elena sat down in a chair in front of the changing rooms. "Pick what you want and try them on."
Rufus was done with his picking and walked into the changing room. When he came out, he was in a white t-shirt and jeans. "Is this ok Elena?"
"Great." Elena sighed. "Just stay in those."
Rufus sat on the bench next to Elena. Rude walked into the changing room and got into a black shirt and jeans. "I'm good."
"Sit." Elena pointed next to Rufus. Rude went in, picked up his and Rufus's clothes and sat on the bench.
Reno did the same but came out in a green shirt saying 'Don't call me cute' and jeans. "Can I wear the shirt?"
"Yes." Elena got up. "Gimme your suits. Let's get Rude sunglasses and go through checkout."
"Can't we get changed?" Rufus asked.
"Wanna look like a hobo?" Elena began walking.
"No." Rufus replied.
"Then do as I say." Elena smiled.
The got to the sunglasses and Rude began looking. The three waited 15 minutes before Rude got the perfect pair. They looked just like his 'older' ones. He slipped them on and looked in the mirror.
"Ok, set." Rude turned to Elena.
"Ok, shoes." Elena walked over to shoes and the three got a matching set, which was too easy. They slipped them on with some socks and headed for checkout.
Elena picked up Rude first and placed him on the counter. The clerk searched for tags, slid Rude through and onto the other side.
"Wait!" Rude took off his sunglasses and held them to the clerk. The clerk swiped them through and back into Rude's hand. Rude then hopped off and stood next to Elena.
Elena put Rufus up and the clerk slid Rufus on through.
Reno was last as Elena put him up. Reno closed his eyes as he was slid through. Elena picked him up and placed him down; Reno still had his eyes closed and was in a frightened position.
"Reno, open your eyes, your though." Elena sighed. Reno popped opened an eye and looked.
"Hey. I'm ok!" Reno smiled. Rude shook is head.
"It was just a laser Reno." Rude sighed.
"Well, I'm afraid of lasers after what he did!" Reno pointed to Rufus. Rufus smiled.
"Oh, that." Rufus chuckled. "You thought it was off a gun with a laser on it. I still have pictures."
"You have better not…" Reno growled.
"Only on my laptop." Rufus smiled. "Maybe I'll send them as blackmail."
"Boys!" Elena called into order. "Enough."
She slid the credit card through and paid for the clothes. She then escorted the boys out as they were ripping off the tags.
"Now. We are going to Moogle King to eat and off to Tseng's." Elena opened the door and all the boys hopped in.
Moogle King…
"I like to have a salad, medium ice tea, and three Munchkin Moogle meals." Elena spoke into the drive thru speaker. All the boys were pouting in the back.
"Anything else?" The lady spoke in the speaker.
"Three large chocolate milkshakes instead of small sodas." Elena smiled. All the boys looked up and smiled.
5 minutes later…
"You're the best Elena." Reno smiled as he ate his burger at the picnic table.
"Why large milkshakes?" Rufus asked, sipping on his milkshake.
"I don't want a hyper four year old Reno running around." Elena said eating her salad. "Besides, I couldn't get you boys the 'traditional' meals."
"You mean my extra large steak sandwich, large fries, and a large coke?" Rude looked up.
"Yep." Elena sipped on her ice tea. "Now. Tseng is trying to find out how to fix you guys so after we're done eating, we're going to Tseng's. Got it?"
"Yep." All boys shook their head with food in their mouths.
"No eating with your mouth full." Elena ordered.
So there you have it. Chapter 2. And the next chapter will be called"Oh Shit..."
