Dude this is fun- being able to write whatever the fuck you want and it still works, lmao because GTA.

This chapter has a bit of 'fun time' :^)

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He woke up to an explosion and screaming. Like what the fuck man. He checked the time, only 8am. Damn he never woke up this early since he graduated school.

Rolling over he saw the freak blowing up the place. He saw the silver haired guy with some weird weapon on his arm. Man, it's funny how things can't destruct his place because it's his territory and he can do what he wants. The man made eye contact with him.

He looked like a helpless little puppy down there, especially with all the police already chasing after him. He wondered if he needed any help but then quickly dismissed the thought when he saw him easily deal with the authorities with his strange weapon. Interested in what sort of weapon he had, he opened up a window with a flick of his wrist, inviting him to his home. The man seemed unfazed when a window appeared in front of him. Tsuna saw him waver as he selected yes to his invite.

A minute later, he heard the knocking at his door.

"Hello and welcome to my humble home~" said Tsuna in a sing song voice as he opened the door. "State your business and then please leave."

"I am Gokudera Hayato. I am here on business from Reborn to test your capability of being a part of a spy."

"A spy, in other words, bait who is told to gather information only to get caught and has to betray whoever they are working for or they'll get killed," said Tsuna. "No I will not have you test my capability when I have no interest in becoming this Reborn's spy."

"Of course you aren't worthy, because I should be this spy instead."

"Why is this spy position so important to you?" asked Tsuna, the question remained unanswered when the other fired at him with a handgun.

"You know, you can't hurt me in my own home." The bullets faded. The silverette persevered, this time with his strange weapon on his arm. Why he didn't use that in the first place, he never knew. It sent out a red blast of flames, like a flame thrower but more concentrated. It didn't do any damage to him, his clothes however…

Tsuna noticed that Gokudera had not yet fully grasped the ability of the weapon. He continuously fed the weapon weird beige cylinders. So, like, if he got rid of his supply of the sticks, then he'd be helpless right? Or… he could just do the opposite and make him spill the lot. The small flash of the window opening and closing as he pulled out the sticks exposed his weakness to Tsuna.

Tsuna sighed at the other's helplessness. He stepped closer, each step closing the distance between him and Gokudera. Gokudera's efforts were useless and dealt little to no damage to Tsuna. His clothes were being obliterated – basically, he was butt naked.

"Did you really want to see me naked?" teased Tsuna. "I mean, guys aren't usually my thing but I won't mind."

The silver haired teen suddenly became embarrassed and turned around. Was he gay? Who knows, it worked to his advantage either way. Gokudera turned back, pulling out his dynamite sticks from his inventory only to find the other teen in front of him, face to face.

"Thanks." Tsuna dug his hand into his opened inventory and deleted all the sticks he had in there and forced to unequip the weapon he had.

"I've never heard of someone being able to access someone else's inventory," Gokudera scowled.

"Nor have I," replied Tsuna, pleased with himself. He was pinning the other teen, even though he was larger in size (not down there, you get what I mean.) "So tell this Reborn person that his unfortunate subordinate couldn't defeat me and will be under my power from now on."

"What-"

"Oh look he's calling you right now, let's video cam then," said Tsuna as he noticed the ringing window. He answered the call.

"Where the fuck are you Gokudera?" said the man. "Who is this…?"

"Yo~ my name is Tsuna, and the person you want me to be your 'spy' or something." The other man watched the screen carefully. He would have to acquire as much information on him as possible. He seemed to be in his home. The camera then changed perspectives to show the brown haired teen on top of his supposedly faithful subordinate. Another thing was, was that he was naked.

"What are you doing?" asked Reborn, observing the situation.

"Your lil puppy dog is caught in my hands and you won't be getting him back, just saying." Tsuna then paused and then thought of something. "And we'll be having a bit of fun."

"That is rape you are going to commit right there."

"Well nothing is illegal and I'm pretty sure you're not a part of some innocent faction, are you?" Tsuna smirked, showing the edges of his mouth curl up, to Reborn and then ended the call. An angry tick mark appeared on Reborn's forehead. That fucking sneaky son of a bitch.

"Aw… were you waiting quietly for me?" asked Tsuna when he returned his attention to the silverette who was blushing furiously.

The buttons on his shirt magically unbuttoned itself, Gokudera's bare chest feeling the cold. For some reason, he was paralysed – that was due to Tsuna's own special tricks. The brunette placed a hand on the other teen's crotch area and stroked it a few times, feeling the hardness build up along with the colour of his face change into a deeper shade of red.

He unzipped the pants and then pumped the erection a few times before pre-cum started to spill out. A virgin? Or perhaps the first time doing it with a man? Oh well, it didn't really matter to Tsuna.

Gokudera squirmed and squeezed his eyes shut at the new and weird sensation.

Isn't that cute. Tsuna snapped a picture and sent it to Reborn using the number from the previous mission.

Blessing the teen with a few kiss marks, he teased his nipples and rubbed the tip of Gokudera's throbbing hardness and then stopped. It felt like heaven, Gokudera had to admit, but when Tsuna had stopped he really wished it hadn't ended. The pressure would only continue to build, after all.

"Finish yourself off, I'm not your master," said Tsuna, pulling back and releasing Gokudera from his grip. "And preferably, you should go back to your home. I don't want you to make any mess in mine you see."

Gokudera nodded feebly, pulled up his pants and orderly put himself back together then left the apartment.

Tsuna couldn't help but find it interesting to see that others were able to have this sort of ability with the 'menu' and 'inventory.' Then finally decided on something to do for the mean time when there wasn't a mission which piqued his curiosity.

[Secret] Mission: Gather those with Ability X to create Generation X. Reward: Unconfirmed.

They also once said that curiosity killed the cat.

Gokudera softly panted as he finished up. He couldn't help but feel ashamed of himself to have failed Reborn but he was infatuated with this… Tsuna. The way he spoke, the contradicting personality and appearance, the strange feeling of harmony inside him when he was with him just made him obsessed with the other teen.

He couldn't go back to Reborn with such a failure. So where else could he go but Tsuna? All that power and that small deceiving stature, he felt contempt with this meeting. Perhaps he was a bit immodest with his behaviour towards him. His hand brushed against the hickeys along his collar bone and chest. He felt the rising heat in his face as he remembered that. Then it grew to horror. Utter horror (desire.)

He wanted more.

Tsuna twirled the gun around his finger and balanced it on his finger. Chances were that Gokudera would contact him less than 5 minutes from then.

System: New friend request! Gokudera Hayato wants to be your friend!

He accepted the friend request.

System: Incoming call from Gokudera Hayato…

He waited for the call to ring for a bit longer and then picked up.

"Missed me already?" he said. Silence came from the other side of the call. "Speechless?"

"I-I…"

"Hm? I can't hear you."

"I want to be your right hand man!" exclaimed the voice. Tsuna winced a bit then realised that the voice was technically in his mind and not from a phone.

"Well luckily for you, I got a mission which requires me to gather people with the ability we happen to have," said Tsuna. "And instead of being my right hand man, you can be my friend-"

"Thank you!" shouted Gokudera in happiness.

"-with benefits." Once again, silence and then Tsuna's tinkering laughter filled the call causing the silverette to blush.

"We'll start to look for other people tomorrow~"

"H-how are we supposed to do that?"

"You'll have to wait and see." Tsuna ended the call.

"Reborn-" The man stopped in his tracks.

"What." The usually orderly man was in a dishevelled state, with a creased suit and ruffled hair but still spikey hair. He noticed the phone with the picture of a silver haired teen who was too flustered for his own good.

"Uh, never knew you had a thing for guys…" The blonde scratched his head. "I mean I've got Lal, so she'll kill me if we-"

"Shut up Colonello."

"Then why were you looking at that?" asked Colonello.

"The kid I wanted to get as our spy didn't want to work with us and ended up taking one of our valuable assets."

"What are you gonna do about it? It's the first time I've seen you so troubled," said the blonde.

"It is the first time I have been so troubled in a very long time... I'll go myself." Reborn decided.

"Woah! Really?" Colonello looked like he was going to announce that fact to the world. Reborn growled. Something didn't feel right. He could clearly remember the voice, it haunted him. His heart beat would start to go out of control and then he'd break into a sweat. Who was this Tsuna?

This story kind of gets me in the feels. Makes me die from strangled laughter.

Thanks for reading.

Zaira Swift.