Back by popular request from , TWILIGHT SPOOFS!
THE NEXT DAY
Edward, back to normal, swaggers to the garage.
"Carlisle! Esme!" He gasps. "What the hell happened to my precious Volvo?!"
"We got busy," Esme giggles.
"WHAT?! ON My VOLVO!?"
"Well, the Volvo had a nicer back seat then the Mercedes." Calisle shrugs.
"What? Why didn't you use the Porsche?"
"Alice would have killed us before we touched it."
"And you don't think I'm going to kill you?"
"No, I don't. Because you can see in our minds that the Volvo was destroyed for a noble cause in our heads."
"What-? Ah! I REALLY don't need to see you replaying it in your head, Esme!"
"But it was so beautiful !"
"Ugh! Gross! I'm out'a here!"
"Sure, Sure."
"Don't talk like the gay dog, Carlisle!" Edward warned them running out the door before yelling; "Bella! Mommy and Daddy- I mean, Carlisle and Esme are being mean to me!!"
