Hi it's me again. Dang you got to this story fast. Did you like it? Because a friend of mine said it was too simple. Also I don't own Naruto. If I did it would be so, so different.
The next day, Sasuke woke up to the sound of… silence. 'What the Hell! Why didn't my phone alarm go off? I know.. Wait a minute… I don't think I had it last night.' He jumped out of bed and started to search his room for his beloved phone: under the bed, in nightstand, in his dresser, in his be, even in his shoes and laundry hamper. But atlas, no luck, his room was a mess his phone was missing and… DAMN… it was eight o'clock and school started at eight fifteen. Sasuke tossed some random clothes on and ran down the stairs.
Earlier, "Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep…" "Shut The Fuck UP!" Naruto sat up on his mattress and gazed at the object making the noise… which happened to be Sasuke's phone that he picked up. 'Oh just the phone,' he picked it up and turned the alarm off and looked at the time… it was only six in the God-Damned morning. Staring disbelieving at the phone, Naruto got up and slowly walked to his dresser where his watch was. It was the right time and Naruto wasn't happy with it. 'Might as well get ready for school' Naruto slowly started to get dressed and got himself some breakfast.
At school, Sasuke just made it to class on time.
"Hey! Sasuke! I want to talk to you after class!" screamed one of his fan girls. NO! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU AFTER CLASS! THEN I WANT TO TALK TO HIM DURING CLASS! I WANNA TALK TO HIM…"
"Girls, QUIET, PLEASE! Thank you. Now class , take out your books and turn to page…" After that Sasuke just tuned out the teacher. Tug, tug.
"What do you want Ino" mumbled Sasuke as he turned around.
"Do I LOOK like that Whore? And I Wanted to know if you were looking for you phone." murmured Naruto.
"Do you know where it is? I really need it!" Sasuke whispered urgently.
"I do but I just might not give it to you now." Naruto grumbled, still upset for being called Ino.
"Aaahhh! I need it. I would do ANYTHING for it!"
"Anything? Really?"
"Yes! Anything! I just really need it back." Sasuke was frantic. His brother was supposed to call any day now and he hadn't seen him since their parents got a divorce five years ago.
"Sasuke! Naruto! Is there something you would like to say to the rest of the class?" The entire class turned to see the school's most popular and the school outcast talking to each other.
"No, Mrs. Nixen."
"Then good, now open up your books to page 481 and follow along!"
"Meet me after school at …" Naruto listed of his address and his apartment number to Sasuke.
'Great the one time that my brother tells my he's going to call and someone else has my phone' Sasuke turned around and started to listen to the teacher.
At lunch time, Sasuke joined his "buds" at the usual table. None of them usually talked to each other, they just sat in silence. There was Neji, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Choji. They all only said "hi" to each other in the beginning then stopped even saying that after a while. But, today the table happened to be flocked with fan girls as soon as Sasuke arrived so no peace and quiet for the poor Uchiha today.
"Sasuke! WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? NO! GO OUT WITH ME! SSAASSUUKKEE! GO OUT WITH ME! COME ON PLEASE?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCHES!" That got them all to shut up and the duck-butt haired Uchiha dumped his tray in the trash and hid in the library until after lunch.
In sixth hour, Naruto was trying not to get noticed by the teacher while trying to understand the work everyone else was easily doing. Sasuke was even done with this. Naruto couldn't figure out anything past question one. 'Maybe I'll make him help me with this as one of his tasks...'
Naruto was in the middle of some deep, deep plotting when "Mr. Uzumaki? Is there a problem?"
"No, sir"
"Then come up to the board and show us how to do this next problem." Naruto looked at the problem and couldn't believe what was on the board. It was an algorithm problem in a geometry class so he had no clue what to do.
"I don't know how to do this, sir."
"Then I want you out of my class room boy because this was last weeks assignment!" Naruto trudged out of the class while everyone laughed at him thinking he was stupid. The rest of the day wasn't any better for him
Next hour Sasuke slept through the whole thing and guess what... he got detention with the "wonderful" Might Guy. Everyone felt sorry for him except for the one, the only, Rock Lee.
How did you like that? Good... Maybe? Well I need seven reviews to update this time. Also I typed in Sasuke's last name and it said it was spelled wrong and when I clicked on it it popped up chihuahua for one of the words it might be so I got a good laugh. Imagine, Sasuke as a Chihuahua of all things.
