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Previously on… Warrior Cats Talk Show!
Tigerstar: So. Um. Hi..?
Bluestar: [glares] –YOU-
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Bluestar: You tried to kill me!
Tigerstar: Under perfectly good reasons!
Bluestar: And what are those reasons?
Tigerstar: [coughs] depressed… [coughs] crazy…BEEP.
Bluestar: [GASP!]
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Blaze: Ewww, Firestar, is that liquefied poo?
Firestar: NO….OK MAYBE.
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What will happen this time on Warrior Cats Talk Show? Will Firestar drink some more liquefied poo? Will Bluestar escape from the Insane Asylum? Find out in this episode of Warrior Cats Talk Show!
Blaze: Hello! And welcome back to Warrior Cats Talk Show! We are very happy to see you all here!
Firestar: Not so much this time.
Blaze: [blinks] Where's Tigerstar?
Firestar: Oh..yeah…about that.
Blaze: WHAT HAPPENED?
Firestar: He kinda got stuck at the Insane Asylum after dropping Bluestar off, and well, some people asked to hear his life story, and…
Blaze: Ok, we know what happened!
Blaze: [goes off to telephone] Yes, we need a new host for the episode! Right away! That's right! You don't want me to call your mother do you? I didn't think so.
Firestar: So. What does a monkey say to a cat?
Blaze: I dunno. What?
Firestar: Hoo Hoo Hee Hah!
Blaze: A HAHAHAHA. [pretends to laugh] Firestar you crack me up!
Blaze: [rolls eyes]
Firestar: Whats your name?
Blaze: Oh joy. [heavy sarcasm] Blaze Ash Falling Railroad Cake Your Father Is A Monster…..
Firestar: You know what? Never mind.
Brambleclaw: Hello my adoring fans!
Blaze: [gets out phone] That was the best you could do? Grrr.
Brambleclaw: So, what are we talking about?
Firestar: Nothing, just lame jokes.
Brambleclaw: What smells like liquefied p—
Firestar: OK! Lets start, shall we?
Blaze: Brambleclaw, how do you know what liquefied poo smells like?
Brambleclaw: [shrugs] Experiences.
Brambleclaw: I heard my dad was on this show, where is he?
Firestar: He's at the Insane Asylum.
Blaze: [moves fingers over throat] STOP!
Brambleclaw: I know my father has issues, but REALLY?
Blaze: Er, yeah.
Tigerstar: [breaks through windows in a straitjacket]
Brambleclaw: DADDY!
Firestar: Why is it every episode ends up strangely?
Blaze: I dunno.
Tigerstar: WHO TOOK MY SPOT ON THE SHOW?
Brambleclaw: [runs dramatically to father] DADDY!
Tigerstar: Oh. Its YOU.
Firestar: [sigh] I love family reunions!
Blaze: It's not part of the show! SECURITY!
Firestar: Yeah, get Brambleclaw outta here.
Blaze: I was thinking more Tigerstar. But, either one is fine.
Tigerstar: They locked me in this weird place, in this strange jacket!
Firestar: [cough] strait [cough] jacket.
Tigerstar: I don't care Mr. Know-It-All! Not all of us our nerds you know!
Blaze: Even I knew that..
Brambleclaw: [sucks paw] I MISSED YOU DA DA!
Firestar: Your son is as messed up as you.
Tigerstar: [still has straitjacket on] Well at least my son didn't lie to his whole clan!
Blaze: OK! JOIN US NEXT TIME ON… Warrior Cats Talk Show! Thank you for coming folks, goodnight everybody!
THE END
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