Kiba's mischief
Naruto wasn't the brightest, neither was Kiba, but together they stood strong. He came across the green fields, then the small lake where they used to play when they were younger, and finally the forest. The forest where they both agreed never to tell what happened there; being all young and experimental. Once at the Inuzuka Estate, Kiba's mother Tsume greeted him with a heartily hello. "Is there something wrong with Kiba?", he asked bluntly.
"Oh, yes there is. Kiba is grounded for the next few weeks. I'm not going to tell you the details, you'll have to ask him yourself. No, this time he's in it for good."
"Can I see him now, I mean, can I go up to his room and talk?"
"Sure thing, as long as he doesn't leave his room!", she replied shortly. After the short encounter she signed to him as to leave to wherever she was going.
What has he been up to; Kiba, oh Kiba…
He just stood there, trying to think of the possibilities for like ten seconds, then ran up to Kiba's room, and knocked 3 times before entering.
"Wait! Don't come in-"
"Hey Kiba! What the f*ck is wrong with- … You're… naked. I .. will … just leave you now."
While running down, still unable to link an emotion to the scene he had just seen, Naruto became disoriented, tripped and fell. He then became unconscious because of the overload of information, his brain's capacity was just not that extensive.
"Eww, we can't do that!"
"Sure we can, it's just a matter of playing with it, measuring and we'll see who's bigger. And we already know who that's going to be.."
"Oh yea? Well I bet mine is bigger!"
After measuring, Naruto's being a good inch or two bigger than Kiba's, he demanded a rematch, proclaiming he wasn't as hard as Naruto had been. They had sworn they wouldn't look at each other in the process. But when Kiba wasn't watching Naruto, Naruto was watching Kiba, and when Naruto wasn't watching Kiba, Kiba was watching Naruto. So they had come to establish their intimate friendship, with 'contests' like these.
"Oh, get over it! I'm bigger and that's final!"
The scene began to blur, eventually fade to black, and slowly, a new scene became visible.
As he opened his eye, he saw a face, which after a few seconds he was able to recognize as Kiba's. It took him a while to realize that he had been unconscious, the previous thought being a memory, the only other time he had seen Kiba erect and playful. Both scenes were still in his mind and with big eyes his mind became clearer and clearer … "Naruto? Can you hear me? Respond to me, for fuck's sake!"
"Kiba, what are you doing here? You.. I ?"
"Naruto! Sorry about what you saw earlier, but I said wait before you came barging in! Are you okay?"
"Don't mention it, like ever. Anyway, why did you want to see me? I waited for like three hours for you by the river, but your Mom said you were grounded. Why?"
"Oh, you really do not want to know… Anyway, I was just wondering if you could come over, maybe have a sleepover, unless you have plans for tonight? Maybe you should lie down a bit, for now?"
Naruto was so busy processing all the input that he just forgot about what Kiba could have done, and decided to leave it at that. Of course, that was easier said than done.
"No, never mind. I got this. So I guess you can't come with me. I'll just see you later, bye."
"Are you sure you are okay? Because we have all day, and all night, if you know what I mean."
"It's okay."
