I do not own Super Sentai or Kamen Rider. All the characters that I own or the ones that I own in this fic. Those that I don't own are probably fan creations of my readers who I hope will allow these characters to appear in this fic. If not . . . I don't know. They would already have appeared in this fic so I guess the point is moot but . . . meh. Spoilers will appear in this fic to what I have planned for my other fics.
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"Oh yeah, I'm bad!" Ryuuji shouted while whacking the Reindeer Imagin around senselessly. Ryuuji did a lot of movements as Kamen Rider Blaze, all that defied logic as each move would make the hat on his head fly off, only the hat stayed put. Somehow, Ryuuji running extremely fast while the flimsy Santa hat was on his head didn't warrant the hat to fly off. Ryuuji eventually decided to stop the fun. "Yeah, yeah. Too much animal abuse. Let me end your misery." Ryuuji stood still and opened a deck slot that was at the side of his belt. Ryuuji reached into the slot and drew a card. Ryuuji held the card's back at the Imagin, then turned the card around revealing a picture of Kamen Rider Blaze . . . Santa Form, performing a flying rider kick. Ryuuji opened up his belt buckle to load the card into the belt. Ryuuji then closed the belt buckle.
"B-B-B-BLAZE! SANTA FINALE!" The belt announced.
Ryuuji then jumped into the air. A mechanical dragon flew in the air only to transform into a sleigh . . . being pulled by robotic reindeer. Ryuuji jumped on to the sleigh, then the sleigh flew around . . . RAMMING INTO THE IMAGIN! The sleigh plowed through the slow, taking the Imagin with it, then Ryuuji jumped into the air and the sleigh just ran over the poor Imagin. Ryuuji made a few flips in the air. "Ore no Hissatsu Waza, CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!" The reindeer flew over the moon and Ryuuji came down with an extremely powerful kick with no special effects other than fairy dust and magical pings. Ryuuji kicked the Reindeer Imagin, then Ryuuji bursted in flames, thus burning the already defeated Reindeer Imagin who should be dead at the moment. Overkill much? Ryuuji realized that the flames around him were burning the Santa hat on his head. "YIPE!" Ryuuji quickly took off the hat and started to pat it to get rid of the flames. Then Ryuuji placed the hat back on and Ryuuji posed. "Kamen Rider Blaze Christmas Form . . . LEGENDARY OVERKILL!" Yep, Ryuuji was aiming for overkill. Our protagonist, ladies and gentlemen.
"He's . . . too much of a showoff," said Jiro. "And somehow, I am not getting focused on at all despite this being a spin off of Kamen Ride Blaze."
"This isn't a spin off of Kamen Rider Blaze." Sara said to Jiro.
"Wait . . . it's not?" Jiro asked, confused by the fact. "But Ryuuji's the main character."
"Ryuuji may be the main character, but this is in no way a spin off of Kamen Rider Blaze." Sara explained.
Jiro stared at Sara with big eyes of 'what'. "How do you know these things?"
"I'm the heroine to Ryuuji's hero." Sara said.
"Hey, I hear fourth wall breaking that's not by me!" Ryuuji shouted.
"Ryuuji . . . you blew up the fourth wall last chapter, there is no fourth wall to break." Sara said to Ryuuji.
"That still doesn't give anybody else the right to break the now nonexistent fourth wall!" Ryuuji pointed to the sky epically.
Ryuuji's pointing to the sky then caused the camera to zoom into the sky till it reached into the sky where a gap of sorts appeared in the middle of the sky. The camera zoomed right into the gap right into another city. This one a little less futuristic than the world that Ryuuji and Sara were at and there were less riders running around.
The stars in the sky twinkled in the night sky. A man wearing trench coat was walking in to a cake shop for he was buying a cake for his precious wife. After that was done, he made his way towards home. As he walked through the streets at night, he couldn't help but feel that there was some one following him. He turned around, his fedora hiding his face from view. There was no one behind him. He could've sworn there was. He decided to just ignore it, then continued to walk towards home.
He opened the door of his house, silently as he could for he did not want to disturb his precious wife. He wanted to surprise her with the cake that he bought for her. There was no special occasion but he just loved his wife that much. He tried to close the door as quietly as possible, till he was interrupted by a girl. She was a brunette with curly hair and she wore a black and white dress. "Hey Shade-san!" said the girl enthusiastically.
The man jumped a little. "Hikari, how'd you know?" The man asked.
"You always go out to buy cake at this time of the night." The girl, Hikari, said to the man. This girl is the wife of the man.
"So it is." The man took off his hat and hooked his hat on the coat rack. It is revealed that this man is in fact the man last chapter who is called Master Ark. "So, want to eat it now?" Hikari nodded with a huge smile. "Great." Hikari skipped into the kitchen. Ark took off his coat and was about to placed the coat on the coat rack, but then he looked outside the window. Out staring into his eyes were a pair of cold blue bug eyes. Ark stared back, and gave a stern expression. He knew that whoever these eyes belonged to, that person was dangerous.
"Shade-san, what is going on?" Hikari peeked from the kitchen entrance and asked Ark.
The blue eyes disappeared from the window. "Nothing." Ark said coldly. "Nothing is going on." Ark turned his back, and then the camera started to zoom out. The camera flew into the sky where the gap was and traveled through the dimensional gap back to where Ryuuji and the others were.
"So here we all are!" Ryuuji shouted standing on top of train. This was a dimensional traveling train with a hawk theme. It was red and black. That train was strapped to another train, an orange one with a claw theme. That train's name is Claw-liner. "GATTAI GATTAI GATTAI! Now every one who will appear in this story get in!"
"But that's my Vul-liner." Tatsuya whined.
"And my Claw-liner." Yuki commented.
"Shut up, get in, and shut up." Ryuuji said. "I'm the main character so everything I want goes."
"Jerk." Said a boy drinking a soda. This boy didn't appear last chapter but he's here now. His name is Shiroi.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Ryuuji said. "I don't remember inviting you here."
"You did, remember." Shiroi said. "I recall you saying last chapter that the whole entire group plus more people would be allowed to go travel with you."
"How did you hear that?" Ryuuji asked, a little stumped.
"You obliterated the fourth wall remember?" Every one exclaimed.
"And you still have to pay back for destroying that wall at the restaurant!" Aikaru shouted.
"Right." Ryuuji said. "That reminds me, NONE OF YOU CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! No matter how nonexistent it may be! Now who is here that wasn't here last chapter!?"
There were two boys who seemed to be Takoyaki makers. One was named Asumu and the other was named Kyousuke. "We're here." The two said.
"Ok. Any one else?" Ryuuji asked once more.
"Yo." said a man next to Isamu. His name is Kenichi and he is Isamu's cousin.
"Who are you?" Ryuuji asked Kenichi.
"The Author just introduced me, and I'm Isamu's cousin." Kenichi replied.
"Who cares." Ryuuji muttered. "AWAY!" Ryuuji pointed epically to the sky, which then we zoom in to the Dimensional Gap in the sky again.
Ark, now wearing a red jacket and beige pants, was sitting in a café talking with a man wearing a black jacket and white pants. "It seems there's been some trouble going on lately." The man said to Ark. "I don't know why, but it seems the death tolls from the Shadows have been going up lately." Just to note, this man's name is Kumori.
"Any idea why?" Ark asked.
"Well, we have been getting reports of some odd crystalline objects around the city." Kumori replied. "They just appeared randomly out of nowhere. Ever since the first day they appeared, more and more Shadows have been attacking. Any idea what these things are?" Kumori asked Ark, showing Ark a picture of the object that was mentioned. It looked a lot like a crystal with a blue frame.
Ark looked at the object, then shook his head. "I really don't know."
Kumori stared at Ark for a bit. "You know, I like you way better when it's night time." Kumori mentioned. Just to note, Ark has a different personality depending on the time of the day.
Ark looked downwards. "I . . . I get that a lot actually." Ark said sadly. Then Ark's ears perked up. He sharply turned towards the window on the door. Those same eyes that stared at him at night, they were there staring in to him again.
"What is it?" Kumori asked Ark, somehow not noticing that there were two bright bug eyes outside staring at Ark. Ark then got out of his seat and rushed out. "HEY!" Kumori ran after Ark.
Ark opened the door and the figure was gone, but Ark gave chase for the person who those eyes belonged to were watching him. Why was this person watching Ark? Why did Ark need to chase this guy? What was going on? Ark didn't know the answers, but he knew that if he just ignored it, then terrible things will happen.
The figure eventually stopped in the center of town, where snow was piled up high. Ark reached that spot. "Who are you?" Ark asked the person seriously. "Why are you watching me?"
"My name . . . is not important." The person said. There was a shadow over his body, only his bright blue bug eyes showing. "However, since you are about to die . . . know that my name . . . is Tenka." The person came out of the shadows, revealing a Rider. This Rider's armor was blue and black. Most of the suit was black but there were blue spikes and armor all over the body. The blue eyes on the eyes glowed eerily. Ark jumped backwards and took out a blaster device from his coat. Ark knew that he had to fight.
Ark closed the device's mouth since it resembled a dragon's head. A sonic sound resounded from the device. Flames engulfed Ark's waist forming a belt. "Henshin!" Ark shouted and swiped the blaster over the eyes of the belt buckle of the belt. Flames swallowed Ark then scattered apart transforming Ark into a Red Armor rider, known as Kamen Rider Shade.
"Hm, you attack me just because I mentioned that you were about to die." Tenka said to Ark. "No wonder people like you are going to destroy the world."
"Huh, what are you talking about?" Ark asked. Then all of a sudden, a claw slashed Ark from behind. Ark stumbled around then turned around.
An orange Tiger monster was the one who sliced Ark from behind. This monster was a Shadow. It gurgled, "DIE!" The Tiger Shadow clawed at Ark. Ark side stepped away. Then Ark prepared a rapid fire of fists on the Shadow. Ark ended with a forward jumping thrust kick. But that wasn't the last of it. A Purple Wolf Shadow ran at Ark from behind the Tiger Shadow and grabbed Ark. The Wolf Shadow howled then proceeded to bite at Ark's neck. Ark screamed in pain. Ark then punched the Wolf Shadow away. Ark got up, but then a Lime Green Hawk Shadow flew from the sky and swooped at Ark. Ark rolled away and took his blaster in hand. Ark pulled the handle and a golden blade emerged from the head of the Blaster. Ark slashed the incoming Hawk Shadow, but then the Tiger Shadow slashed Ark from the side.
Ark rolled to get a recovery, but then Tenka slashed Ark with a stylish Blue sword that looked like it had a gun mode. Ark screamed after getting slashed. Even with the armor of the Rider suit on, everything still hurt a lot.
"I should just end your misery just now." Tenka said coldly.
"Damn it, why are you attacking me!?" Ark shouted.
"I wanted to test to see how you would react in a situation when confronted with a stranger. Because you thought I was an enemy, you decided to transform. Now I know your true nature. I am now your enemy, and I need you out of the way so I can fulfill my plans." Tenka slashed Ark. Ark parried.
"What the hell are you talking about!?" Ark shouted.
"I'm going to destroy all the worlds." Tenka replied. Ark gasped. "I'm going to destroy them all to eliminate all the heroes and villains. I will create a world where no heroes and no villains exist, this is all to ensure the safety of the future."
"You're insane!" Ark said.
"If it is the only way to eliminate the heroes of the worlds, then so be it." Tenka said. Tenka pushed Ark's blade away and kicked Ark away. The Wolf Shadow came in to bite Ark. Ark rolled away and slashed the snow, throwing snow into the Wolf Shadow's face, blinding it just for a little bit. Ark got on his knees and held his right arm as it was in pain. Tenka walked towards Ark, while the Hawk Shadow was swooping at Ark. Tenka slashed the Hawk Shadow away, surprising Ark a little. "Those in my way will die." Tenka growled coldly.
"Whose side are you on anyway!" Ark shouted at Tenka. A dark shadow was starting to loom over the sun.
"MINE!" Tenka screamed and ran at Ark. Tenka was ready to slash Ark, but then Ark grabbed Tenka's blade with the right arm.
Kamen Rider Shade looked up, the red eyes of Shade staring into the blue eyes of Tenka. "You're really a confusing fellow you know." Ark said in a more calm manner. The shadow that was covering the sun is the moon. We are now experiencing a Solar Eclipse and therefore, Ark's night personality has come out to play. "But seeing as how you're a threat, I must eliminate you."
"Good luck with that, because I am way beyond your league." Tenka said arrogantly. Ark pushed Tenka's blade back then Tenka and Ark slashed at each other. The Tiger, Wolf, and Hawk Shadow made their way towards the battlers, but the three Shadows were sliced away. Tenka slashed at Ark. Ark ducked, then jabbed the Wolf Shadow. Ark slashed upwards at Tenka, but Tenka jumped up while slashing the airborne Hawk Shadow. Ark switched his Blaster back to blaster form and Tenka switched his swords to gun mode. The two riders started to shoot at each other. The Tiger Shadow was shot as well, as the two Riders fired at each other.
"You're not bad." Ark said to Tenka.
"Can't say the same about you." Tenka said arrogantly.
"Then why am I the one with the advantage?" Ark asked.
Tenka fired at Ark, only to then get shot from behind. "What!?" Tenka turned around. The Shade Blaster was stuck in the snow behind him and the Blaster shot Tenka from behind. "What the!?" Tenka turned to look at Ark's hand and in fact, there was nothing in Ark's hand.
"A simple throw." Ark said to Tenka. "You just didn't realized that I threw the Blaster behind you and I set the blaster to shoot you shortly after."
"Hm, I guess I underestimated you, but don't worry, I won't make another mistake." Tenka said, aiming at Ark.
Ark jumped over Tenka and grabbed the Shade Blaster from the snow. "Too bad, not going to give you a chance." Ark said calmly. Tenka then punched the ground hard. "What the heck was that for?" Then ice spikes emerged from the ground and tried to skewer Ark. Ark jumped away from the spikes before they got him. "WHOA!" Ark shouted. Ark then noticed that the three Shadows were about to get skewered. "Forgive me." Ark said softly. Ark switched his Blaster to sword form and swiped the blaster over his belt buckle.
"BLAZE!" The belt buckle announced.
Ark's sword was ablaze, then Ark ran towards the three Shadows who were blindly charging at Ark. Ark slashed the three Shadows and the three Shadows shattered before the ice spires skewered them. A white soul like object flew off into the sky. Ark saved the souls of the Shadows before they were destroyed by the ice spikes.
Ark then turned, to get a blade right into his helmet. Ark rolled around the ground, then stopped and got up. There was a scratch on the helmet that slowly disappeared. "Dang, didn't think that would happen." Ark got in a ready stance, "I didn't think this guy would be this strong, but if I don't get serious, I might seriously die." Tenka and Ark ran towards each other, passing by the Dimensional Gap in the sky that no one seems to notice.
We zoom into the Gap. The Vul-liner and the Claw-liner made its way through time and space. "Any minute now, and we'll be there." Kamen Rider Blaze said as he piloted the Vul-liner on a red dragon bike with a lot of gold and green fins. This Motorcycle is Ryuuji's Densetkamen.
Sara entered the room. "Ryuuji, how long is it going to take?" She asked.
"Any minute now!" Ryuuji exclaimed. Then he realized that Sara wasn't in her seat, and Ryuuji realized that they were about to him some turbulence despite being in trains. Ryuuji grabbed Sara and held her close to him so she wouldn't trip and fall as the trains entered the time and world. "HERE WE ARE!" Ryuuji shouted.
The trains blared out of a time warp and the Dimensional Gap that just appeared in the sky for a brief moment. The time and dimensional traveling trains blared above many bystanders who just wondered why there was a train that was moving tracks in the air.
The trains stopped and every one got out. "So, we're here to celebrate Christmas again?" Syouma asked Ryuuji.
"Sort of." Ryuuji said. "I just feel like celebrating it again and decided to bring you guys here." Ryuuji jumped out of the train, wearing a black coat and black outfit with red t-shirt. There were a lot of chains on Ryuuji's clothes. "Why am I dressed like a goth, seriously?"
"Shouldn't that be us asking you?" Every one asked Ryuuji.
"Nope." Ryuuji said. "Because I actually know what I'm wearing, because I'm the main character."
"We get it, you're the main character." Sara said. She looked around. "So, this is where our son grew up in."
"Pretty much." Ryuuji said, shivering, since there was a lot of snow around and Ryuuji had no sleeves. "Why did my clothes have to change on me all of a sudden?"
"Hey, isn't that Ryuuji?" A man's voice sounded. A man with spiky messy hair walked up to Ryuuji. This man wore a blue sweater and white with blue striped pants. "Hey, Ryuuji, it's you right?"
Ryuuji looked at the man. "LEE!?" Ryuuji shouted. "IS THAT YOU!?" That man is in fact, a twenty nine year old Lee, an older version of Lee from Elemental Sentai Kodenranger.
"Yep." Lee said to Ryuuji.
"You're so . . . BIG!" Ryuuji shouted. "Why are you so big!?"
"Uncle Lee, what's going on?" A girl wearing a pink jacket and beige skirt ran up to Lee.
Ryuuji stared at the girl for a while. "Hey wait a minute, aren't you that Junko kid who is Lee's niece?"
"Yeah, why?" The girl who is named Junko and is sixteen years old asked.
Ryuuji just had to take a moment to process the information. "Oops, went too far in to the future." Ryuuji grumbled. "But . . . wow you grew up." Ryuuji said to Junko.
"Huh?"
"You used to be so flat and now you're . . ."
"ECCHI!" Junko and Sara punched Ryuuji.
"I was four! What do you mean flat!" Junko shouted at Ryuuji.
"And why the hell are you ogling at some one other than me!" Sara shouted.
"You know, I get abused a lot for being the main character, seriously." Ryuuji said to the audience. "I mean, I get hit a lot in Kamen Rider Blaze, and here I'm still getting hit."
"Hey, whose this girl?" Lee asked Ryuuji, referencing Sara. "She's kind of cute."
"Back off, she's my girlfriend and my future wife." Ryuuji said to Lee.
"Oh, nice." Lee said to Ryuuji.
"Come on Uncle Lee, we still have some more shopping to do." Junko said to Lee.
"Coming darling niece!" Lee said happily. Then Sara tapped Lee's shoulder. "Hm?" Lee turned to Sara.
"Um, may I ask, are you friends with a boy named Ryunosuke?" Sara asked Lee.
"Oh, you mean Ryu?" Lee asked. "Yeah I'm friends with him." Then Lee had a sparkling look in his eyes. "And he's still so gorgeous after all these years."
"Um, o . . . k?" Sara asked?
"I spy with my eye a homosexual." Kyousuke said to Asumu.
"Nope, I just like him as a friend." Lee said to Kyousuke. "Besides, he is gorgeous, once you meet him I bet that's what you will say too."
"I doubt it." Kyousuke said to Lee. "And I am sure not going to fall for this Ryu person."
"Whatever, I haven't fallen for him either." Lee said. "But if you fall for him, good for you. I hope you find love with him, because he's not giving it to men."
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR HIM!" Kyousuke shouted.
"Aniki, just stop." Asumu said to Kyousuke.
"But still, this Ryu person is somewhere right?" Yuki asked.
"Because Ryuuji really wanted every one to meet him." Akira said.
"Nuh uh, I just wanted Sara to meet our son." Ryuuji said.
"I don't know who your son is, but Ryu is in the headmaster's office at school." Lee said.
"Ryu-sensei is the nicest person at the school." Junko said. "Every one calls him Ryu Oji-chan affectionately. And then he replies, 'my name is Ryunosuke Rekka!'"
"That sounds too much like Ojii-chan, you sure you're not talking about him?" Ryuuji asked. Lee and Junko shook their heads.
"Just go to him, I bet he'll be excited to meet you." Lee said. "But anyway, welcome to the future! Toodles!" He and Junko were off.
"Um, is Ryu our Ryunosuke?" Sara asked Ryuuji.
"Yeah, his name is Ryunosuke, but every one seems to prefer to call him Ryu." Ryuuji said. "Not that I'm complaining, I mean then name Ryunosuke reminds me of my grandfather, so it makes it easier for me to think of him as Ryu."
"So, let's go." Sara said to Ryuuji. "I hope he'll welcome me."
"I don't know, he hates me." Ryuuji said.
"That's because you're a pervert." Sara said to Ryuuji.
"So let's go." Jiro said to every one. "Follow me, I'll lead all of you to the school."
"HEY!" Ryuuji shouted. "Secondary Character does not get to lead! Only the main character does!"
"But I am a main character in Kamen Rider Blaze." Jiro whined.
"No buts." Ryuuji said pointing epically at the sky, and not at the Dimensional Gap. "I am the main character and I will continue to shout it till it is nailed into all of your brains!"
"It already is!" Every one but Sara and Ryuuji shouted.
Ryuuji scoffed. "Every one's a critic." Ryuuji said, then he shivered. "Any one got a spare jacket they can let me use?"
And we then go to where this Ryu is. A twenty eight year old man was sitting at his desk, his feet were on the desk. He was reading a novel, which covered his face now. He was sleeping, as he was bored. He had the same exact hairstyle as Ryuuji. This man wore a red blazer with an insignia of the school on the left chest and on the collar. He wore white pants and a white dress shirt along with a red tie. He wore his black shoes as he slept. Who is this man? We'll find out next chapter.
"YO RYU!" Ryuuji shouted barging into the room. Or not. The man is Ryunosuke Rekka, the main character of Elemental Sentai Kodenranger! Only he's twenty eight here and and not a teenager anymore. Ryu snored. "RYU!" Ryuuji shouted banging on the wall. "STOP SLEEPING!"
"HUH WHA WHA!" Ryu got up and looked around. "Where's the fire!?"
"What fire?" Ryuuji asked.
Ryu looked at Ryuuji. "Oh it's just you." Ryu said to Ryuuji.
"What kind of reaction is that?" Ryuuji asked Ryu as Ryu was not phased by Ryuuji's appearance. Ryu just read his book, or was Ryu looking at something else and using the book to hide it.
"Well I've already met you many times Dad through time travel, so it's not exactly surprising that you're here." Ryu said to Ryuuji.
Ryuuji stared at Ryu in surprise, not at the fact that Ryu said that Ryuuji's appearance was not surprising but the fact that Ryu called him(Ryuuji) dad. "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M YOUR FATHER!?"
"You obliterated the fourth wall last chapter remember?" Ryu asked. "I could hear what you said while it was last week here."
"I don't get it." Ryuuji said. "And how come you're breaking the fourth wall, you're not the main character."
"Because I'm the son of the main character." Ryu replied. "I get special perks."
"Oh ok." Ryuuji said. "Your mom's here."
"Oh ok." Ryu replied. Then Ryu jumped. "MOM'S HERE!?" Ryu then quickly hid his book and straighten his tie as best he could.
"What was in that book?" Ryuuji asked Ryu.
Ryu was about to answer Ryuuji, but then Sara came in. "NOTHING!" Ryu shouted. "NOTHING IS IN THAT BOOK!"
"Liar." Ryuuji said. "SHOW IT TO ME!"
"You'll find out . . . NEXT CHAPTER!" Ryu pointed epically to the window.
Sara stared at Ryu, and Ryu stared at Sara. "Are you Ryunosuke?" Sara asked Ryu.
"Yeah, I am." Ryu said to Sara. It looked a lot like Ryu was about to cry. "MOM!" Ryu ran up to Sara and hugged Sara. "It's so nice to meet you after such a long time." Ryu wept.
Sara knew that Ryu was an orphan, but she herself didn't want to think what happened to her, but she still knew how sad Ryu felt. Sara stroked the back of Ryu's hair. "Good boy, good boy, let it all out." Sara said calmly.
"HOW COME YOU LIKE HER AND NOT ME!?" Ryuuji shouted.
"You'll find out . . . NEXT CHAPTER!" Ryu pointed epically to the window.
"How come next chapter?" Ryuuji asked.
"Because the author doesn't want to bother with details yet." Ryu replied. Then the rest of the Kamen Rider gang entered.
"Wow, big space you got here." Jiro said.
"Who the hell are you people and what are you doing in my office?" Ryu asked.
"YOUR OFFICE!?" Ryuuji shouted. "I thought it was Ojii-chan's!"
"I'm the headmaster of school." Ryu replied. "So it's my office."
"HUH!?"
"All details will be covered . . . NEXT CHAPTER!" Ryu shouted.
"You're weird." Ryuuji said. "A tad too weird. YOU'RE NOT ACTING LIKE RYU!"
"Wait till next chapter to get explanations, but until then, WAIT!" Ryu shouted.
"Oh come on, I hate waiting." Ryuuji whined.
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And so, this ends chapter 2. Hope you guys like, so please review.
