Go Fund You Not

Chapter 2

By Shadowgate

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Heidi and Eric got together.

Eric said "I can't fucking believe that idiot got back in touch with me after all these years. Oh man and this wasn't my only fucking mistake. Kenny, Stan, Kyle and I were responsible for the bullshit that failed like a bad motherfucker."

Heidi recalled how she remembered it and said "Butters burnt down the fucking gym."

Cartman held his head like he had a headache.

Heidi said "we better get together with the Marshes and Broflovskis.

30 minutes later they're all over at the Marsh Residence.

Kyle said "Cartman I have to know how that dumb motherfucker got back in touch with you? It was bad enough we were all stupid enough to believe we could drop out of elementary school and become billionaires."

Stan replied "I was stupid enough to think I'd be dripping in bitches. Then I felt animosity toward Clyde Donovan just for repeating what I said."

Wendy said "I know you learned a big lesson from that."

Wendy wrapped her arms around Stan.

Stan let Wendy know "I sure did learn a big lesson. It sucks when you're a school boy and a classmate burns down the gymnasium."

Wendy said "no shit that's a very bad thing."

Heidi said "we need to talk to our kids about this. I already talked to Melissa about it so that way they don't go off on a wild goose chase like this."

Jerry and Kate were behind them all along. Jerry spoke up "we know about it. Melissa told us about it."

Heidi slammed her hand down on the coffee table and yelled "I TOLD HER NOT TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THAT!"

Kate said "it gets worse we think she might be carrying out a similar plan that you guys did that got you in deep shit."

Kyle yelled "Oh Goddamn it she really takes after you Eric. Oh and furthermore Kate you're not allowed to cuss because you're too young."

Kate replied back "oh like you never cussed in front of your parents you hypocrite."

Kyle gave his daughter a quick swat.

She let out a yelp.

Wendy said "we have to stop her then if she's trying to start up a Go Fund Yourself Project."

Jerry said "leave it to me mom."

TO BE CONTINUED