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Chapter 2: Not Gonna Get Us... oh wait
Audrey skipped happily on there way back to the hotel. Hands heavy with shopping bags, bouncing side to side. She sang the lyrics to the Butterfly song, accompanied by Jennifer. As they were passing a hotel, they found it surrounded by men.
Upon catching sight of the two girls the men parted letting a single figure come forward, the L cosplayer from earlier. He stared over at the two scantily dressed girls in school girl uniforms. "You two are now under arrest under the suspicion of being Kira," he gnawed on his thumb, waiting to gauge their reaction.
"L, just because Jennifer can't sing well, it doesn't mean you can arrest us. Its the Samurai Song, everyone loves the Samurai Song no matter who sings it," Audrey said and waved her hand dismissively. Her bags shook and revealed a glimpse of a lacy black bra.
"Who are you saying can't sing Audrey?" Jennifer said. "Obviously you didn't see the bystanders flinch when you tried to hit those high notes in that song. And I thought we went over this already, it's called Butterfly not the Samurai Song... How many times are you going to make this mistake?" She reached a hand up to push a strand of hair out of her mouth. A fluffy ear flopping out the side of the bag.
"Really Jenn, you can't possibly think that I can't sing. I was in elite choir at our school. Anyways as we have often discussed, its the Samurai Song. We decided to agree to disagree in this particular topic ages ago. Why do you always insist on bringing that up?" Audrey asked as she turned to completely face Jennifer.
"I didn't say you couldn't sing I was just talking about those high notes of yours... You may have been in the Elite choir but that doesn't mean you can sing every note out there," she stuck her tongue out. "And when did we discuss to agree to disagree? Or is this one of those times where you create an agreement out of thin air like how I 'supposedly," she put air quotes around this word, "agreed to never bring up that month long relationship of yours?" she raised an eyebrow.
"How dare you, on all accounts. We said we'd never bring that up ever again. You swore on it, you bitch." Audrey said as she slapped Jennifer's shoulder lightly. "Anyway I can sing my high notes perfectly fine, besides we decided a long time ago to disagree on this topic. Never bring it up again!" Audrey said turning away.
L stared at the two females bickering, clearly ignoring his comment of arresting them. He gestured for the men around him to surround the girls and take them into their custody.
Jennifer noticed the group slowly attempting to surround them. So she suddenly turned her focus to the raven haired insomniac. "Sorry about that but we aren't really in the mood to role play. We've had a long day, we want to go through our hauls, take a shower, you know girl stuff," she smiled. She started to make her way through the crowd only to be stopped by the group of men.
"Yeah I don't want to miss my soaps," Audrey chimed in.
L stared blankly at them, "You two are to be arrested under the suspicion of being Kira."
"You should really stop, don't you think your taking the whole cosplayer thing a little too far. I mean Kira, really?" Audrey said annoyed. "That's like locking Sookie and Bill in a trunk again."
"Yeah you are going way to far, I'm all for being in character and all but the mask has to come off sometime dude. Besides you have to go through the American Consulate before you can take us into custody," Jennifer sighed exasperated by the whole situation.
"There are no legal records of a Ms. Buffy Summers or a Ms. Laura Croft entering Japan." L said.
"Dude, we've saved the world soo many times, how can you not know who we are," Audrey said rolling her eyes. "Buffy was even commissioned to stake Edward."
L dismissed her comment and continued as if nothing had happened. "Since you two are obviously illegally here or trying to impede my investigation by giving false identities, I have the right to take you two into custody," he gestured for the men to cuff the girls.
"Umm, Jenn I think its time to take a page out up my book and ah, scatter," Audrey said as she pulled Jenn through a gap between two men. "Your not gonna get us," Audrey sang in a high pitched voice as she ran away. Jennifer laughed and echoed Audrey.
L watched as the tall, pale girl was dragged along by Laura. It would not be difficult to track them. The men he had hired for this arrest merely stood around him, dumb struck by the teenagers. L coughed, "And why, may I ask, are you not following them?" As if stirred on by his comment the men went off in a fast sprint.
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Audrey pulled Jennifer into a clothing store, they rushed into the dressing rooms and she proceeded to strip and pull on her set of white Lolita cosplay, plus her new wig, that fell to her mid-back in a chic blue sheet. "Hurry, or we'll be caught." Audrey said as she glanced out their door, to watch the customers. She slipped on her new white buckled flats and pulled out her parasol, waiting patiently for Jennifer to finish.
Jennifer quickly followed Audrey stripping down to her underthings sliding the frilly, corseted, white lolita outfit Audrey had begged her to buy. She slide on a curly, pigtailed pink wig feeling around to make sure there were no stray hairs. She deftly buckled her newly bought boots, pulling out her matching parasol and glanced over to Audrey. "Wait till they get a load of us neh?"
They left the store and opened their parasols simultaneously, their bags rustling. They walked with the flow of crowd, chatting idly in french, glancing around at the men in suits. "C'est un appel à proximité," Audrey said.
"Certes, mais nous ne sommes pas encore en clair," Jennifer said sighing.
L reached out, grabbing Laura by the wrist.
Audrey turned around and noticing the L cosplayer, she screamed. "Le viol! Aider quelqu'un, n'importe qui! S'il vous plaît!" She ripped her hand from him and hid behind Jennifer.
L stared blankly, inspecting the girl's changed attire, "And how did you suppose you would avoid me dressed like this?"
"Lâchez-moi, vous l'homme de manière inconsidérée!" Audrey said outraged. "Qu'est-ce que cet imbécile dire?"
"Parlez-vous français?" Jennifer said, glaring at L.
"En effet, je ne," L said. "Bien que cela me surprend deux adolescents américains savent le parler."
"Américain? Qu'allez-vous sur le sujet?" Audrey asked confused. "C'est d'ailleurs le point. Pourquoi avez-vous si rudement me saisir? I, non nous ne vous connais même pas."
L signalled the men to capture the girls. As if on cue a nondescript white van pulled up beside them. "You two are to be arrested under the suspicion of being Kira." The girls were slowly dragged towards the van. However not without a fight.
"Qu'est-ce? Pourquoi? Pour quels motifs?" Audrey demanded.
L dismissed Audrey yet again.
Jennifer smacked a hand that had wandered a little too high up, "Watch the hands."
The two girls were then promptly tossed into the van.
Audrey, Jennifer and L's conversation in French.
1. That was a close call
2. True but we aren't in the clear yet
3. Rape! Help someone, anyone! Please!
4. Let go of me, you ill manner man! - What is this fool saying?
5. Do you speak french?
6. Indeed I do. - Though it surprises me two American teenagers would know how to speak it.
7. American? What are you going on about? - That is besides the point. Why did you so rudely grab me? I, no we don't even know you.
8. What? Why? On what grounds?
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Blind folded they were lead through a building, until the came to a stop. They were both thrown into a room, landing roughly on the floor. They heard the sound of a door locking and ripped off their blind folds.
"Where are we?" Audrey asked scared glancing around the room. "Its a cell, he wasn't lying. Is this a prison and why is there only one bed."
"I think you're seeing things that isn't a bed. Its a cot with sheets," Jennifer said bluntly. "Obviously this guy is more deranged than Russel."
"But how long will we be here?" Audrey asked "What are we going to do?"
"What could we really do at this point? I mean we are locked up. Not much room for attempting things." Jennifer sighed.
"But what about our stuff? They took it." Audrey wondered
L stared at the two girls freaking out at their obvious discomfort in the situation. He pressed a button in front of him and said clearly into the microphone, "Your possessions are in our custody. They will be returned if you are cleared of all suspicions." His voice came out scrambled on the other end.
"God, is that you?" Audrey asked staring blankly at the tile ceiling. She was laid out on the floor, her hair spread about her head and her arms outstretched.
L pressed the button again, "While I can not say I haven't been called that before it is incorrect. I am L."
Jennifer yawned in a jaw dislocating way then replied, "Of course not. God doesn't use a voice scrambler to talk to people."
"So its the Devil?" Audrey asked, flopping on to her stomach and covering her ears. "Leave me alone! I've already gone through this therapy. Go away!" Audrey screamed.
"He already said he was L. Obviously the therapy didn't work as well as we thought if you still act like that." Jennifer yawned again. "And thank you again L for setting her off. You can turn off the volume to this room. I can't." She glared at the video camera.
"He's lying Jenn, he's lying. You know he does that," Audrey said whimpering.
Jennifer gave Audrey a blank look then roll onto her stomach to attempt to sleep.
Audrey began to whisper the holy rosary, in an attempt to banish the Devil from her. Hours later succumbing to sleep.
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Author's Note: Hope you enjoyed the chappie. We might have ranted. So begins the contest remember to review and guess how many references there were.
