Episode 2: The First Dares from a Reviewer! Or, Maybe We Can Write it Properly

Redfang is there, obviously. "Welcome back to another episode of The Warriors Truth or Dare Show! I'm your host, Redfang!"

Willowheart bounces on her paws with a crazed look on her face. "I'm Willowheart!"

Silverstreak is crying in the corner.

Honeyleaf wipes a tear from her face. "She's crying because we ran out of cocoa."

As if to accentuate the medicine cat's statement, Silverstreak lets out a wail. "COCOA! NOOOO!"

"And I'm Prismpaw." Prismpaw is pouting. "I dropped my antique glass 3DS onto Solpaw's high-tech pure titanium 3DS and mine shattered into a trillion pieces."

Lemonpaw pouts back. "Well, now mine has a dent."

"It's titanium! It is unbreakable!"

Lemonpaw sniffs. "Or so they say."

Shinyheart intercepts them. "Hello, my kits? Do you want to keep pouting, or do you want me to make you in a better mood?" She practices a kiss in the air.

Solpaw, Lemonpaw, Rainbowpaw, Prismpaw, and Fernpaw scatter.

Shinyheart shrugs. "Oh well. Soon I'll have some new kits to kiss!" She grins.

Smokesplash asks, "Whose kits are they now?"

Patchclaw grins. "Mine."

Smokesplash gives him a surprised look, which quickly vanishes as Shinyheart gives Patchclaw a kiss on the cheek.

"Okay, everyone!" Redfang announces. "Now we have some truths and dares from actual people on the site! And they are all from the same person! Darkpetal09!"

Everyone cheers, and Solpaw yowls, "Thanks, Darky!"

At her computer/phone/whatever, Darkpetal blushes. "Don't mention it!" she says modestly, but her eyes are shining.

"One thing, Darkpetal," Redfang mews. "We won't be using them all. Whichever ones Mothstar likes will be in here. Ones she doesn't like are gay dares, making out, forced mating, etc. So yeah, she won't use all of the dares you submit, unless they are good by her standards. First up we have a truth for Jayfeather!"

Jayfeather appears. "Here again...?" He moans. "I hate here."

Offended, Mothstar appears and fakes a slap across his face, then leaves. "I wouldn't really slap anyone unless I really had to," she growls as she poofs away.

Jayfeather, staring wide-eyed at the spot where Mothstar vanished, jumps when Solpaw pokes him.

"Jayfeather," Solpaw asks solemnly, "did you ever wish you were a she-cat?"

"No!" Jayfeather snaps. "What kind of question is that?" He poofs away.

"Lovely," Prismpaw notes dryly. "That truth ended in a very lovely manner."

"Well," Redfang says, "Mothstar only used that one to encourage people to submit truths as well as dares. Next, we have a dare for Lionblaze!"

Lionblaze poofs up, pie in paw, and is soon poofed to the WindClan camp. The whole cast rushes to the screen.

Lionblaze runs into the WindClan camp and pokes Heathertail, who is sharing (what else?) a rabbit with (who else?) Breezepelt. Heathertail swallows and looks up, and Lionblaze smashes (what else?) the cream pie into her face. Then, ignoring the looks of the rest of (what else?) WindClan, he saunters back out and leaves to (where else?) the ThunderClan camp.

Back at the ToD HQ

The whole cast is (what else?) laughing. "I liked that!" Silverstreak cheers, apparently forgetful of her (what else?) cocoa anxiety.

"Silverstreak," Solpaw asks tactlessly, "are you apparently forgetful of your cocoa anxiety?"

Silverstreak freezes, eyes wide, and begins whimpering and sucking her paw.

"Solpaw," Shinyheart scolds, "you were very tactless. Now go sit in the time-out corner."

Solpaw's eyes widen and he leaves and sits miserably in a (what else?) corner labeled (what else?) "the time-out corner for bad kitties".

Redfang blinks. "Well, I can't interfere with discipline of a mother to her kit. Now, who keeps putting the phrases in parentheses in the words? And does anyone know where Rainbowpaw has been for the whole episode?"

Suddenly there is a terrible (what else?) yelling from a (what else?) wall. It is (who else?) Mothstar's voice! She's typing at her (what else?) computer!

"Get it off me!" the distant voice yelps!

"We ran out of cocoa!" Rainbowpaw's voice squawks! "Now let go of me and just go get me some!"

"Are you a bird!" Mothstar yells! "GET OFF! And stop squawking!"

"I'll get off and stop squawking if you let go and get me some cocoa!" Rainbowpaw squawks!

"I CAN'T LET GO OF YOU IF YOU DON'T GET OFF MOTHSTAR YELLS, NOW GET OFF THE CAPS LOCK KEY1 I CAN'T TYEP1

"Okay, okay!" Rainbowpaw screeches!

"Why are you making exclamation points!" Mothstar asks!

"Cause I want cocoa!" Rainbowpaw yells in Mothstar's ear! "It autocorrected my CAUSE! Ah it did it again! It is C-U-Z!"

"Give me the keyboard back!" Mothstar yelps! "How about you just go get some cocoa from other people! Like, ask in the reviews!"

"Great idea!" Rainbowpaw mews. She hops through the wall back to the Truth or Dare co.! Mothstar heaves a large sigh as the crazy rainbow tabby departs!

Rainbowpaw speaks directly to the camera. "Please, please, please, please, please can I have some cocoa? We ran out..."

Shinyheart goes up to her. "Rainbowpaw!" she scolds. "They might not have any! And besides, it isn't nice to go asking people for stuff!"

Solpaw suddenly pops up. "I'm back!" he yells. "The Sol-ster is back!"

"Good for you!" Fernpaw replies sarcastically. "We ran out of cocoa and Rainbowpaw's trying to beg it from the readers."

Redfang comes up. "Okay," he sighs, "here's the plan. If the readers want to give cocoa, they can. And if they do, they will be thanked profusely by the cocoa-loving cats in the next episode, and their amount given will be noted. Now, This Reckless Joy Ride hasn't PMed Mothstar back yet on her request of any truths or dares, and Mothstar only has three minutes left on the computer, and she wants to publish this before getting off for the day, so goodbye!"

"Goodbye!" everyone yells, except for Silverstreak, Rainbowpaw, Honeyleaf, and Willowheart, who yell, "Cocoa!"

Redfang adds, "These dares were from Darkpetal09! And now's the end of the episode!"

Allegiances:

"The boss":

Mothstar: brown she-cat dappled with gold and blue eyes (You don't need me to tell you)

Hosts:

Redfang: light ginger tom with amber eyes, can't stand the insane people (Mothstar)

Willowheart: light brown tabby she-cat, green eyes, friendly and insane (Mothstar)

Rainbowpaw: rainbow tabby she-cat with green eyes, kit of Sol and Shinyheart, crazy (Mothstar)

Co-hosts:

Silverstreak: silver she-cat with blue, dark gray, and black streaks throughout her coat and blue eyes (Myrtlefalls & Mothstar)

Prismpaw: white she-cat with a sheen to her fur that makes it shine in all the colors of the color spectrum and golden eyes; kit of Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)

Security cats:

Nightfrost: black-furred tom with light blue paws, light blue tail tip, and light blue eyes (Shadus Krifetalon)

Stormspeckle: jet black tom with pale gray flecks and amber eyes (Mothstar)

Camera cats:

Smokesplash: blue-and-dark gray tom (Smokeclaw of Shadowclan)

Patchclaw: black-and-white patched tom (Patchkit)

Solpaw: tortoiseshell-and-white tom with long fur, a ruff of fur around his head, a tail-tuft, and amber eyes; kit of Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)

Medicine cats:

Honeyleaf: light gold she-cat with green eyes (Jayfeather Luva)

Fernpaw: pale gray she-cat with green eyes, kit of Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)

Queens:

Shinyheart: very pale gold she-cat with yellow eyes, expecting Patchclaw's kits (Mothstar)

Maintenance cats:

Palestorm: pale gray tom with darker gray paws, chest, and tail-tip and green eyes (Mothstar)

Lemonpaw: yellowish-grayish-green tom (the color of a lemon) with yellow eyes, kit of Sol and Shinyheart (Mothstar)

Kits:

None as of now