Dear Cynthia,

Of course you can call me Dad! I'd love it actually! Sorry it took me so long to respond, I've been crazy busy. And it was a shock to me that you existed. I promise I had no idea. If I did… I would have been part of your life more. I promise.

I would love to meet you. Enclosed is the $100 you need. Just tell me when you're planning to come up and I'll plan fun things to do. I want to know all about you. Like: Do you play any sports? Do you have a boyfriend I should know about? What's your favorite color? Favorite food?

I used to play tennis in high school. I never continued In college though even though I was one of the best in the state. My favorite color is blue because it's the color of Monica's eyes. My favorite food is Mac & Cheese with cut up hotdogs in it. It sounds childish I know but I love it.

Speaking of Monica, somehow you know a lot about me, I'm not going to ask how, but yes. I married my best friend. And she's everything I've ever wanted my entire life. She deals with my quirks and she has her own. She's my entire life and I don't know what I would do without her. And the twins. Monica and I tried for a year without any success. We then found out we were both infertile. So we kept trying but ended up going through the adoption agency and finally a lady named Erica picked us. She hadn't known she had twins until she gave birth. She wasn't the brightest but I'm so thankful for her. Without her, I wouldn't have Jack and Erica.

I should probably tell you about my friends. I explain Mon already. So lets go to her brother Ross. Ross is a big nerd, he's a paleontologist, and has 3 kids. One with his first wife and 2 with his current wife Rachel. Rachel is another one of my friends and she's awesome. She loves shopping and never misses a sale. She can be a little superficial but is such a good person. Next, is Phoebe. She's very quirky and is a song writer and sings and plays guitar. She's crazy but in a good way. Most of the time. She's married to this awesome musician named Mike Hannigan. Last, is my best friend, Joey. He's really not the brightest but that's not really his fault. He has a big heart and will eat anything. ANYTHING.

So. That's me. If you have any questions about me, just ask! J

Love,

Dad (Mr. Bing)